Over on the shmaytreon, I just put up the chapter analysis for Ch. 2 of "And They Folded Like Cardboard"! My thoughts on the entire thing are in there, if that interests you! www.patreon.com/posts/sarcan...

Some news over on capital-P site! ❤️ If you've ever wanted to know the status of my WIPs, that information is now free to members, & other fun membership things (Discord, behind-the-scenes stuff, etc.) is also less of your hard-earned dollars ❤️

If you like to know cool, behind-the-scenes stuff and you've read ch. 9 of "Built to Last"...check this one out, too!

Something new and fun up on the you-know-where! I go through the full chapter in the post (yes, the whole thing!)

🏂🏅⛷️ Chapter 9 is up a day early! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 archiveofourown.org/works/584376...

Happy New Year! And, in honor of the commencement of 2026...a special treat is up on that site 👀

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate)! My present to all of you is... The final two chapters of Whiteout, three years later 🫶❄️ Wishing all of you joy and love and lesbianism! archiveofourown.org/works/439369...

A short one to kick off the holiday week! archiveofourown.org/works/584376...

If you have an interest in my writing process...I share quite a bit about it in posts like this! www.patreon.com/posts/in-lig...

Arcane December 2025 : day 13 #arcane #ArcaneDecember25

Happy Sa(rcas)turday Update Day! Chapter 7 of Built to Last is live and full of holiday cheer: archiveofourown.org/works/584376... ⛷️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏂

If you love the holidays and have fun traditions of any kind, please hop on over to the Discord server and tell me about them! There's a brand new channel ❄️ "Holiday" is not specific to any real-world equivalent, all wintry traditions welcome ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/holida...

WIP statuses up on the ptrn! ❄️ www.patreon.com/posts/decemb...

Happy Sarcast Update Day! 🚓❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🚒 archiveofourown.org/works/637401...

New (interactive!) post 👀 www.patreon.com/posts/vote-o...

You were warned in advance by @Vatezfics, and now you shall see why you were warned: archiveofourown.org/works/573414... Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived. It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut

Big Sarcast News...instead of Sarcast Update Day, yesterday was Sarcast Ptrn Launch Day! www.patreon.com/cw/SarcastCity There are lots of fun options to choose from, including a list of when things are updating, a private Discord, chapter analyses, moodboards, notes, Q&A, & more! ❤️

I GASPED AND NOW I HAVE A NEW AU 👀

Inktober day 26 : loyal enemy #arcane #CoPOctoberChallenge

I'm wanting to move my fic playlists off of Spotify to another free streaming service, so go vote on my P@treon and/or on twt if you'd like a say in that! ❤️ Also feel free to just comment here!

Happy Sarcast Update Day! archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

I don't have words. It's been 24h since I started my GFM to help me pay the upcoming bills because I got severely scammed and the bank can't do anything and now, we're at 38%! 38%!!! 😮 The outpour of love that I get from you makes me emotional. I'm so incredibly grateful to y'all now and forever 💚💚💚

Time to push suitcait on here too <3 :D

☕️Made this for Butch #vi week 🤭 Baby Butch vi and gay panic cait shhshsh 🏃‍♀️ #caitvi #caitlynkiramman

This absolutely lovely beacon of positivity has been a victim of fraud and set up a GFM - if you'd like to and are able, please donate, and if not, please boost! 🐢💚

Hehehe 👀 yes

Mind the rating and the tags ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

If you're a patron on the site that lets you be one...you'll be getting an email notifying you that the first post - an update on the status of all my WIPs - is free this month to celebrate the start of my page ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/septem... ^link to said first post ❤️

For those keeping track, there's new music on the Infuriating playlist... open.spotify.com/playlist/5Xp...

Alright...I am officially soft launching my Patreon 🫶 Coming soon are tiers with: WIP status updates, insight into my writing process (incl. notes & research), access to a private Discord, Q&As, a monthly chapter analysis/annotation by me, & more! patreon.com/SarcastCity

Didn’t know where I was going with this one 😆 #arcane #caitlynkiramman

Chapter 12 of "Infuriating" is here! Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter. 🌈 archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

First, thank you! Second, it's buffalo chicken mac & cheese with both ranch and blue cheese. Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂 (I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)

The gym will be open again this weekend, so everybody grab your electrolytes and very large water bottles!

I am not Australian, no! Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed 🔫❤️🌈🥊

Thanks! New songs will be appearing before the next update...which will be very soon: open.spotify.com/user/31pqzku... (I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)

Confined to the couch tonight, so I'm going to answer some StrawPage questions! (First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)

New Melvika oneshot. Gonna be part of a series. The longer CaitVi version of this story (that’s gonna fill in some gaps 😉) will be coming later 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/69073761

I stg, writing smut is so embarrassing sometimes. Like what do you mean I'm on my couch & having to put my laptop down periodically so I can /assume the position/ in order to figure out how describe something. My cat is looking at me like I'm insane, which is fair. Tl; dr Infuriating update soon.

Princess Caitlyn and (princess) Peaches from Heavy is the Crown! For my amazing friend Luna ❤️

I'm outta pain meds for my period, maybe you could help me restock! ko-fi.com/bassfish

Chapter 11 of "Infuriating" is up! If you were not already aware, this fic is rated E for Exit if you don't want to read smut, and also E for Enjoy the smut. archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

Starting to have more spoons, so I'm replying to comments. If you get a reply to something you left 2 years ago, pls know I read it then & loved & appreciated it, & I still appreciate it now 😂❤️

Coming (pun intended) this week: "Infuriating" chapter 11 👑🏳️‍🌈🏍️ If you want to get caught up: archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

#HandsomeCaitlyn Week day 4: crime Late at night, detective Kiramman isn't really doing any crime, but solving it instead

...surprise! archiveofourown.org/works/409962...

Chapter 6 of the Winter Olympics AU continuation is here! There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️ (Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!) archiveofourown.org/works/584376...

They're both 28-almost-29 (Caitlyn's a few months older) Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...

Yes. Yes they will. Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...

Reminder that I've got a strawpage and will answer questions about fics or whatever else (as long as it's not something rude or a question regarding update status)! sarcastcity.straw.page P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️