My interest in older men is quickly becoming an interest in my peers and I don't like that. Getting older is a blessing and a curse

ig in OPLA season 2 we're getting all the way to Brook??? Does that mean the season is getting all the way to Thriller Bark??? Holy shit

I wanna see Gerran Howell in so many more shows and movies!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!

It's Sanji's birthday today, so here he is trapped in Tama form in my Tamagotchi Smart

I've decided to actually design my bedroom for the first time ever rather than just have things in it, and it's way more fun than I thought it'd be

Decided fuck FB, I'm using Offer Up, and I see they have a premium thing (cause ofc they do) & it says "get faster responses" which I can only assume means they delay the notification of my message to who I msg, or they delay sending me msgs sent to me. Either is insane to do

I'll never forget in college, the art dept put up an ofrenda with photos of celebs and influential people who have passed, and someone put up a photo of JLO as Selena

Istg everything is against me. Went to the pulmonary clinic abt my sleep, look at myself in the mirror in my car and realize oh fuck I have so many white hairs. Then I get to reception and she asks "Did you say your DOB was 87 or 97?" I was shot 57 times. Then, the trifecta, I need a CPAP

Fb marketplace is actually bumpin, and I caved an went to make a Fb account, they made me upload a selfie which is already wild. Then I got this message. An appeal?? The account doesn't even exist yet

I watched a bunch of 90s/early 2000s music videos, and I think it fixed my YouTube algorithm

Sucker Punch is an amazing movie and anyone who says otherwise is wrong

Happy Valentines!! I did not thing the clothing was that detailed omg I regret drawing that man Lucifers #radioapple #hazbinhotel

I kept being like "why tf am I getting almost exclusively republican campaign ads as ads on youtube?" then I remembered I turned off personalized ads. So ig that's just what they automatically push to people

me n my man on Valentine's day. The water is red cause of our love<3 #fallout76

I got some bangers hiding in my Tumblr drafts and idk why I didn't post them

People who, in the summary section on ao3, write anything but the summary of their fic actually pmo. Idc about anything except what the fic is about, otherwise why tf would I read it? If you can write a coherent story, you can write a summary.

Ghoul flipped me a over the river and thru the woods ass bird

Athena P stays being one of the best YouTubers of all time. You can't change my mind

People who tag their fics "bad writing" or write in the summary "this was written poorly", I'm gonna believe you and not read it. Idk why people put that in their own fic, sometimes the entire summary is just "this is bad"

Derm didn't tell me it takes 2-6 WEEKS for a cauterized wound to heal before giving me a big one right on my lip. fml

I'm nosy as hell, I look at everyone's blog who interacts with my posts on Tumblr LOL Just interesting to see what people who have similar interests as me post

REALLLL every year I hope for good Valentino solo merch, and every year I'm crushed

Award for putting my Tama to sleep 50 times, and got 1,000 gotchi points

Finally....finished this..... #hazbinhotel #minicomic

my Tama got rejected LOL peacock took one look at him and said nah I'm out xD the peacock looks so inconvenienced by being there #tmgc #tamagotchi

Took a close up pic of the wound on my lip, and instead of looking at the wound I got distracted by all the white hairs in my beard LMAO forgot why I even took the pic in the first place

Doctor says my chronic and kaleidoscope migraines make me at higher risk for stroke, made me actually start taking my medication more lol even for smaller migraines

I wanna know who out here lying to these ppl saying Houston is country. First was people upset the rodeo wasn't black enough, which I also don't know who lied to y'all about that cuz it never has been, now people out here asking where to find "honky tonks" bitch u ask that here u gonna get jumped

"Robby should be with Jack" "Robby should be with Dennis" You fools, you absolute buffoons... They're obviously in a throuple #thepitt

I identify as Dennis's little mullet

The real upside to a dumb phone

We need to bring back mall culture

I've been using a flip phone for 4 months now, I do still read on ao3 on my smart phone which can eat days of my time (it's a problem, but at least I'm reading LOL) and I've noticed I kinda go out more just to go somewhere and do something, driving around or walking and going new places

Just saw an ad for my strange addiction and learned what "vabbing" is, I wish I didn't know

It's supposed to be in the low 20s and Ted Cruz was seen on a plane out of Texas, so we're fucked

Atp being religious is a dog whistle, cause y'all too wild. Any time I see some crazy ass vile comment their bio always has a Bible verse or mentions god

"everyone in McKinney is dead" is one of my favorite memes of all time 😂😂

"analog bags" are becoming a thing, and apparently people are going out to shop for things to put in it?? Isn't the point to put stuff you already use at home? Like books or hobbies you have that you could take with you instead of scrolling on your phone

Every Omega Bruce Wayne truther has GOT to read this fic 😂😂 Bruce, Batman, AND Matches Malone all in a self-love triangle. The DRAMA. It's hilarious but also made me cry at the end archive.transformativeworks.org/works/49633399

I knew Constantine and King Shark were together but I didn't know they were MARRIED!?!?! OH MY GOD!?!??! John didn't want to be a queen and live in the ocean so they divorced oh my god

Tidwell GOTTA be cursed always something going on there like damn do drugs somewhere else for once. Get a change of scenery, cause havoc somewhere else

Just had a dream where in a movie Jim Carrey plays a beloved priest, and Regina Hall plays the priest's evil alter ego. She's done in makeup to look like Jim Carrey ofc. Sounds like a banger movie tbh

I just thought about that video of the dude who stole a pair of sunglasses in the Galleria and then ran from cops and jumped from the second floor down onto the ice rink and shattered both of his legs. Wild

Dear everyone, STOP moving to Houston. We don't want you here, and you don't wanna be here. It's cheap because you're probably gonna get shot and die here and roaches and rats will eat your corpse. - Sincerly, Houstonians

Clearly love pink lol my babies all nestled together :3

Hand feeding Waterboy finger foods so he can have them not wet

Why does everything look like it belongs in a hospital now? First class lounges, trains, airplanes, it all is plastic and white and clinical. Nothing is made for comfort anymore. The chairs alone in some of these lounges are the exact uncomfortable chairs in Dr office waiting rooms

I still miss the wasabi and ginger Lays chips. Best chips I ever had

Amir wanted that Jake Paul tea ☕