she willy on my afton 'till i drown in my own blood

🚨U.S. veteran GOES ABSOLUTELY NUCLEAR ON ICE: "I've bled for this country, I've fought for this country—they're disgracing this f*cking country and what it f*cking means! They hide behind their f*cking masks like f*cking pussies! Get them out of here!" WE'RE LIVE NOW ⬇️

“It’s like half of y’all ain’t never seen Star Wars or a Disney movie. How do you not know which side to root on?”

ngl i completely forgot to update my age on this account, WHOOPS!

💙 MEN….SUPPORT WOMEN!!! 👇👇👇👇👇

Morning, everyone

TWIN RUNES 11 I WILL run this joke into the ground. #DELTARUNE #undertale

childhood memories 🧵🍪

Writers, an easy thing to make your writing tighter: Take out "started to" and "began to." Their phone started to ring ❌ Their phone rang ✅ He began to run away ❌ He ran away ✅ There are exceptions, but usually these words are clutter.

shoutout to that one time i had online driving lessons and they had a slide show with this image on it like IDK what it was about this image but I thought it was really fucking funny

I love my wife /srs

I love my life /j