WIP statuses up on the ptrn! ❄️ www.patreon.com/posts/decemb...

Happy Sarcast Update Day! 🚓❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🚒 archiveofourown.org/works/637401...

New (interactive!) post 👀 www.patreon.com/posts/vote-o...

You were warned in advance by @Vatezfics, and now you shall see why you were warned: archiveofourown.org/works/573414... Chapter 15 of "Infuriating" has arrived. It's rated E for Exit Stage Left Pursued By A Bear if You Don't Want to Read Smut

Big Sarcast News...instead of Sarcast Update Day, yesterday was Sarcast Ptrn Launch Day! www.patreon.com/cw/SarcastCity There are lots of fun options to choose from, including a list of when things are updating, a private Discord, chapter analyses, moodboards, notes, Q&A, & more! ❤️

I GASPED AND NOW I HAVE A NEW AU 👀

Inktober day 26 : loyal enemy #arcane #CoPOctoberChallenge

I'm wanting to move my fic playlists off of Spotify to another free streaming service, so go vote on my P@treon and/or on twt if you'd like a say in that! ❤️ Also feel free to just comment here!

Happy Sarcast Update Day! archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

I don't have words. It's been 24h since I started my GFM to help me pay the upcoming bills because I got severely scammed and the bank can't do anything and now, we're at 38%! 38%!!! 😮 The outpour of love that I get from you makes me emotional. I'm so incredibly grateful to y'all now and forever 💚💚💚

Time to push suitcait on here too <3 :D

☕️Made this for Butch #vi week 🤭 Baby Butch vi and gay panic cait shhshsh 🏃‍♀️ #caitvi #caitlynkiramman

This absolutely lovely beacon of positivity has been a victim of fraud and set up a GFM - if you'd like to and are able, please donate, and if not, please boost! 🐢💚

Hehehe 👀 yes

Mind the rating and the tags ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

If you're a patron on the site that lets you be one...you'll be getting an email notifying you that the first post - an update on the status of all my WIPs - is free this month to celebrate the start of my page ❤️ www.patreon.com/posts/septem... ^link to said first post ❤️

For those keeping track, there's new music on the Infuriating playlist... open.spotify.com/playlist/5Xp...

Alright...I am officially soft launching my Patreon 🫶 Coming soon are tiers with: WIP status updates, insight into my writing process (incl. notes & research), access to a private Discord, Q&As, a monthly chapter analysis/annotation by me, & more! patreon.com/SarcastCity

Didn’t know where I was going with this one 😆 #arcane #caitlynkiramman

Chapter 12 of "Infuriating" is here! Be sure to read the tags and the rating - they definitely apply for this chapter. 🌈 archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

First, thank you! Second, it's buffalo chicken mac & cheese with both ranch and blue cheese. Yes, it is an absolute mess. No, Vi does not care. 😂 (I am so excited to have been visited by turtle anon 🐢)

The gym will be open again this weekend, so everybody grab your electrolytes and very large water bottles!

I am not Australian, no! Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed 🔫❤️🌈🥊

Thanks! New songs will be appearing before the next update...which will be very soon: open.spotify.com/user/31pqzku... (I have playlists for quite a few of my fics! I really enjoy making them 🎵🎶)

Confined to the couch tonight, so I'm going to answer some StrawPage questions! (First, though, I have the sweetest readers, thank you guys so much ❤️)

New Melvika oneshot. Gonna be part of a series. The longer CaitVi version of this story (that’s gonna fill in some gaps 😉) will be coming later 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/69073761

I stg, writing smut is so embarrassing sometimes. Like what do you mean I'm on my couch & having to put my laptop down periodically so I can /assume the position/ in order to figure out how describe something. My cat is looking at me like I'm insane, which is fair. Tl; dr Infuriating update soon.

Princess Caitlyn and (princess) Peaches from Heavy is the Crown! For my amazing friend Luna ❤️

I'm outta pain meds for my period, maybe you could help me restock! ko-fi.com/bassfish

Chapter 11 of "Infuriating" is up! If you were not already aware, this fic is rated E for Exit if you don't want to read smut, and also E for Enjoy the smut. archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

Starting to have more spoons, so I'm replying to comments. If you get a reply to something you left 2 years ago, pls know I read it then & loved & appreciated it, & I still appreciate it now 😂❤️

Coming (pun intended) this week: "Infuriating" chapter 11 👑🏳️‍🌈🏍️ If you want to get caught up: archiveofourown.org/works/573414...

#HandsomeCaitlyn Week day 4: crime Late at night, detective Kiramman isn't really doing any crime, but solving it instead

...surprise! archiveofourown.org/works/409962...

Chapter 6 of the Winter Olympics AU continuation is here! There's lots of fluff and family shenanigans in this chapter, if that's your thing ❄️❤️ (Also, if Christmas in July is your thing...this fic will be right up your alley!) archiveofourown.org/works/584376...

They're both 28-almost-29 (Caitlyn's a few months older) Fic link to the arranged marriage bbs AU: archiveofourown.org/works/409962...

Yes. Yes they will. Link to catch up on the MMA bbs before the (literal cage) fight angst 👀: archiveofourown.org/works/428055...

Reminder that I've got a strawpage and will answer questions about fics or whatever else (as long as it's not something rude or a question regarding update status)! sarcastcity.straw.page P.S. The answer about update status is: all of my WIPs are still in progress ❤️

The return of the MMA AU comes to you a day earlier than usual because everyone I know is having a long and/or shitty week. Have a smutty little treat, my friends ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/428055...

Happy Pride Month! Kicking it off with the return of the arranged marriage bbs 🌈❤️👰🤵❤️🌈 archiveofourown.org/works/409962...

It's a double update Tuesday! "Built to Last" chapter 5 is also out, in addition to Ch. 2 of "Rest & Recovery" archiveofourown.org/works/584376...

Rest & Recovery chapter 2 is here! archiveofourown.org/works/637401...

For the generous anon who said to draw what my heart desires, here’s some domestic CaitVi 💙❤️

Chef AU update! "Taking A Whisk" chapter 2: archiveofourown.org/works/627760...

Surprise! It's a two-update week: The Inspired-by-the-Notebook AU has updated! Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963... Happy version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606... (No differences this chap, but just in case you want to subscribe to a specific one)

You get a new chapter a day early! Please enjoy chapter 10 of "Infuriating", which is very long and very smutty! archiveofourown.org/works/573414... NOTE: READ THE UPDATED TAGS & AUTHOR'S NOTE, PLEASE & THANK YOU! ❤️

FYI: I've moved some of my fics that haven't updated in a bit to an unrevealed collection on AO3. They are NOT deleted & I am still working on everything, but I am sick of being asked if I'm continuing things/when I'm updating/etc. so this is the solution. ❤️

The Inspired-by-The-Notebook AU has updated! (Yes, it's the resolution to the cliffhanger in chapter 11) Happy ending version: archiveofourown.org/works/633606... Sad version: archiveofourown.org/works/468963...

If you've been wondering about when the Emergency Services Lesbians will return, wonder no longer! archiveofourown.org/works/637401... "Rest & Recovery" is a short, multi-chap, IMMEDIATE followup to Hotshot (no time skip). Hope you enjoy! 🧑‍🚒🌈👮‍♀️

I put them on the same canvas and passed out #Arcane