This Hantavirus thing sounds serious. I think we need to just cancel the football season and not have a winner or any teams relegated

Spurs have won every game since the Peppa Pig collaboration was announced

What is this strange feeling I have…

More xG in that half than several games of Thomas Frank combined

I’d love Tel to get on the scoresheet

Watching this style of play, it was a crime we kept Frank for so long

Why do I have a good feeling about today? It’s the hope that gets you #COYS

Absolutely buzzing

So let me get this straight… after a season where I’ve made constant Brentford jokes thanks to Thomas Frank, I’m now relying on Brentford to win today?!?

Phwoar, I thought that was a pen in the last minute for Norwich against hull

Psst… the championship is a lot of fun

Mo Toure again!

Chelsea away has defined our season for the past two seasons. I’m a bit worried we’ll get relegated there while they parade the FA Cup

This no VAR thing is actually quite refreshing

Tuning into Coventry v Wrexham to see what my Championship coverage is like

Now we need big H to lift the champions league trophy

Ok, I officially have a new football team. Colorado Rapids! Let’s do this Matty Wells

That bergvall assist though

Matt O’Riley was one of the best Ange signings at Celtic

I was hoping RDZ might ban the long throw in :(

What is this emotion I am feeling

My coverage is showing highlights of the 0-4 win against Man City, Ange’s last game before all the injuries hit. Just wow, this club has fallen so far so quickly

And in other breaking news: ENIC have a £100M war chest they are going to spend the next transfer window. We are sick of hearing the same bullshit

Good to see Matty Wells continuing that tradition of Son of Ange football in the MLS

I’ve accepted relegation and my mental health is better for it

I’m going to run away and join a commune in Bilbao

Vinai will enter the Arsenal hall of fame for his efforts this season

Don’t worry, Lange has his eye on a strapping young 32-year-old from Liverpool that will solve all our problems

Why don’t we have a Lange chant? Surely there is a lot of fodder out there..? 🎶 the Lange and winding road out the door🎶 (Beatles) 🎶it’s a Lange way to the chop if you don’t sign anymore🎶 (AC/DC) 🎶take the Lange way home🎶 (supertramp)

Tel time? Time will tell

Surely that at least should be our corner

I am ready to be hurt again #COYS

What I wouldn’t give right now for a 17th placed finish and a trophy

Last chance saloon

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again I am so thankful Son left the club at the height of his achievements and didn’t stick around for this bin fire of a season

Does anyone know how long Vicario is expected to be out due to surgery… Was it two or three managers?

Does anyone else remember the days when this great club would fill the streets with hundreds of thousands of supporters for trophy parades

De zerbi and Vinai… just grim

www.maptap.gg March 27 97🏅 100🎯 98🔥 100🎯 97🏅 Final score: 984 First time with two 100s!

I know there is a lot of Ange fans on here so here's his first interview with Australian media since the Spurs sacking. Aired this morning and goes for 32 minutes long. youtu.be/L0oP-1CaKKE?...

I feel like I have written ten Adi Hütter related posts and then decided it’s maybe not best to post them Just a reminder to think before you post

Club statement…?

Of course it was MGW

Now we find out what Tottenham are made of

COYS COYS COYS COYS #gameday

Can you really pay yourself on the back if your opponents miss every penalty in a shootout

Go Tillies!!!

When Micky VDV eventually leaves Tottenham, I totally expect to see a podcast title of “taking the Micky out of Tottenham”