open.spotify.com/episode/6nnR... I did a thing with my vocal flapper alongside @blankbodies.bsky.social talking about Vampires, the Bible and prophecy

Crying in the shower, nothing happened I’m just scared of the shower.

You’re too liberal with the sour cream and it’s bad for moral

I can’t stop shitting. It’s been years and it still happens once or twice a week, no matter how much I give up sins

Should I grab all 3 alt covers?

Natasha bedingford’s unwritten is my Roman Empire of the evening

Hey everyone; Can you do me a quick favor? Bluesky has been throttling our reach So if this shows up in your feed can you comment “Hey coach” So I know who sees my content. Thank you, 🫡

The twink to Unc Pipeline is crazy

Bashar al-Assad must be stopped

Halloweens coming up and I need to start working on my costume. I’m thinking of going as stolen valor, any suggestions?

Taking an edible and watching Swingers (1996) till it integrates into my personality, if you wanna come over.

Someone should invent an asexual version of Cockhero.

This scared the fucking shit out of me

Remembered America.

I enjoy eating food but the repercussions of my actions worry me. (I have something stuck in my teeth)

Drank too much piss and now I’m in a P-hole

Accidentally wore my slippers to the grocery store. Buy a @blankbodies.bsky.social shirt! ko-fi.com/blankbodies/... #vampirethemasquerade #tabletop #ttrpg

Cookin’

Laughing makes me smile, tbh

Making podcasts is hard #bbnomula #vampirethemasquerade #vampire #ttrpg #worldofdarkness

Please stop raining, my biological clock is ticking and I NEED to mow the lawn

#lifehack you don’t have to pay at target if you finish your treat before you get to the register :3

Wanna come hangout? I found a Halo 2 poster we could look at.

True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.

Thank you @coloradosun.com you city is beautiful; they let me stop and get toy 😁🇨🇴 #colorado #boulder

Vision board for what it’ll be like when I arrive in boulder Colorado in an hour

Blowing my burps out the window like a cigarette 🚬🪟

The world is such a beautiful place for those of us willing to learn outside our comfort zone.

Happiness :3c

Been practicing bass non-stop, and I sliced my finger open on a fret end. Might be time to get it tuned up. At least get the blood off

Wearing this when I’m feeling shy and don’t want to be approached 🥺

I don’t think our country can survive this absolute tragedy. Too many people lost their lives tonight just trying to watch football; and I’m afraid there’s no positive way forward from this.

Birthday lunch wit da boys Happy birthday @padregringo.bsky.social

I love sharing my story with others #fatherhood #growth #rascal @kleenex.bsky.social

Cook, ing

Thinking about traveling to the UK just so I can ride this while crossfaded

Went to see a film tonight and I’m astonished; how’d they know I collected these? #win #awesomesauce

Foiled again, they glued it down this time

I miss you so much

Looking for a master to teach me this technique #training #combat #psychic

Please stay safe everyone 🕊️

First time at the Alamo Drafthouse to see an art film, I’m the only one in this theatre and I have a single dude as my personal hand servant bringing me Coke Zero refills. I finally understand the intoxicating feeling power brings.

They call me pebble in streets, Cause rocks come out when I skeets.

I can eat glass, it does not hurt me.

Applications are the new program

I was going to jerk off but god lead me to bake this peanut butter cheesecake. It sucks 🤗🌍🐝👼

When I was younger, my calling was football; but as I got older, I realized life wasn’t about football. 🏈

Learn about the challenge and save big this winter 🙏