A reminder that E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G he does is a distraction from the sex crimes he, if there is justice, will be imprisoned for. On November 3rd, 2026: #AccountabilityIsComing

On this day in 1930 Hostess Twinkies invented by bakery executive James Dewar. Interestingly, the original is still edible🤪🤣

Did he roll boxcars yet?

On this day in 1803 1st performance of Ludwig van Beethoven's 2nd Symphony in D, conducted by the composer, in Vienna. Pretty sure he won Austria’s Got Talent that year.

Happy Birthday to Mike McCready, lead guitar of Pearl Jam🎂🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁 This is amazing work, reminiscent of Jimi playing Little Wing. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8y...

Definitely an E ticket attraction.

Just like Jesus would do. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

TACO strikes again. Hopefully he never actually goes through with it. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

If they had flown to Bruce Springsteen’s house they would have been court martialed. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

It’s International Firewalk Day! Only to be exceeded by International Step on a Lego Barefoot Day

Happy National Picky Eaters Day In my house we called something different. Go To Bed Hungry Day

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there!

37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday!

Why did the pig leave the party early? Because everyone thought he was a boar Ok, enough with the trump jokes!

Three guys walk into a bar. They all said, ouch!

I’m thinking the Roto-Rooter guy is going to charge extra for this service call.🤷 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

This is, what, four “deadlines” now? He’s trying to get the to agree to what amounts to President Obamas agreement, which he shredded in 2018. If they don’t make a deal he will commit more and worse war crimes. www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...

How is it his sycophantic inner circle says and does nothing? The man is dangerously delusional.

I don’t know what the NCAA is going to do, but I would be flipping him the bird. sports.yahoo.com/mens-college...

The Kanneh-Mason family. All 7 siblings are classical musicians, playing together and separately. Truly remarkable, not only for their incredible talent, but for their passion for the music and their bond as brothers and sisters. youtu.be/8QOkSocy6Hk?...

The military that obliterated Iran’s ability to fight just lost both a fighter and an attack aircraft flying in support of the search and rescue mission. One crew member is still missing. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

So amazing to watch the feed from Artemis 2. It’s like the astronauts are in the next room. The last time we did this the video was barely viewable and their voices sounded as if they were on their way to Pluto.

Awesome trolling during trump's national address last night.

This made my day🇨🇦 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

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Sorry kids, sorry seniors, sorry working class. We need more money for killing! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

“That’s ok. I’ll hold it until we get home.” www.yahoo.com/news/article...

What does a grape say after it’s stepped on? Nothing. It just lets out a little wine!

Happy National PB&J Day! It’s important to give thanks for this, most wondrous of achievements!

LET THAT SINK IN.🤔 ⬇️

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

This 💯

On this day in 1827 US inventor Joseph Dixon of Salem, Massachusetts, begins manufacturing lead pencils. For the younger folks, those were a prehistoric form of talk-to-text.

It’s ok Pam. The Dow is at 50k! www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social

The worst of the worst. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

So, am I to understand that two aircrews can abscond with a pair of $60+ million dollar tactical aircraft, violate their mission parameters, leave their flight plan to engage in an obvious stunt for a photo op and Whiskey Pete basically says “ Oh, those kooks”?

April Fool! (Every other month, as well)

Typical TACO-break it and walk away. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Who knew Charlie and Camilla like McDonalds? www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Only this clown would envision a presidential library that is a 1000 ft. tall phallic symbol. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Deep tracks.😜 www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVik...

Johan van Hulst saved an estimated 600 kids and named Righteous Among the Nations in 1972 by Yad Vashem, Israel’s memorial to the victims of the Holocaust. He also helped hide other Jews during the war. But until the end of his life, he regretted not doing more. www.history.com/articles/joh...

I sure hope they are televised when they happen.

Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more delighted!

On this day in 1867 The United States buys Alaska from Russia for $7,200,000 (109 million in 2018 dollars), roughly 2 cents an acre. FYI, the hardliners in Russia want it back, by force if necessary. By the 🍊💩 reasoning, if that happens we should just concede much of it.

Happy birthday to MC Hammer🎂🎉🥳🎈🎊🎁 (Uncredited star of White Chicks-IYKYK)

$400 million! $400 million between the first term and this one-to play fucking golf! While we could be pissing it away on bs like feeding kids. Motherfucker!🖕🖕🖕🖕🍊💩