My mom can never find out how Parmesan cheese is made

Everyday, I hate mormons more and more

There is a criminal lack of Eelektross merch, official or fan made

See ya

The Cheers theme song still just makes me think of Adventure Time and makes me sad

I finally finished my first Pokemon game

Went to Trainer-Con today, spent way more than I meant to 😬 I had to get all the Pokemon

I almost got hot sauce in my eye damn that was spooky

AHHHHHH look at my big, beautiful girl!!!! An alpha shiny Scolipede!!!! I love her so much I could cry 😭😭😭

It's been decided. I'm chopped, cooked, and unc

I've spent $147 in the last month at the Pokemon Center.... I feel like I have a problem

I got nostalgic, and I'm glad to see the step team from my highschool still going strong and still killing it

No one laughs harder at my stupid memes than me

I'm obsessed with these sitting cuties plushes 🥰🥰 look at himmmmm

I've discovered the chats on soulseek, and now I'm chatting with a guy about cum and Silent Hill

People who get so drunk they piss themselves baffle me

My Eelektross is sick as fuck 🤘

Virtual game cards are so unbelievably stupid. I've already seen SO MANY posts of people who had their Nintendo account hacked, and lost all their games because some random asshole linked their switch. Fuck Nintendo

Got my Backrooms postcard 😎 saw the movie, I enjoyed it a lot

Hey... Wtf is going on in Pokemon Shield? 😂 This is the Pokedex entry for Appletun

Happy pride moth!!!! 🎉

There's only one account I truly missed when I was hacked and banished, and it was vanillabrwnsugr

IM BACK BITCHES!!!!

Joltik is ready for some adventures!

The most epic duo in Lumiose City. I love my Eelektross 💛

Why do Pokemon have WAY cooler names in other languages? Like Eelektross being "Ohmassacre" that's sick af!

You know times are tough when the neighborhood chickens are skinny

Heard someone call Houston an isolating city, and I'd say that's an apt description. It's too big, too many things spread across 40+ miles, too much traffic, and the only reliable thing there really is to do is eat and drink

How did I not realize Applin is just a worm inside a normal apple, and NOT an apple shaped Pokemon???

Made my boy a sweater! Even though it's hot as balls outside. So glad he's just a tube it made it so easy. Pokemon sweaters might be my calling ngl

I just suddenly remembered Jack Spicer exists. I remember I had such a huge crush on him as a kid lol Xiaolin Showdown was so good

I hate seeing a ton of crochet bees and jellyfish and shit at craft fairs. Be creative for once in your life, for the love of god

Is Kermit frog Jesus?

Ik I'm exhausted when I can look at a screen and see the red and blue around everything on it

My dog discovered the cheese tax, and now any time I open anything plastic in the kitchen she comes bounding in. Like no girl, you don't want a sweet pepper I promise

Was having fun, opening Sizzlipede Pokémail, when all of a sudden... I heard this agitating, grating voice.... They dumped this ugly on me!!!

Lowkey feels dangerous that I live in a metal box with no AC lol but hey, haven't died yet. Probably fine

I'm opening one of these blind bags every time I finish a Dungeon Crawler Carl book, but this one I opened, and it had been leaking 😫 But not all hope was lost, I remembered I had a stupid mini brands thing and I knew it had resin in it. So I opened that and used it, and now it's fixed

I swear, LA influencers are trying to convince people they're rich, and NYC influencers are trying to cosplay as poor

Me after a hotel room party

Accidently left for work in my crocs instead of my sneakers. Put that thing in sport mode and I'm keeping it pushin

I just read The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook in 2 days... I think I locked in like never before

Insane that the only way to get Alexa to stop now, is to tell it to shut up. Just saying "Alexa stop" doesn't work anymore, but saying "Alexa shut the fuck up" is more satisfying

Idk why some of my favorite actors are all Welsh. Either it's coincidence, or they just make really great actors over there

"messages from deceased crawlers"

Waiiiit my little Dungeon Crawler Carl blind bag I opened apparently was Prepotente! I saw the name on the leaderboard in the 2nd book, but didn't realize he was the goat! So cute

My friend said it was really heating up in fo 76 in the Whitespring

Mongo is such a good boy 😭😭 the best boy 😭😭 poor baby is traumatized

Why is it when books have merch, and there's a bag, it's ALWAYS a tote bag? How many tote bags could people possibly use? I have never and will never in my life use a tote bag, how many totes could people possibly buy and use?? Isn't it a one-and-done situation? Branch out, there's many diff bags