To all the weirdos defending Megyn Kelly: 15 year olds are underage, and that is statutory rape. Pretty simple

Slept only 4 hours last night. Worked about 9 hours today. Then 2.5 hours of language lessons.

Hey Kim Davis.

So this is how my day started. 🙄

Did women ruin the workplace?

Exactly this.

Congratulations Mayor-elect Mamdani!🎉🎈

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/

With the suspension of SNAP benefits in the United States might I suggest if you’re able to afford it donating money to your local food bank. Donating funds will allow the food bank to purchase probably at a wholesale price what they need to fill the gap left by the suspension of SNAP.

Jonathan Bailey named People Magazine’s sexiest man alive knows exactly what he’s doing.

Dick Cheney is dead. Good. Still not the death notice I want to see today.

This is terrible news. Some of the most fearless, timely and relevant reporting over the past several years have come out of this shop.

Still alive still periodically going to the gym.

Most Americans seem to have the need to be reminded that you’re closer to needing SNAP benefits than being a billionaire.

Could our former PM not be cringe?

Sportsball isn’t really my thing but congrats to the Toronto Blue Jays for making it to the World Series of baseball (which only is played in North America 🤷‍♂️)

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

I feel unseen.

Know your rights.

Rest in power Ms. Major. Thank you for paving the way.

Four day weekend activate.

The Canadian press in the reporting around the postal strike and potential cuts speak of the”elderly” as if they were raised in the 1800s. The majority of these people were in the workforce during Y2K so they know how to use a computer. Access is another issue. Quit infantilizing older people.

Let’s go CANADA!!🇨🇦

Closer and closer

Waking up every day when your downstairs neighbour is descending into fascism.

What does one wear to a Rapture? Casual? Formal? Sporty?

And stop going to their parks.

The Onion never misses. theonion.com/trump-spends...

One of the move by fascists is to attack everything we hold dear simultaneously with the purpose of numbing the population. Social media amplifies this so no wonder you’re all exhausted. What can you do? 1/2

What the actual fuck.

Dear Canadian Media. I don’t give AF about a dictator’s trip to the UK. Quit covering it to the extent you are.

Good morning to @boomboomhiller.bsky.social and only him.

Pretty much sums up the past few months.

Selma Blair using her last controllable muscle to be a c@&t and Nazi apologist.

This is why this idiot is not the US’s saviour. Keep looking. It ain’t him.

It’s a bread and soup kind of Sunday. Focaccia and Ribolitta soup.

So when I post something I specifically ask people not to repost and it gets reposted anyway, if I block the account that did it my post still appears on their feed. Fuck this place. I’m outta here.

45/47 death watch.

What perfect album came out when you were 16?

Fuck right off.

Seen a proliferation of bike chain, looking thick necklaces on a lot of the gays lately, why?

I have a co-worker in our cubicle farm who talks non stop with a vocal fry. Even laughs with a vocal fry and by the end of the day I’ve got a headache because of it.

I trust steak tartare from a food truck with no refrigerator in August more than Ghislaine Maxwell

People who start a Teams meeting 5 minutes before the scheduled time are probably psychopaths.

The month of August is usually the slowest time at work because people take vacation. Unfortunately, the idiots did not go on vacation so I’m having to deal with them. They seem to be all that’s left.

Do not repost. Have a great weekend everyone!

The Life of a Showgirl.

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I think it may be humid this morning. Ew.

Huh so K-pop Demon Hunters was fun!