LUDMILLA: [gives unhelpful advice] GALLAGHER: [explains what she is actually worried about] LUDMILLA: oh. I don't have any advice, then. GALLAGHER: I wasn't asking for advice. LUDMILLA: advice doesn't have to be asked for to be helpful, captain. GALLAGHER:

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RORY: i'mmmmm RORY: um RORY: RORY: RORY: RORY: RORY: RORY: WH

I'm ok #ACShadows

HELGA: are you the pirate? GALLAGHER: why? HELGA: because your blood was *not* easy to buff out of the tile. GALLAGHER: I'm sure your blood would be just as difficult.

awesome #ACShadows

on a stroll #ACShadows

coworker bought garden gnomes that look like bernie sanders?

JETT: I just saw the saddest tiktok in my life. JETT: "pov: you just saw lady bird and now you want to take a trip to sacramento." JETT: okay. JETT: have fun, man.

VAN RICHTEN: I think she makes a reasonable point. NOTTE: Of course. VAN RICHTEN: Is there something you wish to say to me? Do you wish to talk to me about something? NOTTE: I'd rather not talk to you at all. VAN RICHTEN: Then Stop Speaking To Me.

JETT: you don't have a big scary dad though JETT: your dad's small and gay

TAXI DRIVER, UNPROMPTED: where are you going home to? I mean, you look like a little kid.

EZ: *uncorks an old potion bottle* GALLAGHER: please don't. EZ: give me a second. GALLAGHER: please don't. EZ: *dips a finger in the liquid* GALLAGHER: please. EZ: *puts her finger in her mouth* GALLAGHER: gross. EZ: eugh.

the number of times jett has asked if x spell would be more effective than eldritch blast and the answer almost always being "no." classic warlock conundrum.

RORY: [with energy] uwah!! RORY: RORY: RORY: do you know who you are JETT: What????? RORY: do you know who you are JETT: RORY: RORY: you're my wife

all the way down! #crk #cookierunkingdom #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #crkfanart

working in tech at a bank would be less of a nightmare if fintech companies didn't spend all their time cannibalizing each other in perverse and unnatural ways

every day I am making spreadsheets and tables and charts. for fun and for games

*splodes n dies*

just got asked if I need a kids menu 😞

I think I get worse at wrapping presents every year

by far the most twisted thing about off (mortis ghost) is that it had me seeking out electro swing music to listen to

I did not think that I played Dragon's Dogma that much

jett's birria and mashed potato meal: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

VENDOR: Did you hear back from [integration partner] yet? ME: Nope. VENDOR: Nuts.

I call this website blueskee. Just for fun. Just because I am a little silly.

brother paid for his past teenage admiration of the wretched elon musk by having to deal with our mom consistently referring to him as "your boy elon" during thanksgiving dinner despite his pleas for her to cease

HAWTHORNE: *enters, sporting a black eye* FRANCIS: how was your night? HAWTHORNE: wild. FRANCIS: fine, don't tell me. HAWTHORNE: I got punched in the woods. YVES: good. NOTTE: deserved. FRANCIS: that sounds like a euphemism. HAWTHORNE: it wasn't a euphemism, it was krue.

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the birdguard 🐦 #dragonageveilguard hornbill->taash heron->emmrich dove->neve jackdaw->lucanis flycatcher->bellara kestrel->harding owl->davrin

listening back to dnd audio and there's a 5 minute friend-of-the-household hexie interlude

what if I blew myself up in front of a live studio audience

other IT guy told me that I have a really high mouse DPI and I felt an inexplicable sense of pride

crossposting my rook from dragon age. his name is esha he is a shadow dragon

this was about neve

I finished dragon age and I'm sad about it

RORY: the thing about breadsticks is RORY: sometimes they lose themselves. RORY: and forget that they are breadsticks RORY: RORY: but papa john breadstick does not do this RORY: and it's quite wonderful

RORY: much like in assassin's creed odyssey, RORY: and RORY: perhaps, other games, i am unaware of, RORY: you can toggle the appearance of your clothes CALLISTA: guy who's only played final fants-- CALLISTA:

neve gallus the woman that you are

just realized that I could've had gallagher cast comprehend languages so that she could read "dunkin donuts" on the donut box that quincey morris gave us last session :/

officially adding "france" to my list of locations for this dnd campaign

JETT, APPROXIMATELY 70 HOURS INTO VEILGUARD: wait, is varric calling solas "chuckles?"

so in our dnd campaign it has been revealed that we are in a play and we are being challenged by the playwright to 'win' the campaign without killing the big bad, strahd (which is typically how this play would go, if all the protagonists don't die in the attempt) and I have two ideas

mochi ☝️

gallagher (my dungeons and dragons character) has died. Badly (dracula punched a hole through her chest)

now that's a guy!

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