Travis Helwig
@travishelwig.bsky.social
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young dumb and full of plums
The premiere for Season 1 of
#Hacks
was a car mandatory screening in the Rose Bowl parking lot during covid. People were encouraged to honk their horns at the moments they were laughing. Five seasons later, it's ending with Variety calling it "one of TV's best comedies ever."
about 1 month ago
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Curious how Bluesky feels about this Graham Platner guy!
about 2 months ago
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In 77 years of
#Emmys
, only male writers have ever been to win more than twice? That seems… bad?? But Jen Statsky and Lucia Aniello could be the first this year.
@goldderby.com
www.goldderby.com/tv/2025/luci...
9 months ago
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what british people call cocaine
about 1 year ago
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“Did you know the Super Bowl halftime show ACTUALLY contained secret metaphors about the state of our country?” It literally opened with Uncle Sam and an American flag dance, so… yes?
about 1 year ago
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I would sign up to work for this man Day 1. Our party is broken, we need our OWN tv psycho.
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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unhinged man who doesn't care about truth just cares about winning the tv moment? dems we found our trump lets gooooooo
#DraftStephenA
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over 1 year ago
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If Nardwuar shows up at my show spilling secrets from my past, y'all never gonna see that lil gremlin again i can promise you that
over 1 year ago
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Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
over 1 year ago
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is there a way to unregister to vote?
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
over 1 year ago
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There is no greater joy in life than fast-forwarding past the challenges on The Traitors.
over 1 year ago
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Politicize everything you fucking cowards. Decency is dead.
over 1 year ago
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All the brands who say “the big game” are pussies.
over 1 year ago
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Kylie Cheung
over 1 year ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
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I read the book everyone loved last year and it’s bad.
over 1 year ago
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I finally know what I was put on this earth for. God created no one better than me for this solemn task... I will be the one to make Peter Hegseth relapse.
over 1 year ago
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The table next to me just yelled “we should all join Bluesky!” But they put the emphasis on the SKY instead of BLUE.
over 1 year ago
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Luigi the hot italian bisexual huberman-listening healthcare assassin / civ 6 debugger? My guy, you don’t need to read the book, you’re living it.
over 1 year ago
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Woke up to 400 text messages with just the words “he’s hot!!!!”
over 1 year ago
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eve6
over 1 year ago
Started dune but quickly stopped. Dune crystal meth will lift you up until you break
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went to this diner and everyone was still masking and saying Drumpf
over 1 year ago
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😉 = I hate your fucking guts ;) = I am trying to have sex with you
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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Bluesky feels like Twitter with a condom
over 1 year ago
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Elon’s Twitter is wild bc you’ll just be scrolling and then suddenly you’ll see a video of someone getting hit by a car, and all the top replies are blue check mark bots saying like “very beautiful lovely.”
over 1 year ago
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I love this app cause everyone is annoying and it barely works. 🦋
over 1 year ago
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Everybody shut up.
over 1 year ago
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Last time I was on Bluesky, people were posting about Long Covid. Is this still a place where people post about Long Covid?
over 1 year ago
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Just had three martinis at Smokehouse and I’m ready to fucking blue sky
over 1 year ago
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Which kind of male podcaster?
over 1 year ago
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what color is the dress
almost 3 years ago
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what color is the dress
almost 3 years ago
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