Excited to be in London next week. I missed you.

My favourite 🖤

Fogging up reading glasses wherever I go

Gosh it’s so nice to see the leather back in my feed on this app!

The city’s a cake, all you need is a slice

Excited to be in London next week. I missed you.

My current (colour-coded) reading stack

Each week: - I rip one (only one) of a pair of stay up stockings - a new Italian man messages me - I spend a whole evening luxuriating/reading in the bath - some random bureaucratic hurdle comes to my attention If one is missing, something’s wrong!

Just because I’m never on here, can you @ some of your favourite Bsky accounts I can follow?

My newsletter is coming out Friday so now is the time to sign up! (hint: it’s now a pop up on some website pages)

I made my underling write Ms Carlisle on his body in lipstick and send me a picture. And that mental image is the post.

Thinking today about these nails and how much I loved having them

It was very hot in Sydney this January 🥰 inevitable with a dream come true @siennacarlisle.bsky.social

Not an ad for champagne, rather an invitation to enjoy it properly 🥂

I would say I’m an intellectual, but I also grew up watching Baywatch, and as a child was thrillingly saved from drowning by a David Hasselhoff lookalike - read this into my aesthetics as you will

Crete took my breath away

I love you Bluesky

High or low?

My three-monthly Bluesky post 😍. Maybe I’ll be more frequent?

So excited for a summer solstice banquet with @adelaideasterix.bsky.social !!! It will be rich, decadent, delicious celebration in true Goddess style ✨

Thoughts on the red dress?

So many people have secret desires and I want to corrupt and liberate all of them ❤️‍🔥

Me trying to make a sfw instagram is hilarious.. but I will persevere

Explaining what I do to people I meet socially is pretty interesting. Those who are quite open about it, how do you tend to navigate this conversation and people’s tendency to ask weird questions?

Chillin like a villain 🦹🏼‍♀️

Let the games begin 🌬💋