Hank Kirton
@hank-kirton.bsky.social
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Writer, reader, cinephile
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Kat Abughazaleh
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
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Katie Mack
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A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
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John Shirley
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Tacitus lived around two thousand years ago. And yet he seems to have foreseen the USA today:
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Last night I got trapped inside the yawn of a field mouse for six hours. The tiny teeth, the moist undulating tongue and birdseed breath surrounded me for the duration of the night. I was not asleep. I was really there. It was awful.
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Blood+Honey
about 1 month ago
Fiction "A Path Through the Dandelions" Fiction by Hank Kirton “Lying in a puddle of purple vomit, Lottie von Scrodd interviews herself as if she is a guest on a highbrow PBS talk show.”
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a path through the dandelions — Blood+Honey
Fiction by Hank Kirton “Lying in a puddle of purple vomit, Lottie von Scrodd interviews herself as if she is a guest on a highbrow PBS talk show.”
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Now you can read what I made here!
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a path through the dandelions — Blood+Honey
Fiction by Hank Kirton “Lying in a puddle of purple vomit, Lottie von Scrodd interviews herself as if she is a guest on a highbrow PBS talk show.”
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Robert Reich
about 1 month ago
Oligarchy (noun): A government of and by a few at the top, who exercise power for their own benefit. Their power and wealth increase as they make laws that favor themselves, manipulate financial markets, and create monopolies that put more wealth into their pockets.
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baby box turtles at the bottom of a vodka bottle — Blood+Honey
by Hank Kirton “On July 4th she decided to clean her impossible apartment, despite her hangover. Bob's stupid drum set still sat splayed shamelessly in the comer like a homicide victim.”
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baby box turtles at the bottom of a vodka bottle — Blood+Honey
by Hank Kirton “On July 4th she decided to clean her impossible apartment, despite her hangover. Bob's stupid drum set still sat splayed shamelessly in the comer like a homicide victim.”
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baby box turtles at the bottom of a vodka bottle — Blood+Honey
by Hank Kirton “On July 4th she decided to clean her impossible apartment, despite her hangover. Bob's stupid drum set still sat splayed shamelessly in the comer like a homicide victim.”
https://www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/baby-box-turtles-at-the-bottom-of-a-vodka-bottle
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Blood+Honey
about 2 months ago
Fiction "Baby Box Turtles at the Bottom of a Vodka Bottle " by Hank Kirton “On July 4th she decided to clean her impossible apartment, despite her hangover. Bob's stupid drum set still sat splayed shamelessly in the comer like a homicide victim.”
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baby box turtles at the bottom of a vodka bottle — Blood+Honey
by Hank Kirton “On July 4th she decided to clean her impossible apartment, despite her hangover. Bob's stupid drum set still sat splayed shamelessly in the comer like a homicide victim.”
https://www.bloodhoneylit.com/fiction/baby-box-turtles-at-the-bottom-of-a-vodka-bottle
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The closest I ever came to writing a Christmas story. Kaleidoscope
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Kaleidoscope
By Hank “Stale Crouton” Kirton Robust barrel-chested Kchelogaveg yanked at a young white pine, testing the anchored clench of its root system. It would not budge. Out of frustration, o…
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My Most Animal Is Radish!
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My Most Animal Is Radish!
Bloganuary writing promptWhat is your favorite animal?View all responses My radish is my most animal because it lives in a crisper drawer inside of refrigerator where it makes very shallow breath. …
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Goregirl
about 2 months ago
Happy
#FrancoFriday
Vampyros Lesbos (1971, Jess Franco)
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This is the story that won me a gumdrop. Telekinetic Kelly
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Telekinetic Kelly
Kelly Green raised the red flag on her mailbox all the way from the kitchen. She didn’t even have to look out the window this time. She accomplished the feat while sitting at the table eating insta…
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about 2 months ago
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The Argyle Literary Magazine
about 2 months ago
Issue #6 of The Argyle is LIVE!!!
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Vasectomy Performed on a Roller Coaster
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A science fiction story... My Time Machine
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My Time Machine
My time machine doesn’t work too well at the moment. It hurts my face now sometimes and gives me crushing headaches when I get back from the past and all I can do is lay in bed and wait for t…
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Pull up your pants, learn how to dance, and strut your stuff in the south of France. Synaptic Damage
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Synaptic Damage
He was abrupt. With people. Many people disliked him because he was so abrupt. He answered questions with a hatchet. He urged you to stop wasting his time. His name was Karl Jerome Baum…
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My psychiatrist assured me I was an "insufferable fuck-up" and a "worthless cretin" and "vile." It'll be neat to see where this therapy leads...
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Smothered Under Heavy Cement...
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Smothered Under Heavy Cement…
Photo by Jorge Fakhouri Filho It took a silvery sliver of a second. I was only thirteen. It happened so long ago… Then why does it still weigh me down like a pair of gangster-style cement shoes?&nb…
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Smothered Under Heavy Cement...
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Smothered Under Heavy Cement…
Photo by Jorge Fakhouri Filho It took a silvery sliver of a second. I was only thirteen. It happened so long ago… Then why does it still weigh me down like a pair of gangster-style cement shoes?&nb…
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You don't have enough Dada. Remedy the remedy until the plot becomes muddied.
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I just laughed so hard my thighs hurt.
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The brass is tarnished buff it buff it.
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My tribute to old show business. Hollywood
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Hollywood
“Before we start—I’m sorry, toots—what’s your name again?” “Beekeeper.” “Okay, Mavis. I just want to tell you that I’m not gonna talk about my marriage. Y’know. To you-know-who…” “Banan…
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I enjoy provocative art. Shock me, disgust me, disturb me--at least I'll feel something. Anger me, puzzle me, fill me with sorrow--at least it'll make me think. Hell, even tedium is a feeling. Aw, fuck it; make whatever art you want.
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The Argyle Literary Magazine
3 months ago
The Argyle's 2026 Pushcart Prize Nominees!!!
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Thanks to The Argyle Literary Magazine! It's cool to be included. Read the magazine!
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I just counted up all the short stories I currently have under construction. The magic tally is 13. That's THIRTEEN written in letters. Welp, back to the saltmines!
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The oxygen I've been inhaling today tastes funny. Kind of like grape Pez.
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Heaven Always Has Room
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Heaven Always Has Room
Wish List: Breville Luxe Coffee Brewer Paffenery Luxury Heated & Cooling Carseat Cover Metavertu 1 Curve Screen Himalaya Alligator Skin 18K Gold & Diamonds 5G Web3 Phone I once worked with…
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Blood+Honey
3 months ago
Give our Best Microfiction 2026 Noms a read, why don't ya?
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The Spelunking Phlebotomist
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The Spelunking Phlebotomist
Turn on the small black ImageGrimⓇ and surf the sewage. Record the information as it arrives: -Do Not Miss Out Ladies and Gentlemen- “I have the freedom to live now,” says the spelunking phle…
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Link Day One
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Link Day One
Photo by Pixabay At around ten thirty Link went ahead and lit a new cigarette. He could only smoke in the house after his grandmother went to bed. She went to bed every night at precisely nine o’cl…
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Hollandaise
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Hollandaise
TWO-FISTED WAR STORIES My friend Bobby’s grandfather once told us he’d spent a week in Nazi-occupied Holland. “Were you in the army?” we asked. We were kids. Added up, we amounted to around sixteen…
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Caligula shakes.
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The Spelunking Phlebotomist
Turn on the small black ImageGrimⓇ and surf the sewage. Record the information as it arrives: -Do Not Miss Out Ladies and Gentlemen- “I have the freedom to live now,” says the spelunking phle…
https://psilocybinmosquitobites.wordpress.com/2025/11/15/the-spelunking-phlebotomist/
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Caligula shakes.
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The Spelunking Phlebotomist
Turn on the small black ImageGrimⓇ and surf the sewage. Record the information as it arrives: -Do Not Miss Out Ladies and Gentlemen- “I have the freedom to live now,” says the spelunking phle…
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This story I wrote is a ladybug in your nostril. It's a tombstone made of graham crackers. It's the guy you meet at the park who offers you a marshmallow soaked in LSD. Read it and wince.
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This story I wrote is a ladybug in your nostril. It's a tombstone made of graham crackers. It's the guy you meet at the park who offers you a marshmallow soaked in LSD. Read it and wince.
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Goregirl
3 months ago
This lady’s reaction 😂😂😂 The Gore Gore Girls (1972, Herschell Gordon Lewis)
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Dr Lindsey Fitzharris
3 months ago
One side of this ivory "memento mori" features a human face crawling with worms and insects; the other side shows a skull - the flesh eaten away. Date unknown. This unusual object is from the Wellcome Collection in London.
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My bank set out a big bowl of hard-boiled eggs for Halloween. All peeled and everything. I went in to cash a check and was instantly hit with the savory egg-smell of spooky season.
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Blood+Honey
4 months ago
Micro-fiction "Indigo" by Joseph Labriola “it wasn't the book, so much as his relationship to it—if that makes sense…This one, of course, was blank.”
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indigo — Blood+Honey
by Joseph Labriola “it wasn't the book, so much as his relationship to it—if that makes sense…This one, of course, was blank .”
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Hey! It's Succotash Sunday again! Yipes!
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This is about madness and how it manifests itself in art.
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Little Green Worms
Part One My intention was to write an exquisite, precise, highly-calibrated account of the time I arrived at a therapy appointment covered with little green worms. It was to be written in the 1st p…
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I wrote a story about a man, man.
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“Joe Here.”
“Joe here,” was the way Joe answered the phone when he was behind his desk at the law offices of Sobchak & Sobchak. “Joe here,” he’d say. Every single time. He never juggled anything up. …
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