The award for most dedication to character accuracy in cosplay has to go to Gary Coleman. In 1981, Coleman cosplayed as the time traveling X-Man Bishop 10 years before Bishop's creation in 1991.

New footage from the #charliekirk shooting

What if the entire time we were all wrong about the restaurant's name and "Cracker Barrel" was just a euphemism for giving your lady anal sex? "I'm hoping she's in the mood and'll let me cracker barrel tonight."

The vampires from Sinners were probably in Utah looking at Charlie Kirk's neck like it was a whites only water fountain and they were feeling defiant. #charliekirk

Wait, Lil' Jon is an amateur bodybuilder??? I mean don't get me wrong good for him, but that's just so random.

So… is he dead or not? youtu.be/DSj7Rfq7TpI?...

If Darryl Jenks was still alive, he'd definitely be the kind of guy that watched and appreciated Kevin Samuels. (Yes I know Eriq La Salle is alive and well, I mean the character)

Some producer on the set of Sesame Street really said "Okay SZA, we're gonna put you in a trash can where you belong." and she rolled with it.

I seriously hope none of my Hispanic neighbors are taken away in an...

"Stevie Wonder can see" conspiracy theories are so passé... I'm gonna need y'all to get on board with "Kool Moe Dee is actually blind and that's why the n***a always wears sunglasses".

I volunteered to dress up as Santa at a retirement home a few years back and this one white guy from Mississippi called me "Ol' Saint Nig".

My pet coyote was hungry, so while I was on the road I picked him up some fast food.

(Steve Urkel) I'm all yours now Laura...Myra passed away. (Laura Winslow) Oh my goodness Steve! How did it happen? (Steve Urkel) Well it's a rare condition, this day and age...

When I went to Mexico I stayed in Puerto Vallarta, but one day I'd really like to visit...

It's our problem free, philosophy...

RFK Jr. sounds like Darth Vader is perpetually using the force to choke him.

Happy "Women with Amazing Coochie Day" to all the ladies who observe and celebrate.

"Well, with you next to me Michael, that makes...ONE... TWO...TWO successful vampire niggas ah ah ah!"

I order things from Amazon all the time, but I've never gotten anything from

When it comes to desserts on Thanksgiving, I love sweet potato pie or apple pie... but I've never been a fan of...

Teddy Ruxpin was definitely black because he came with a mixtape

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger... But she has an unusual amount of mining equipment...

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger... But she has an unusual amount of mining equipment...

I bet you could get a lot of people to pee on their phones with a fake pregnancy test app.

What up MTV? welcome to my crib! This is the pool, and this also a pool, and this is a pool too. Oh damn, we're in the ocean. I'm a seal.

What did Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's windshield have in common? They both got Bobby's immediate attention the second they had a little crack.

If someone calls you and you don't feel like picking up, pick up but tell them your phone is about to die. That way they get right to the point and it's a shorter conversation.

I usually call him by his full name which is "Secret Same Sex Relations Hughley"

Your winner, and undisputed champion of the War on Drugs... Drugs!

The director of Weekend at Bernie's died. Y'all thinking what I'm thinking?

Vampire doctors be like, "There's no blood in your stool and I don't like that. Have you been regularly feeding on the crimson nectar of the innocent?"

(At The Last Supper) *Jesus breaks bread* (Jesus) This is my body... *Pours wine* (Jesus) ...this is my blood... *Opens jar of Mayo* (Judas) Ok, I'm gonna stop you right there.

Could you imagine if Sir Mix-A-Lot wasn't body positive? "🎶So Cosmo says you're fat...and frankly I agree🎶"

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it...that means no witnesses...it's the perfect tree murder...clearly the work of a professional.

A few years ago I bumped into a mannequin and said, "I'm sorry" then said, "Oh, I thought you were a person" then I realized I was still talking to a mannequin...

If you attend a 100 meter dash and you see/hear a starter pistol go off, you've technically witnessed a race related shooting.

Salsa dancing is only popular because guacamole dancing costs extra.

BRUH!!!! www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...

Bubble tape is so weird. Six FEET of bubble gum? Why do you need gum that's as tall as your dad?

Jesus shut a whole town down for a generation of dudes. You're not pulling any ladies within 176 km of the Gaza Strip if you're just Brian of Nazareth.

I was just eating gummy bears. One of them was pregnant, I bit her head off before I realized. The baby survived and I think it's imprinted onto me, it's treating me like a parent. So do I raise it or eat it or???

When someone is right, it's important to give them credit where...

Chris Benoit was like...

Who used to sing this as a kid?

As men age, it's natural for them to experience a drop in...

Pedro Pascal's Wager pretty much goes like this... Even if you know that Hollywood is casting him in everything regardless of the project, what do you have to lose by just trusting that he's always the best choice?

To the parents who's kids are going to college soon, I hope they all pick...

Beautiful day at the lake yesterday. A lot of it was still frozen over!