"be more explicit" Jennings said in a surprising message to Governor Tim Walz.

Rep Golden and other Dems break with their party to pass the SHOWER Act for Trump. Search "Trump Golden Shower" for more info.

The one other thing is a dick. She is telling the poor to go eat a dick.

May I suggest, if ICE still exist we subject them to a new concept! QUALIFIED VULNERABILITY! That is whenever an ICE agent would take lawsuit damage they actually take 2X lawsuit damage instead after modifiers.

The co-sponsor of the "Let Goons look away Brown People for Ever On The Mere Accusation of Shoplifting" Bill has a point.

I did not know there was a "vehicle ramming guy" but there is and his post is quite insightful.

Why do people always say speedier asylum hearings would be a good thing. I would understand people opposed to Asylum saying that but it's often people who claim everyone entitled to Asylum should win theirs.

And as if on cue, DHS is trying to pretermit Venezuelan asylums. Jesus fucking Christ these people are soulless ghouls.

We were going to see in the heights in the movies and running late. I couldn't see and heard the sound coming from straight ahead and speed walked into a wall hard enough to break a rib. Wife laughed for a solid 5 minutes.

Hey...Jeffries stans...

I appreciate that the Maduro Government is both so corrupt and criminal it had to be illegally toppled by force but also so stable and making advancements in security, healthcare and the economy that we had to cancel TPS.

Reposting this b/c it’s a new year, and because the American healthcare system is stupid and Texas makes it worse, I had to change ACA plans effective today because my old plan is no longer offered. All my deductibles and out of pocket amounts reset today. I appreciate you all more than you know.

How willing is a Dem to abandon minorities for the lightest whisper of a lead is a good test for who is worth our time and a lot of faves have already failed.

Happy New Anus Everyone!

Since Haitian-Cuban entrants are anyone who was given a status under immigration laws for Haitians or Cubans and TPS was a statute that was extended to Haitians, any Haitian who was approved for TPS should qualify as a Haitian-Cuban entrant for social security purposes.

When you got Common Law but he just cracked open a pack with Epic Law and now his deck is better then yours.

I am often deeply distressed at how often my party is willing to excuse rank incompetence, jelly kneed cowardice and gleeful collaboration so long as the person in question asks some mean questions or has witty soundbites in a hearing.

The government is very deliberately NOT trying to deport Mr. Abrego Garcia. Since August, he has been asking them to deport him to Costa Rica, yet the Trump admin keeps refusing to do it (and lying about why) because they want to send him to Africa to punish him. Here's how Judge Xinis summed it up.

For those of you who are freaking out about the Gold Card who follow me but somehow not Aaron.

How the fuck did they fuck this up. My one joy in all this is that my opponents are as stupid as they are evil.

On the one hand LPR status is a path to citizenship, but on the other, I might be out of practice on these but don't EB-1 and E-B2 visas have statutory requirements?

Get FUCKED Papi Tromp! 305 is Blue!

$550 dollars un-waivable fee every 18 months. They want people to starve.

"Gurl, are you from math heaven? Cause you are Acute Angle" -Me, shortly before being murdered by my wife.

Congrats Cubanitos, thanks to you and Papi Tromp you have achieved what I thought impossible. You have made things fair for Cubans in immigration compared to everyone else. Buen Probecho.

We are literally run by Know-Nothings. Fuck them and fuck those who try to appease them.

Hmm middle class person with a disability that got and required accomodations in school, ask me anything I guess.

Welp, at least I know if I ever want an easy law degree I can just go to Oklahoma and they will let me pass by writing "I love Jesus" on all my tests and papers.

If this works like I think it does.... DEEP CUT Sheb Wooley

Bet they aren't halting that yearly $100 fee though are they...

Can we please stop doing this Trump vs Biden granted the shooter asylum bullshit? The asylum process is hard enough and it only covers your past not what you could do in the future. We don't need it to be tougher, sometimes people go bad and there is no reasonable way to predict it.

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I am either dead, fine or both somehow.

Oh FUCK...this asshole is strapping us all to the Bubble isn't he....

BBNO$ NSFW. Which sounds like a crypto coin or porn category but I swear it bops.

Ok, I get people are mad at free speech absolutists and I get why. But I want you to try an exercise I try whenever you think of a new law that limits speech. It's like Schumer's imaginary friends but less stupid. 1/2

When you max out Charisma, apparently.

Hey all, we're coming up on Giving Tuesday so I wanted to highlight some direct services organizations that are directly helping immigrants caught up in the current mess. To start, someone I know works at Catholic Legal Services of Miami and let me know they're fundraising this week. Check it out!

James Comey, his lawyers, the Judge and Halligan will be trapped in an eternal hell of being both in a case and not in a case and must spend the rest of their natural lives in that courtroom until it resolves.

Not technically a lie.

Frankly, if he think's a bipartisan bill is coming out of the senate he is the stupidest man in all Virginia.

Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.

AH yes, I too would want my family haunted by the blandest most average version of me made entirely out of the shattered pieces of my many masks assembled by a machine that lies to you.

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Trump is going to claim he defended healthcare from illegals and since the Dems have nothing to show for it enough people will believe them. The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want. This was an unmitigated disaster.

May we all pray to our Blessed Lady of Jury Nullification.