Not technically a lie.

Frankly, if he think's a bipartisan bill is coming out of the senate he is the stupidest man in all Virginia.

Y'all, its like I have been saying. This isn't a redemption arc, it's an attempted coup. She is setting herself up for when time, age or scandal takes him down.

AH yes, I too would want my family haunted by the blandest most average version of me made entirely out of the shattered pieces of my many masks assembled by a machine that lies to you.

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Trump is going to claim he defended healthcare from illegals and since the Dems have nothing to show for it enough people will believe them. The ACA bill will be filled with so much poison it won't make the point they want. This was an unmitigated disaster.

May we all pray to our Blessed Lady of Jury Nullification.

Finally someone calls out the struggles of the two Dutch homeless guys living on the abandoned roof of the old Sunset Place Mall.

Y'all need to see this chart and realize this was Biden rules. It's worse now.

I love the fact that this dumbass thinks when I go get lime juice and cilantro for my salsa today I am going to need to flash a Real ID to the Publix clerk or auto-checkout machine.

Every lifelong Democrat I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed ban trans people from some bathrooms as a compromise" and every adult convert is like "According to literature ICE must be abolished and the Republican party dismantled at the root!"

Though I still think CBP One into CAA into Natz is the best path. Give everyone the Cuban path.

In light of this I would like to announce that any Asylum application I help prepare and file will be retroactively filed the day before the 1 year expiration period ended and thus are all timely.

Imagine posting this on shut the fuck up Friday eve.....

From now on, if I see an American professor, I'm gonna be like, 'Boy, I hope he's qualified.'

Holy shit! 1776 Star and John Adams himself William Daniels, 98 just BLASTED Trump over the White House Teardown! SIT DOWN DON!

This is literally worse then useless. At this point it would have been better for both Mandami and Jefferies to withhold the endorsement. Fucking useless excuse for leadership.

It's me. I might be the guy. I think he waited long enough that it killed any of the benefit for either Jefferies, the DNC or Mandami and at this point it just inflicts cost on each of them. Would have been better not to endorse at this point.

All that billionaire money and he couldn't pay a couple of actors and creatives to at least make his racist nonsense digestible?

I have been told Planter plans to cover up his Totenkopf by replacing it with an ICE logo tattoo.

I can understand someone being so drunk they accidentally got a Nazi tattoo. This leaves us with the options that either he got sober and decided to keep the Nazi tattoo or that he has spent years in a state of perpetual inebriation. I am all for fresh blood but it ain't him.

Everyone is 12 theory is currently undefeated.

Frankly, anybody taking the bait of the Gov accounts is getting blocked too. If you don't have the survivor skills to not feed the trolls?

The one ethical use of generative AI is now making Vance Couch Fucking videos and sending them to him.

I hope Bondi and Lil Marco and the others are watching what's going to happen to them the moment the mad king tires of them.

From what I am hearing, the debate was a three way tie as all three candidates were able to defeat their opponent who I am told was Andrew Cuomo, congrats to Mamdani, SIlwa and Cuomo for beating Cuomo in a debate.

Prepared by a Notario.

Frankly, I am not sure which is more survivable to be on their bad side.

Without fail, whenever anyone talks about how they got their green card the legal way and aren't a line jumper or illegal, I can reliably bet coffee money their Green card says CU6 on the front.

My regrets with supporting Fetterman and what I learned from them are why I have no interest at all in Newsom. The mean guy with questionable politics who is good at swinging at Trump and supports some things you do can't be trusted.

I love playing the "What has Listeria Today!" game we suddenly find ourselves playing during the Trump era for NO reason at all.

I for one am so glad that we are likely about to lose a whole bunch of needed federal talent but we still have 20 billion to bail out Augustine Poderes.

SANA SANA CULITO DE RANA HIJOS DE PUTA!

So who want's to bet on how long before ICE makes it a crime to be shot by ICE?

*Screams* I wish we could pass a law making the system work like they think it works.

Does...Mandami have to declare this as a campaign contribution?

EOIR is running but the USCIS field office is closed apparently. Not surprised they would prioritize the office that can deport people I even if the other is self-sustaining.

Donald Trump is playing this like a game of Civilization where maybe 5 Man Of Wars can attrition down a destroyer.

Question for any Immsky who happen to follow me. Has anyone gotten a C18 I-765 approved that was filed in April or After?

No guys this is part of a brilliant plan to wipe out the Chinese leadership by making them celebrate themselves to death.

Immigration peeps, start taking your pain meds so we can deal with the headache of Venezuela simultaneously being the most dangerous evil nation in the world and also fine and doing better each day so no TPS for you.

Legit feel like I am about to just "Last Midnight" the entire left of center right now. Like fuck it. It was me. I screwed over Bernie and Kamala. youtu.be/eifKJRYWO2E?...

You are a tankie! You are a shitlib! Naw brother. At this point I am just fucking depressed.

Why do I get the feeling that a whole lot of the people talking today about how Mamdani isn't a real Democrat and I shouldn't support him are gonna tell me I have to vote blue no matter who and get behind David Jolly, a TRUE Democratic representative.

BILL KRISTOL gets it?

People. If you or a loved one is in immigration process. They NEED a FOIA and likely an EOIR-59 right the fuck now. They will make you wait, they will censor the fuck out of them, but this is not a Gov you can trust to tell you if something is wrong until you are being shoved onto the plane.

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.