Travis Helwig
@travishelwig.bsky.social
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young dumb and full of plums
In 77 years of
#Emmys
, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad?? But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year.
@goldderby.com
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what british people call cocaine
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“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?” It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
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I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.
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9 months ago
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unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo
#DraftStephenA
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9 months ago
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If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that
9 months ago
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Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
10 months ago
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is there a way to unregister to vote?
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Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
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There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.
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Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
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All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.
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Kylie Cheung
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add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.
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I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task... I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
9 months ago
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The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE.
9 months ago
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Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
10 months ago
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Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!”
11 months ago
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eve6
11 months ago
Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break
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went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf
11 months ago
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😉 = I hate your fucking guts ;) = I am trying to have sex with you
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11 months ago
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Bluesky feels like Twitter with a condom
11 months ago
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Elon’s Twitter is wild bc you’ll just be scrolling and then suddenly you’ll see a video of someone getting hit by a car, and all the top replies are blue check mark bots saying like “very beautiful lovely.”
11 months ago
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I love this app cause everyone is annoying and it barely works. 🦋
11 months ago
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Everybody shut up.
11 months ago
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Last time I was on Bluesky, people were posting about Long Covid. Is this still a place where people post about Long Covid?
11 months ago
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Just had three martinis at Smokehouse and I’m ready to fucking blue sky
11 months ago
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Which kind of male podcaster?
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what color is the dress
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what color is the dress
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