The fact I can make $40 from a piece of boy paper is crazy to me

The trailer for Pokopia was all cute and "I frew up" and then the game is so fucking sad and depressing like wtf

Crocheting a sweater for my Pokemon even though it's spring. Tho it doesn't matter if it's hot cause it's a stuffed animal 😂

Finally gonna meet my man Corbeau! Very excited. He even had all his grunts lined up just for me 💕 so sweet lol

I've changed my mind Canari is the best and I'm a DYN4MO 4 life

Espurr is creepier than I remember lol

Why do I only have 2 modes when I'm on my period? Ultra horny or crying at literally every little thing. And these Pokemon fan edits got me crying rn LOL

HELL NO

IM GOING TO FUCKING KMS!!!!!!!! HUSKS EXPRESSION ANGEL LOOKING AT HIM PLSSSS LET THEM BE A LITTLE BAD N NAUGHTY PLSSSSSS

Guess who got drunk and bought almost every version of Sizzlipede from the TCG? That's right. It was me

Chateau Ste Michelle Riesling is my favorite wine and yes it's cheap and yes I will drink an entire bottle in one sitting and yes I put ice in my wine glass

NO pleaseeeee this guy creeps me out I don't wanna have to talk to him pleaseeee 😫

It's 54 degrees in South Texas in LATE APRIL I feel like that's extremely concerning

I just saw someone describe the Pokemon Smeargle as "marking territory by painting secretions" And I think that's the most disgusting way to describe anything a Pokémon does 😂 I mean it's not inaccurate, there just had to have been a better way

Why does he have a giant glowing green butthole? And why is in my face every time he's on screen?

Idk if this is a hot take, but Canari from Pokemon ZA kinda sucks

The squad part 2

The Pillion biker zine from A24 is phenomenal! Also very happy I got the wedding invite from The Drama

The squad

My A24 haul, minus the Backrooms poster I bought but didn't want to take out of the cardboard sleeve.The Brendan Fraser zine is as awesome as you can imagine

You think I'd get thrown out if I yell out "I can make you a f🚬g" during I Can Make You A Man at a midnight showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show? LMAO

This is basically hallowed ground. Had a photoshoot

DAYUM that's a big ass bunny

Why are the days so damn short in Pokemon ZA??? Like 5 minutes and suddenly it's night and I gotta fight some ppl like damn gimme time to breathe

They grow up so fast 🥲

I specialize in being hot shit

Just found out Pokemon ZA has Pokemon from the Kalos region so no Sizzlipede

My first Sizzlipede in my new playthrough of Pokemon Shield 🥰 I love my daughter

I was finally allowed access to the pokémon center website, and I think Sizzlipede is my favorite pokémon right now. I forgot it existed until I saw the plush for it and I was like that is the most adorable thing I've ever seen I need it immediately

If the Pokemon center website doesn't want ppl browsing and purchasing from them? For some reason I got an error 15 message saying that my IP is a security risk? I was literally just browsing the website and about to check out. I swear this shit happens to me on purpose, some sort of cosmic joke

Just realizing I got tickets to see Mother Mary and got the back row smh that was ofc before I broke my ankle

Sure I don't want to have kids cause I can't afford them, and don't think I could handle raising them, but really deep down I think my main fear is giving birth to a boy. Like that thought genuinely terrifies me

Hollywood really pressuring people get surgery and filler to look like this and expect us to just accept the uncanny valley of it all

Welp, broke my ankle for the 4th or 5th time now. That's life ig

Saw on Reddit someone asking if The Drama is a good movie to see on a first date LMAOOOO only if you're prepared for it to be at least kind of awkward and prepared to answer "what's the worst thing you've ever done?"

I remember when Once Upon A Time first came out, I only watched it because the trailer showed Rumplestiltskin and I thought he was unbelievably hot, and still do. His and Belle's storyline was the best and they needed more screentime

This is what I understand Absolute Batman is

I use an iHome as my alarm clock, And I took a nap forgetting that my iPod was charging on it, so I was awoken by Chaz Time from Helluva Boss blasting by my head

Y'all gotta stop making up movie shit, there's imax, 4D, 4D XD, ultra 4k HD, now DBOX??? Wtf is that??? Sounds like the name of the guy down the block who sells heroin to kids

The way Shawn Hatosy says "oomf" does something to me

It would be so funny if someone wallpapered one of their walls with the A24 Backrooms adhesive poster. Would be expensive but I think it'd be worth it

The Drama was actually a banger movie

Already loving my birthday gift to myself, an A24 membership. Gonna see The Drama for free tomorrow. Just watched the trailer and it actually looks good

"you don't hit women" maybe you don't, but if she wants to fight me we're gonna fight. Some ppl gotta learn the hard way, and I'm the teacher

I don't know if this is a thing already, but I want a show that's like Penn and Teller's fool us, but with online ghost videos. I want a group of ppl experienced in haunted house/special effects who can debunk things

I'm making it a new goal to buy and watch every Batman movie/show that exists on dvd

I hold lifelong grudges. Even if I forget why I hate you, I'll still remember I hate you

Immediately pregnant

God I'm almost 29, someone just put me down already