Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce. Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

Whoops. Looks like joining a new social media platform was an over correction in the wrong direction. I’ll be back when I discover the meaning of life.

If you like hiking memoirs and are a kindle reader, boy do I have a cyber Monday deal for you (my book, Going to Maine, is on sale for $2.99 a.co/d/gqfELj0).

Merry Gentlemen is a Christmas movie about a big city girl who goes back to her small hometown and solves the mystery of what the hell’s up with Chad Michael Murray’s hair just in time for Xmas.

My memoir came out in September and everyone wants to know what’s next but nobody believes me when I say “sitting in a corner, staring at a wall indefinitely.”

Telling people that I quit Twitter in 2019 is the new I was into a band before they were famous.