There’s nothing more I want than to hand Nott Forest their arse on a plate. They are a tin pot club

Tottenham coming to Australia for the third time in 3 years….? You know we love Ange right…?!

That’s the xavi I want to see

I remember a time when I used to be excited about Spurs playing a game

In amongst all the negativity and such, just a friendly reminder that Tottenham won a trophy and it was fucking awesome!

The irony of Frank getting sacked after a loss to Brentford at home in a week’s time

At least we have an easy midweek game to wash that taste out of our mouth against… *checks notes* …away to Newcastle

If MVDV’s hamstring went we would be 4 down by now

Imagine paying your hard earned £ to watch this slop

For fucks sake

Another goal conceded from the same area

I had to go to work at halftime. Did I miss much?

I think everyone is expecting us to lose tonight. It’s the game against Fulham I am worried about. A loss there and the supporter negativity will be through the roof

I really need to get the taste of that NLD out of my throat by watching our next game against…. *checks fixture schedule* …PSG #FML

This is the thread I needed today

I won’t judge Frank on that stinkfest of a half, but I will judge him on what he does next and how he responds to this

To dare is to stink the place out

Made it! Let’s do this #COYS

For some reason I’m the only person here singing “you always take lamela with you”

The big question is, can I survive a test win, a crowded house concert, 3 bottles of wine and stay up for a NLD win at 3am

Piers Morgan is going to be a sore loser twice this week

I told them and they laughed! I told them and they didn’t believe. But here we are #TheAshes

In the context of this game, this is an epic innings from Travis Head

I told them and they laughed! I told them and they didn’t believe. But here we are #TheAshes

Eagerly awaiting all the Brits to start waking up in the next hour or so

How good is cricket!!

Aussie cricket team is seeking revenge for Ange Postecoglou

I wonder how long until England wander out if their crease

Why am I surprised that they are dragging out the draw. I say that every time

Brennan Johnson with another tap in

The international break can get in the bin

I dreamt about the NLD last night. Dane Scarlett scored the winner and since I’ve woken up, I’ve just been singing “He’s one of our own, He’s one of our own, Dane Scarlett, He’s one of our own”

Get fucked

That is what I’m talking about!! COYS!!!

Ok, now is the time to dare. Go for the win, don’t you dare play for a 1-1 Frank!!

Oh I forgot, it’s the last game before an international break. Should have seen this stink coming

To dare is to not register a shot on target

I wanted to know the likelihood of Richie struggling to get into the Brazilian WC squad, so I asked AI. Apparently Richie is the first name on the team sheet

I really want the vibes to continue at Tottenham following Copenhagen. Please don’t stink the house out against Man United

Snoop Dog is #AngeIn

The words of the big man himself

Tottenham have just been awarded a penalty… …and they passed it backwards

Unfortunately after watching The Diplomat, I can confirm season 3 isn’t better than season 2. I guess that means I’m Frank In

In Frank’s defence, it is a tough place to travel to: the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium

I’m more concerned about Spence and VDV’s reaction to Frank than the match result (despite how bad the result is)

Taps the sign

We need our top scorer Own Goal to stand up and take this game by the scruff of the neck

I don’t know why we’ve waited until now to make a sub, nothing has been working for a while

I’m going to stop getting up in the middle of the night if this is how we’re gonna play