Yeah, I wasn't happy with her 1A stuff but this Warren Democrat is fucking done with Elizabeth Warren for endorsing Darth Jar Jar.

Trump take titty.

Frankly I would be surprised if every tinpot dictator in the world wasn't rushing to get his hands on any rock that slightly glows in the dark at this point.

So Darth Jar Jar the sith it is...

I can't speak for anyone else but I would love nothing more than to wake and and stuff my mouth with man balls.

Y'all remember all those stories Trump told about the army having no bullets after Obama? Feel like those are going to get very darkly funny soon.

Did Gen-z invent "Picadillo but shitty"?

Listening to the Audiobook of Dungeon Crawler Carl and why does Carl sound like Kronk was raised in the South? I don't hate it at all but....

About goddam time someone gave her a shot of coffee and told her to start swinging at Darth Jar-Jar.

I do not understand why so many people in my field put their faith in Robo-Notarios.

Really at this point Platner is one of these...there is no third option

"My Fenrir the Wolf tattoo covering my totenkopf tattoo is raising a lot of questions answered by my Fenrir the Wolf tattoo covering my totenkopf tattoo."

My prices literally doubled since Biden so....

These are contradicting instructions.

Can you imagine how bad it is to get dog walked by Chuck "Creamy Creamy Baileys" Schumer?

*snort* Because whenever I'm reading a book I make sure I have a stack of four other books stacked just so off to the side

Immigration law peeps looking at the rest of law peeps today.

Hear me out, how many lawyers and Paras would trade like 10% of their salary for the remote control to a shock collar around their clients neck and the legal right to use it.

Hocus Pocus (1993) follows a villainous comedic trio of witches who are inadvertently resurrected by a teenage boy in Salem, Massachusetts on Halloween night.

For my American friends who watched the Superbowl halftime show. Did you cheer or cry out or feel something when he said the United States in the list of countries or when you saw the flag? I have been thinking about this since then and seeing how people reacted and what it means.

@akivamcohen.bsky.social An attempt was made.

Chuck Schumer hands the GOP his balls.

A couple that genuinely liked and loved each other? I dunno sounds pretty gay to me.

I am deeply excited for Benito's bulge to be enshrined into the congressional record where it belongs.

"Look, the numbers aren't going to be what we want, but to be fair we have really been just dry fucking the economy this whole year. We really put on a veritable sandpaper condom of racism and just...let you all have it. Words cannot express how badly we messed up on purpose."

Age verification? I had an ASCII away message.

I know some of you are mad your tax dollars are being spent on this. But don't worry they aren't. Them "Illegals" are paying for it. We haven't even come close to the 1.7 Trillion dollars that Cato found was a net contribution to our system so don't you all worry. Shame if that money stoped.

Wow! I didn't know 14 percent of all Hispanic Catholics were Cuban.

Laura, mija, I know for a fact you went to College in Miami Shores. There is no excuse for this lack of Spanish or literacy.

Can you imagine being Kid Rock, lip syncing your little meth addled heart out to impress daddy, only for him to be busy frothing to the young Latino thrusting his hips while singing about how men should eat ass? What a pity.

Nothing targeted here but I do need people to understand the two contradicting facts that a work permit is both absolutely vital to living in the US but is also completely useless as any sort of protection against being detained or deported.

I have very bad news for Laura on whether or not her friends with the Tiki Torches consider her to be playing for team White or not.

Tell me you have no idea how immigration law works without telling me. "legal" and "Illegal" are useless nonsense terms. Documented describes a specific and identifiable group of migrants who may or may not fall into other categories.

I am curious why he knows he isn't going to qualify. Does he have some secret knowledge of the families claims or is he making the safe bet that most people who lose their Asylums should have gotten them.

I would bet a weeks worth of Cafecito money that these two agents have had Cafecito money before.

It's 36 degrees right now an I am fairly certain if I leave the house I freeze and die. We were not made for this weather y'all.

Look I would be the first person to shit on Schumer if he needed it. Making them defend DHS on its own was a good move and I give him props for it. I look forward to regretting this post in a week.

Ilan Wurman's anti-birthright citizenship Supreme Court amicus. I won't mince words. He bastardizes the common law. It is a methodologically bankrupt approach to the history of Anglo-American constitutionalism. It is little more than preening to gain someone's favor, but certainly not a scholar's.

Tell you quickly what's the story, who saw what and why and where. You are watching CBS news with your evening host... JAVERT!

Chuck Schumer is both a name and an instruction.

On what basis?

This is very normal.

Hey guys..... asking as a concerned Floridian. Y'all ok up there?

Drop a Hero.

Why does she talk like someone used AI to write Vox from Hazbin Hotels dialogue.

"be more explicit" Jennings said in a surprising message to Governor Tim Walz.

Rep Golden and other Dems break with their party to pass the SHOWER Act for Trump. Search "Trump Golden Shower" for more info.

The one other thing is a dick. She is telling the poor to go eat a dick.