be me, on my way to a service appointment for me car: get in car and attempt to turn it on. car won’t start. now i gotta wait for roadside assistance so i can get my freaking car fixed

Johnny who runs out of gum mid-mission. It's not a crisis, of course it's not. But he's always had a bit of an oral fixation, a *need* for something in his mouth. It helps him concentrate, focus. And right now he's doing none of those things. NSFW cw: cockwarming

ghost pins soap down during training, growling, "yield," into soap's ear, smirk hidden behind his mask as he wins and soap pins ghost down on the mattress during sex, forcing his back to arch as he rails him from behind, growling, "taking it so well, princess," into ghost's ear

Hey uh… I was taken by a brief fit of madness after reading @toomanybats.bsky.social and @monsterlice.bsky.social and @fockenwimdy.bsky.social ‘s fic and seeing the art,,,, go read it if u haven’t already :3 #ghoap

in case any of the other monster fuckers out there would like to see it, here’s a link to my Monsterotica 2026 book spreadsheet (if ur on desktop, it’s got filters for easier searching) (it has over 1k books in it) docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

watching The Fellowship of the Ring (extended edition bc i’m in a phase). we’re in the Mines of Moria and I fear watching Boromir and Aragorn absolutely hack into these orcs is doing it for me

kraken blush comes with a seizure warning 🤭 first art for the first ch of @toomanybats.bsky.social and @monsterlice.bsky.social's fic for the wonderful @soapedghost.bsky.social link below, go show the fic and chris all the love #joesart #soapghost

🎉SURPRISE FIC DROP🎉 New little #SoapGaz fic! Go get it!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/724123...

#ghostsoap ok to get me in the spirit of Halloween, sharing an old demon!soap idea. I got some things in mind just bear with me as I get to em

Power couple power kissing #ghoap

Oops forgot to post this boy! Born werewolf Soap’s shifted form🖤 ✧ #johnsoapmactavish #werewolf

I realised I never posted these here, so for those who don't know, the whole Red Cap!Soap & Hunter!Ghost comes from this Horror AU I did! #Ghoap #GhostSoap #CoDfanart

Asked for some ghoap ideas on twt and this is how it went 🖤 #ghoap #soapghost

almost at 1000 entries, decided to add links to all the books so now i gotta go back and add like 700 links only to discover i’ve missed several books by one of the early authors

walk it off 🏃‍♂️ (1/2) #monster141

Stardew Ghoap Au Part 5 (end) 🏡 ✧ #ghoap #ghostsoap

once again screaming crying throwing up author is thinking about buying a second one of the prelim sketches i did in addition to the art she’s already paying for

it’s a compilation of all the books written by Monsterotica 2026 authors and i’ve already hit 500 titles and i’m barely over halfway through the list 😨

he'll be sneezing out his captain's saliva for the next few hours! #pricegaz #cod

Begging people (since it's October) to remember that kink doesn't always need to have sex. You can be in a kinky relationship and not once engage sexually

I only need one teammate :3 #ghoap #dragonghost #dragonghostau #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish

Golden #ghoap #ghostsoap

my wrist has been twinging so it’s time for my love that i’ve neglected for too long: spreadsheets

so i guess i’ll be Glazing everything now… i’m so fucking tired of being an artist man. i can’t live without it but it feels like i keep getting my knees kicked out from under me no matter how many times i get up

Aerial attack. Some more Red Cap!Soap + Hunter!Ghost from my collection <3 #ghoap #ghostsoap

birthday kisses :-* #ghostsoap #soapghost

Body hurtin so we do a little doodle today ✧ #soapghost #ghoap

A lil Ghost pinup I drew as a gift for @sultrysunset.bsky.social #ghost

please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers

Kelpie Soap! Or maybe even an Each-Uisge, cuz i've been told they are wayyyy more aggressive 😈 I needed to figure out his design for my up-coming Monsterfucking week, starting on the 25th this month! >w< #Ghostsoap

another giveaway! Dragon Soap makes an entrance! always fun designing dragons :3 #ghoap #dragonghost #dragonsoap #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #dragon #art

fisherman price in the mail!!! now in my hands!!!!! YAYYYAYAYYY i'm so happy!! 🐟🫧 thank you dear Sparrow and Den for making it happened! 🥰 the letter is so so so sweet and the sticker design is freakin incredible 😭💖💖 @pap3rtigers.bsky.social @starlightshades.bsky.social

New chapter of Boogie Wonderland is up! Let’s see how everyone’s coping after the New Year’s party from hell 👀 #ghoap archiveofourown.org/works/708205...

Ghost can sleep anywhere. Of course he can. But when Soap offers the other side of the absurdly small bed inside their shared hotel room post mission, he accepts. He's slept next to Johnny before, in tents and on the ground. But never in a bed. If this bed could even be called that.

literally less than an hour after i posted this, i had another group of people point and laugh at my work 🙃 i’ve not had a good weekend sales-wise so it’s a double whammy. luckily i’ve got a comm i can focus on after i get home

ik cons are for everyone so you get all kinds of folks coming through, but can people learn to have some respect for the artists in artist alley? it’s become so normal for me to hear people laugh at, insult, or belittle my work that i’ve mostly become numb to it

Link in comments to a Little writing for this ↪️ Simon held Soap in his hands after Makarov shot him. He doesn't want to wash Johnny's blood off his hands. He smokes while waiting for news from the operating room. 💀🧼👐🏻🩸😭😭😭😭 #ghoap #soapghost #GhostSoap

it’s hating all my career decisions hours (doing poorly at this con)

everyone go tell Rimfaxe how cute baby dragon Ghost is!!!!!

aaand another one! look at the wee baby! <3 #dragon!ghost #dragon!ghostau #art

Prettiest boys

[Ghost/Soap] My boyfriend is a werewolf pt.2

They’re going out to dinner #ghoap #soapghost

screaming crying throwing up i just got my first contract with an author and i’m practically vibrating with excitement. it’s not anything big but it’s another milestone in my career

#ghostsoap #ghoap 🔞 kinktober day 1: masturbation + orgasm control ~ ghost is of course very sensitive. he covers himself up from head to toe every day. nobody has touched him with a gentle hand in years. that first touch, just a pinkie against the exposed inside of his wrist, makes him crumble. —

i’ve got a con this weekend so i’m prepping for that by making a bunch of my fish keychains. i feel like all my brain function is going to putting paint on their little fishy bodies bc i can’t even think of anything to make for lunch. i’ve been hungry for like four hours

reminder that referenceangle.com exists.

@sultrysunset.bsky.social Food for you, cant have ye starving right? #ghoap #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #art

more monster miscommunication 🐍💀x🧼 no warnings 18 posts #ghostsoap #soapghost #yeenwrites

#Ghoap Fluff SFW Ghost who's only ever had casual flings because people can sniff out his emotional baggage from miles away. When Soap starts showing his obvious interest, Ghost shuts him down immediately. --