You ever have one of those days where your whole life is like when you're typing and you hit a letter and you miss by not pressing it hard enough so you backspace and you miss so you backspace and you miss again and then you just wanna flip the table like Jesus

More dumping Trico off a cliff (I'm still so sorry) Sorry I'm late I was watching a really cute gif like 50 times www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Trying Papers, Please for the first time! I suspect I will be some sort of emotionally... fraught given what little I know about this game www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Let's dump Trico off a cliff (I'm so sorry T_T) Last Guardian Bad Ending WR attempts www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

There are a lot of views over which people might diverge, but if there's one thing Millennials can agree on almost universally, it's that the prince was a direct downgrade from Beast and who tf is this new guy, bring Beast back

First any% of Sword of the Sea! (I have no idea where I'm going lmao) www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

What if we held hands and didn't play Silksong uwu

What if we held hands and played Silksong uwu

Can we surf to the end of Sword of the Sea today? www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Come vibe with some chill beats in support of Save the Children! Sayonara Wild Hearts speedrun over at SpeedDocs: www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

Rise and Shine, everybody! SDAT Day 4 starts in 1 Hour with @sabledragonrook.bsky.social running Sayonara WIld Hearts! Afterwords, Auclairdelalyn is running Donut Country! Come join us for a weekend of good runs while we raise money for @savethechildren.org ! Watch here! www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

More surfin' in Sword of the Sea! Let's vibe www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

SDAT Day 1 Starts in 30 minutes! Starting us off, @sabledragonrook.bsky.social is running The Pathless All Bosses with an incentive to "Pet the Pickles" I don't know who Pickles is, but I know where to find out! www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

Come hang out while I run The Pathless All Bosses in support of Save the Children! $5 gets you a Pickles pet ;) www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

Before I make this milkshake, I would like to confirm whether the boys will be bringing additional food items to my yard or am I just expected to handle the whole event?

Sword of the Sea, the new game by Giant Squid (also made The Pathless and Abzu) is releasing right now! Let's play! www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

More Pickles game Pathless derust: www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Let's derust Pathless All Bosses with Pickles! www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Still using the funds we raised from SableAid! This time, I got new UV lights for everybody so they can stay healthy, and then we enjoyed some juicy summertime treats! Thanks @speeddocsyt.bsky.social !

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" bro I asked my mom if you could come over and she said no

If husbando and I can only play one Final Fantasy this year, should it be 9 or 16?

Combatting both tendonitis pain and a growing sense of ennui at losing my work to AI by playing BOAT GAME Chill sailing simulator while we read Reddit AITA together lol www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Reminder: No streamers pick the ads Twitch shows you. It's not a thing we have any direct say in and I hope people are cognizant of that. If an ICE ad shows up on our stream, tell us and we'll complain to twitch, but dont assume we endorse or advocate for anything shown in ads on our channels.

Twitch makes an entire content designation to get politics out of the mainstream of the website only to let the modern day gestapo run ads on their site, bombard this uservoice thread if yall have twitch accounts twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31021...

Chill beats so I can derust without making my tendonitis worse Sayonara Wild Hearts & chill www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Trying Crypt of the Necrodancer thanks to a chat redeem! Let's bop (and probably die a lot) www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Cool tunes, chill vibes, trans-coded dragon Sayonara Wild Hearts any% derust www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Trying Rayman 3 (chat request) but my setup is absolutely borked and my mic is just taped to the wall and the chair is too tall so my feet don't touch the ground lmao www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

My PlayStation refuses to play specifically Last Guardian anymore, so we're doing a Last Guardian snuggle% WR attempt until my PS sharts itself !lars www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Take a peak at Mort's new enclosure! @sabledragonrook.bsky.social was able to craft Mort a new enclosure thanks to the funds we raised during SpeedDogs!

Do you wanna build a Mort house? People are asking where he lives. He says, "I don't like this door, This dirty floor, Clean up in here! What gives?" (Redoing Mort's enclosure and maybe also Longish's, come hang out and design/decorate it with me) www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Journey but water Let's try Wavetale! www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

More chill Last Guardian just chatting and giving Trico barrels so I can paint him on this profile www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Runs learned: 80 Best place: 1st Worst place: 76th (Inside Any%) Longest: Team ICO Platfecta (36h 29m 35s) Shortest: Shadow of the Colossus 1 Lizard (11s) Most fun: Outer Wilds All Deaths Least fun: Hollow Knight All Skills (the only run I started to learn and then stopped because I disliked it)

Surely today's the day we're obra done Return of the Obra Dinn once more: www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Gotta show up to a family reunion made mostly of bigoted fascists who think women should be feminine, quiet, and in the background You think I'm good to go?

Give Trico snackos All Barrels speedrun kind of www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Maybe the real Lars was the Lars we made along the way (Perhaps) finishing up Obra Dinn www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

In case you missed the finale of SpeedDogs AKA SableAid, our grand total for 3 days of runs was $2,315.07! Thank you to anybody who donated, the runners, viewers, and volunteers; you proved that we can make a difference in our community! Here's a message from @sabledragonrook.bsky.social :

Shall we snuggle up with Trico? TLG Snuggle% WR attempts www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Thank you so much, everyone! I can't express how much the donations from SableAid over the weekend will help, and I'm blown away by the number of people who flocked to my aid. From giving their time to putting in so much extra effort (like creating the Mort custom model), you all did so much for us.

Live in five, SpeedDogs co-organizer @kitsuneofdreams.bsky.social will be showcasing a game of her own: New Super Lucky's Tale Any%! Afterwords, DBCade will be running Fight of Animals Arcade Very Easy%! Come hang for a day of cool speedruns! www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

Prepare for trouble! And make it... quadruple? FinaleFlame, @ambercyprian.bsky.social, @tghsr.stream, and @punkinspice.bsky.social are all running a Multiworld Archipelago! Come watch the chaos unfold! Link below!

Its Prime Time for SpeedDogs! Friends of the show, AnimatedElf and @hammerheadlabs.bsky.social are racing Death's Door. Later, Voice of SpeedDocs @ccneverender.bsky.social will be running a Sonic Adventure 2 Randomizer! Come hang, check the link below!

Still can't wrap my mind around the fact that so many wonderful people are spending their weekend running in a marathon to support me, but I'm opening SableAid with TLG Snuggle%! All donos go to helping me repair lizard enclosures destroyed when our house brickwork failed www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

Welcome to SpeedDogs (and assorted Pets)! Day 1 starts in 30 with @SableDragonRook.bsky.social running the Last Guardian Snuggle%. Afterwords, @usurpering.bsky.social is running Shadow of the Colossus Kittypaw%. Both runs have incentives to hand out pets! Check us out at www.twitch.tv/speeddocs

It's really been weighing on me, and I have to come clean: I lied. I gave the lizard a spoonful of sweet potato baby food. Then I gave him a mouthful of medicine, and it was not sweet potato baby food. Even though I said it was. I'm not sure our relationship will ever recover from this

Holy ship, it's boat game time Can we figure out all of the mysteries of the Obra Dinn this time? www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...

Return of the Obra Dinn? More like Return of the Obra DEEZ NUTS *dabs but badly* www.twitch.tv/sabledragonr...