i was in flushing the other day and had one of those chinese bingfen type desserts with a bit of condensed milk and jelly or whatever and that's the closest i've got so far

every time i open bluesky i accumulate anywhere from a dozen to a hundred more followers while doing exactly nothing. everywhere else the american dream of number go up forever is dead but not here

bluesky's problem is many people who care a lot about decentralized infrastructure are not very good at thinking about interface design or social psychology lol like getting mad that average people don't have good norms around open protocols is so silly

it would be funny if they just started scraping this place for grok

the losers on this app are calling me a "new arrival"

whenever i open this app i feel a slight baseline unease that someone eventually is going to do something w the protocol that makes a lot of people really uncomfortable

cool

can't use this website until they have better notification controls

when did all u people start actually posting on here

from august i got sooo lost on the side of the mountain here......much to consider

i forget they don't show self replies on ur profile on here this site is so not built for my doubleposting model

what's up everyone just took a lil 6-8pm nap

having a nice day btw

it's so crazy how im never gonna see my threads friends again

slid down this yesterday btw

when did all u people start actually posting on here

every social app needs to have a dedicated Beef Zone. like a fight club for words. if you start shit with someone it immediately gets put into a Fights tab and your followers can bet on who's gonna win the fight. loser gets a 3 day mute to simulate having a broken jaw from a bar fight

a lot of you guys have a scary capacity to post on 2 apps at once

i'm really giving ppl a second chance here but if i ever kicked you out of my twitter for being annoying i don't wanna see ur face 18x in my notifications here either........common courtesy

not cracked dot com in the year 2023

i wish there was food that tasted as good and clear and sweet as cold spring water but was like, food

don't like the moderation tab being called moderation, nothing is being moderated there

interesting discussion going on here but i don't think the very optimistic responses cover the issue of how do you actually make bad actors respect the tools you put up, like maybe i'm dumb but what's stopping anyone from pulling your posts and using the same api tools to make harassment way easier

i can't believe they're making me do engineering in a video game this is so fucked up

it's over

bluesky weather check please reply below with a description of the weather where and when you are now. thanks

good handle. instablock though

had a dream last night a baby moose was in my apartment jumping around and wrecking stuff

it feels a little wrong to import all my same stupid little bits onto a new platform like i should come up with some new ones but i'm too old for that now

personally i think my brain is strong enough to withstand the effects of stimulants intended to make me focus. i will never focus

please do not qt my posts on this platform and say shit like "omg this is literally me" the age of Relatable Content is over ok. we can all be grownups here

it's kind of annoying that every night i get in bed and have basically no idea if it's gonna take me 20 minutes or 1 hour or 4 hours to fall asleep

one of the great political struggles of online anarchist libertarian type ideologies is very few people in that space have been able to articulate the core values from an attitude of true sincerity and no smugness

it's a little annoying that the summer leaves on the trees outside block all my sunlight but it does give a nice canopy treehouse sorta feel. me and the birds hanging out

can someone tell the devs ppl who block you shouldn't show up in the suggested follows list lol

if they're gonna allow gifs i should at least be able to blanket mute the file type

the text & profile icons being so huge on here gives it a charmingly unfinished look but also makes it feel a little claustrophobic i've decided

May is Asian Animal Month, so here’s the Vietnamese Mossy Frog. It’s a smol bean that likes to eat worms and bugs and generally hangs out around mossy areas

too many ppl on here have a picture that's like some kind of stylized face image with a pink or purple overlay and some gradients or maybe sparkles or something i can't tell any of you apart

i live for the fraction of a second between when i plug my monitor in and when my screen goes black and the monitor lights up

it's embarrassing when someone gets called fascist bc then they can just be like Lil ol me? fascist? whats that when you can literally just go to their page and see them joking about people getting violently strangled for no reason lol

can't believe the devs are changing the url because they hate women

No! No!!

can't believe i invested all this time into walking the line between every english language twitter subgraph just for everyone to have to figure this shit out in front of me 3 years later

anyways they put me in the tech cluster obviously. i am never beating the software engineer allegations

the funniest thing about this is tpot calling left wing irony freaks "mainstream journalists" and left wing irony freaks calling tpot "tech and vc"

i'm gonna use my remaining invite codes to seed a whole variety of trad accounts when the tech adjacent aesthetics right crops up on here im gonna own the whole damn thing

ok i'm done i'm going to the gym lmao

what if i rebranded as a Thoughtful Asian Girl on here. such a crucial twitter ecological niche and nobody is doing the work rn

idk how to phrase it but the referential atmosphere here feels thinner to me like instead of 100 levels between joke and not joke there's only like 3