Is there going to be any football in this game? 🤦‍♂️ #lufc

That starting 11 with those options off the bench, surely more than enough. 🦾 🤍💛💙 #lufc

We could really do with giving Palace a proper thrashing today, no? #lufc

Disturbing and clear account of the security risks in just one area of Palantir's reach in UK. Even without the moral arguments for not using this tech giant, Ministers should be reviewing the risks to national security. 🇬🇧 #palantir #MOD

The additional cost of ONE fossil fuel price spike on the scale of 2022 = the ENTIRE COST of Net Zero by 2050. We get precisely nothing in return for the first cost, and a whole new, more secure and cheaper energy system from the second one. #NoBrainer www.theccc.org.uk/2026/03/11/c...

UK energy prices are soaring – and propagandists want to sell you a false reason why | George Monbiot www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

“His family had been in the Lords for 900 years - and complained… "I think this House, Parliament, and the public more widely will miss us," the Earl of Devon said”. Mate, no one’s even heard of you. #lookLabourDidSomethingGoodAfterAll

If you take Bowen out of that side, they’d struggle to be in the top half of the champo. #lufc

I’d rather have Brentford because 1. It’d be less annoying to lose to them and 2. Imagine losing to WHU them having to play them for survival on the last game of the season. 😰 Also 3. We’ve form for winning do-or-die at Brentford. #lufc

Leeds were the last ball drawn in the FA Cup 3rd round, 4th round, AND quarter final drawers. The statistical likelihood of that happening is 1 in 16,384. Which is twice as unlikely as the famous run of 13 consecutive away ties (1 in 8,192). Unbelievable. #LUFC

So to win the FA Cup we have to win 3 games in a row…….. in LDN 😱 #lufc #FACup

Feel like two home defeats on the trot could be pivotal. We need to take all 3pts from Palace to set ourselves up for a confident run in. #lufc

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

I don’t look at the table, it’s in our own hands, just concentrate on what we can control, yada yada yada 🙈 #lufc

LUFCDATA with some interesting stats here. Worth a read. #LUFC

Guardiola called it ‘disrespectful’ to boo Muslim players breaking fast, which I agree, yes it is. But it’s also disrespectful to use the opportunity to give a 2 minute tactical talk to the rest of the players, which is what Guardiola did and what a lot of people were actually booing. #lufc

#LUFC all Farke aren’t we. Saying what we all wanted to the dickhead ref

I’ve warned for some time that Labour can’t keep taking its base for granted, and Gorton and Denton makes that plain. People say they don't recognise the party they once trusted. We’ve moved away from communities that built us. If we don’t change, others will step into the space we have left open.

EXCLUSIVE: Reform's Matt Goodwin is "friends" with the architect of Trump's authoritarian Project 2025, Kevin Roberts, and told him he wanted to import the project into Britain - including channeling JD Vance's politics (the man who loves fascist Curtis Yarvin) bylinetimes.com/2026/02/25/r...

Unfortunately, I shall be in Manchester next week when the Citeh game is on. Is there such a thing as a #lufc safe pub where unfortunate stranded Leeds folk can gather to watch footie or is the whole city just a no-go zone for us?

These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.

Form table since 15th Dec, look at Tottenham #lufc

Right we are then. #lufc

Home draw against Norwich would be…“fun”. 🫣 #lufc #facup

Defence chiefs warn about Russia, say rearmament is not warmongering. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I’ll be back in 30 minutes. #lufc

If Leeds are in a relegation battle, then so now are Brighton (how did that happen?) and arguably Palace. Also, Villa only being able to win 1-0 at home makes me feel better we might come away with something from that game. 🤞 #lufc

Liking these results so far. #lufc

I assume we’re waiting for them to score again before making changes? #lufc 🤷‍♂️

Awful first half. This isn’t a game to wait another 29 minutes before changes. #lufc

This Sheffield United v Boro game is like a #lufc rejects fever dream. Kalvin has been booked, Rothwell sent off, Bamford on the scoresheet, Ayling CB for Boro and now Leo Hjelde has come on...

Apple:"macOS Tahoe introduces a stunning new design and Apple Intelligence..." Need Apple intelligence to find UI elements hidden behind three layers of translucent "Liquid Glass". 🤮 Same for iOS 26... 😡 waiting 12 months in hope iOS 27 returns some sanity. #howcouldthey #designfail #macOS #ios

Left: Reform UK breaks electoral law Right: Vote Leave break electoral law Why are there no real and meaningful consequences for breaking electoral law in the UK?

My brother just pointed out that that beautiful ball up from Gruev to Bogle last night was a carbon copy of the ball he delivered up to Largie last season against Bristol City. Is consistency…sexy? Judge for yourselves…😘… #lufc

Donald Trump is making China great again | Steven Greenhouse

EXACTLY. This is the question that UK journalists *should* be asking.

Shamelessly stolen from some otherwise disreputable social media platform.

Only two teams have ever led in the EPL 3 times and gone on to lose. That would be Leeds United and, er, Leeds United. As for going down, if I'm honest, I still think it's close to 50/50...

Also, in more #lookonthebrightside news, no one got poached. Squad in tact for the run-in. 🦾 #lufc

Quite aside from our own game, lord knows I’ve watched some piss poor football this game week. SAFC v Burnley at it now like a poor mid-week champo game. Roll on Friday ffs. 🙄 #lufc

Wolves laughing all the way to the bank. 🤣 “This term has been more difficult for both club and player, with only one of Strand Larsen’s six goals coming in the Premier League – a penalty against Burnley in October….” #lufc

Yorkshire Water and Northumbrian Water have nearly 200 criminal convictions between them. On 6 August 2024, Ofwat announced fines of £47m and £17m for sewage dumping. Headline grabbing fines not paid, will never be paid. Companies claim to have invested.

A VPN is not a tool for anonymity, and while it can protect your location from some companies, there are many other ways companies may track you. ssd.eff.org/module/choo...

Two nil and 22 men walking around in shorts, this spurs game. 😤 #lufc Wonder how much Archie rues that move. 🫠

📌 ICYMI — Revealed: Reform UK Crypto Partner’s Ties to Pro-Trump Big Tech and Kemi Badenoch Nigel Farage's cryptocurrency partner is tied to Trump-supporting tech firms and senior… https://bylinetimes.com/2026/01/26/revealed-reform-uk-crypto-partners-ties-to-pro-trump-big-tech-and-kemi-badenoch/

Researchers Find 175,000 Publicly Exposed Ollama AI Servers Across 130 Countries thehackernews.com/2026/01/rese...

Every journalist whose theat model includes this administration/the federal government needs to be aware of this. Signal for desktop + touch ID + they have a warrant = the feds can read any of your signal messages that haven't disappeared.

Conflicted about Forest v Palace. 0-0 and <have they got anyone decent?> sent off? 🤷‍♂️ #lufc

I’m at the point where I’m just straight out blocking the FarkeOut 🤦‍♂️ idiots. #lufc

I wonder how many Reform Ltd supporters realise how many non-British millionaires are funding their patriotic flag-waving beliefs (and no doubt expect a return from Reform policies & contracts) "Some of #Reform's backers...." meme via Fibbymcfibface