marriage material. omg the beard, the belly, the thighs...I could go on and on

I have a desire to see THE HUNGER (Catherine Deneuve, David Bowie, and Susan Sarandon) on August 5th in the theater with some people. Are you interested? It's screening in Atlanta at the Landmark Midtown Art Cinema 7pm. Please reply or DM so we can all clump together in the auditorium/

@moviessilently.bsky.social counterpoint: Revenge of the Nerds is celebrated s an underdog win, but is so problematic I can’t imagine a streaming service touching it. Rape by deception? Invasion of personal space? The only character that possibly could survive cancellation is the gay one

What is your favorite Underworld song? I’m waking up from a dream with Rez as the soundtrack. Two Months Off is a literal touchstone in my home of Atlanta. Everyone knows Born Slippy because of a soundtrack. What is your personal favorite?

Betch, I am here to rub bellies. Moose out front shoulda told ya! 👍

#FUCKFIFA we are all LOSING money on the World Cup bullshit

I’m a shameless fool for heavy dudes with good hair and a good stache or beard.

Safety, in numbers.

#FuckDesantis youtube.com/shorts/eKYIG...

My FOMO for this get together is through the roof

Let’s see how big of a shitshow failure FIFA is today (literally half the traffic in restaurants near the stadium compared to last week)

Everyone visiting Atlanta for the World Cup: use the train!!! Downtown has so much going on right now, not only will you get from the airport to your hotel MUCH faster, you’ll save $$$. Not only is FIFA going on, Superman 2 is filming and one of the world’s largest vendor markets is ending today.

Let me be clear: I’m never going to a LGBTQIA safe space that scans my biometric data, and neither should you. Security cameras are fine; sending the data to an outside party absent an actual crime is not. This is seriously stupid and incredibly dystopian. www.advocate.com/news/san-fra...

I know I’ve been posting this guy a lot, but this video is great for when your female friends ask if their bf might be gay or bi. This guy is secure in his masculinity, which is the greatest indicator a guy is presenting his true self to them, and not some insecure mask. youtube.com/shorts/Usdoy...

“If I’m not gay, then my farm surely is” LOL youtube.com/shorts/2Y-Ra...

Pepsi is using autonomous trucks in Arizona right now. How fast are we going to reach the point where companies find out their job deletions result in such an economic collapse they won’t have customers left who can or will buy their products?

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I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s great and Wednesday, too. Oh, Thursday, I can’t care about you. It’s Friday, I’m in love.

Well this blows. His book got copied and is on Amazon. But also, subscribe to the original author on YouTube. He’s freaking hilarious and drops very practical tips on life and work amidst a sea of jokes and reactions to absurd food and farming videos. youtube.com/shorts/pAVm4...

Today’s humor was resisting the urge to inform someone in front of his wife that he was wearing a knockoff of my favorite “Hunter” harness from Mr. S Leather. Or maybe it wasn’t a knockoff?

Waking up again without some daddy bear twice my size sweating on me is disappointing. It would feel nice to wake up with a tummy rub. Ya know?

True story: just woke up with a hip hop version of Underworld “Two Months Off” in my head that feels like it brings my DJ career full circle (I have DJ’d literally ALL styles in the past 34 years, even though most of you know me for house and tribal - I was often mistaken for BUSTA RHYMES’ Sean Mac)

Let’s be clear: Freedom Williams’ choice to appear at Trump’s Freedom 250 concert will NOT reflect on Robert Clivilles, David Cole, or Zelma Davis. His choice is his own. And a poor, desperate choice at that. Fuck Freedom Williams for accepting porch status as a way of life.

Internet patrol: who is this beefcake?

So many hot dads, so little time. #allthebellies

True story: I will judge any family or restaurant on their chilaquiles. That dish is as personal to me as mac n cheese.

So, apparently, my twin is Dreamy Daddy Phoenix, so I need to work harder and faster to become his equal.

Okay so I did meet a guy this big today. Absolutely huge in every way hot black daddy with salty beard. I watched him carefully stretch out three different guys, but knew there was no hope I could accommodate his beast-level meat-stick, even though the sheer enormity of this man made me horny af.

This is why I hate AI. If this bear were real, the ring would have been put on him years ago.

So much of my sexual experience as I encountered “heterosexual” men wanting to suck my dick. youtube.com/watch?v=QwS_...

My goal look in the next few years

Golden Girls feels like it is slipping through our fingers, so I’m gonna need all the daddies to up their cuddles and tv time with this in mind

Social media twenty years ago kept trying to pair me with Lady Miss Kier and I choked. Maturity means I wanna go out with her and eat some wings at Elbow Room.

Woke up from a slutty dream and it would have been so nice to have a bunch of big heavy dudes present to just squirt breakfast on me.

You know the sun is in your eyes, and hurricanes and rain, and black and cloudy skies.

People who don’t like dogs are not to be trusted. People not liked by dogs are equally not to be trusted.

Approaching my literal “golden year”, I have genuine questions about who I can call “daddy”. This is not a repeat from ten years ago (I keep telling myself).

Fellow GenXers, this is real. Update your language lol youtube.com/shorts/AfWmv...

Yaaaaaass!! Break it on down with science 👍

The one big outcome of FIFA World Cup will probably be restaurants enacting minimum auto-gratuity on all checks. Advance teams scouting for locations are bleeding service industry professionals dry, as we pay our employer a percentage of sales, regardless of a small tip or absence altogether.

Sometimes you feel like a cub. Especially when he has good hair 👍

I would like to cuddle+ with this man please and thank you 🙏

OMG a crew at my bus stop is clearing out a sewer drop and there is both a Minute Maid orange soda and Pepsi can from my CHILDHOOD 😂😂😂

I want a pup hood. I would ideally like to visit San Francisco, see my gay fam, and go to Mr S, where I presume Atlanta’s leather Sean is still crafting goods. But, any other ideas? I’m spending a lot on dental work this year after getting hit by a car while on my bike lol

I need to stop this fantasy I can meal prep and go back to my diet of tuna fish on rice with broccoli. I made so much food and eat so little of it. The fridge is so stuffed, it started complaining I’m treating it like a gainer.

OMG THE FURRIES CONVENTION. Yes, lots of hot bears and chubs in the mix. LOTS. I did gasp, though, when one of the couples I met were like a repeat of me and my ex from a decade ago. The younger one was much taller and beefcake, the daddy one short and chubby like I was. Surreal moment.

I almost went to the rave the other night. Ironically, it was a couple of lesbians who came into my work that invited me to join them lol.

I was fortunate enough to see Villagers on my birthday at Melkweg in Amsterdam back in 2018 during "The Art of Pretending to Swim" tour. Conor O'Brien had such a profound effect on my songwriting and singing style back then and his influence still rings through me now that I'm in my 30s.

Probably a duplicate post, don’t care. This is one of my favorite things. youtube.com/watch?v=P2ue...

I’m confused why I have to jump three steps to post to 🦋 with these posts. youtube.com/watch?v=5LKY...