In 77 years of #Emmys, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad?? But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year. @goldderby.com www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...

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“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?” It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?

I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.

unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo #DraftStephenA

If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that

Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.

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Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.

There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.

Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.

All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.

I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.

I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task... I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.

The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE.

Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.

Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!”

Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break

went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf

😉 = I hate your fucking guts ;) = I am trying to have sex with you

Bluesky feels like Twitter with a condom

Elon’s Twitter is wild bc you’ll just be scrolling and then suddenly you’ll see a video of someone getting hit by a car, and all the top replies are blue check mark bots saying like “very beautiful lovely.”

I love this app cause everyone is annoying and it barely works. 🦋

Everybody shut up.

Last time I was on Bluesky, people were posting about Long Covid. Is this still a place where people post about Long Covid?

Just had three martinis at Smokehouse and I’m ready to fucking blue sky

Which kind of male podcaster?

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