Chandlo and Snorpy from Bugsnax are so fucking cute together

Bugsnax stays my favorite game. I got every achievement for it on PS4, but decided to now buy it on PC so time to start from square one 😂

I need a book club to yap about the books I'm reading, anyone wanna start a book club hmu we can talk about all the very important insights and thoughts we have

I'm reading These Violent Delights by Micah Nemerever, really enjoying it though I'm only 63 pages in. The prologue really went from 0-100 real quick 😂 I like that Paul is an unreliable narrator, projecting his own feelings onto everyone else. Especially Julian

Istg I'm in a toxic relationship with pink Whitney

Saw this when I was driving LOL thought about saying something, but then they drove 10 under the speed limit so I decided fuck em

I'm realizing my phone doesn't have an em dash, wtf? They think just cause it's a T9 keyboard I'm not gonna use it?

My dog is so spoiled. She refuses a milkbone and looks at me like I'm crazy, then gobbles up her expensive bone marrow treat. That's my girl, she knows what she deserves 💅

Idk how... But the annoying ass app store notification that I COULD NOT get rid of, suddenly disappeared. I only realized because I closed my phone and it showed the date at the bottom and I was like that's weird it's never done that before. Because there's finally no notices. A Christmas miracle

Hold up, is it true people in the US not from Texas don't know what a kolache is??? Wha

Why is so much crazy shit happening at Katy Mills Mall RN first the blackout, now a fire? What's next? Someone gonna bring a damn horse in the building? Car gonna drive thru the bitch?

Sera's Confession is the best song from Hazbin season 2, I do think Vox had the most bangers but that song just hits different

Why do I only have two modes. Tired, and so exhausted my brain and body feel like they can shut down at any moment

Typical bookstore visit: go for one thing, leave with way more

Wake Up Dead Man spoilers and yapping about myself as always -

Really wish flip phones were still a thing for anyone under the age of 99. My flip phone is so limiting can't even change my text tone smh. Just something so basic seems like it should be available as a function on any phone

On a whim I've decided to read all of Agatha Christie's works. Been on a big whodunit kick for months and Wake Up Dead Man made me want to read them all

I need people to call me on my cell phone more often. Cuz I got a flip phone, and I can't change the text tone but I can change the ringtone and I want to hear my ringtone more 😂😂

So many Hazbin fanartists are in Canada bro wtf I buy stuff from them and because of the fucking soggy Cheeto I have to pay fucking import fees

I'm thinking about taking up Pickleball. Wtf is wrong with me?

Vanilla shaved her head again and she's blonde I love it

Seeing Amir Talai dressed as one of Santa's elves will always make me do a double take

Finding out Jessica Vosk walks around the streets of NYC asking people questions makes me want to fly there sm 😫

Watersports ❌ Wii Sports ✔️

The people who inch forward at red lights, then go slow as hell when it turns green, what goes through y'all head?

Idk if it's just Vans, But the length of their shoelaces pisses me the fuck off. It's like clown shoes but it's just the laces. Why is one of the loops of my tied shoe five fucking inches long?? I wish I was exaggerating, I measured that shit. That's so fucking unnecessary

I have such a crippling fear of endermen they just scare the shit out of me. Hearing them in my ear I can't do it

Looooved seeing Bob the drag queen tonight!!! Drinks were expensive af and weak as hell, but it was a fun night

Went to the mall, was tempted by demons. Or ig imps. He's too cute #helluvaboss

Cash is basically free money it doesn't count

It's that time of year again, where I watch terrible Christmas romcoms, eat Christmas cookies off a Santa plate, and drink wine by the Christmas tree

Didn't realize Afroman has a Christmas album. I finally actually enjoy Christmas music

Haven't had eggnog since I was a younger kid, didn't realize it needs to be diluted with milk. I didn't put any alcohol. One sip and I was like nope

No one told me I was supposed to eat gluten for the IgA blood test. Though ig that makes sense. So they took my blood for nothing??? Smh this is so annoyingly inconvenient

Would it be crazy to get Valentino's gun Moneyshot tattooed on me?

Wasn't expecting to have a doctor shove her finger in my butthole today, but here we are

Was just reminded of when I was like 4 or 6 my mom gave me rocks for Christmas hoping I'd be upset, but I was really into rocks and kept them until I was like 23

Guillermo Del Toro is still crazy for making that one teen jock guy pregnant in 3 Below

My mom decided to buy a nothing bundt cake "for me" 🙄 shit was almost $8 for a tiny thing and I reminded her I don't like cake really and she told me to get over myself. I took a bite and it tastes like Mormonism

The women on Stranger things are absolutely carrying this show on their backs

Why am I getting weird cishet dudes thinking they're the most masculine man to grace the earth because they torture themselves and others for no reason on my insta feed? Wth it's a jumpscare every time

My love of Valentino is an extension of my deep need for toxicity in my life to feel fulfilled. Anyway here's my favorite screenshots of Val

Hot take: Eddie Munson sucks and I'm glad he won't be in season 5

Was at the mall and found the Tama Picnic! So cute

Told myself I'd never set foot in Ohio...

Realizing Alastor's shoes are actually his hooves has fucked me up mentally. Cause why does this man have permanent heels like high heels on his feet???

Smelled a billion different colognes today, and ofc the best smelling one was the most expensive 😫 and it's in an ugly ass bottle 😫😭

Everyone talking about Spotify wrapped. Well... My iTunes says I've listened to Two Minutes Notice from Helluva Boss 34 times on my iPod and I've only had it on there for a little over a month. So

Ya know... I think the hole in my wall makes me room cold. Idk could be something else tho

FINALLY a bookstore I went to had These Violent Delights by Micah Nemerever in stock so I can finally read it!!! So excited