I like how a bunch of US sociologists published papers in 2017 saying "We should be able to publish technically competent descriptive work" and no one listened, preserving the discipline's strange fetish for puzzles

i cant think of any justifiable moral reason why “good at predicting the future” should be rewarded

i don’t think i can afford NOT to

not if i have anything to say about it

portable what

finally found this dumbass dro drawing board ive always wanted, which was discontinued a while ago because in 2025 it has utility for approximately one (1) customer (me)

theoretically AGI should be able to make you come in a single sext

my biggest issue in life is that i love dabbling but hate amateurism

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LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest

how do i get the bluesky mods to give me ~10k followers

im finally getting “ok” at ornamental drawing again after picking it back up and u know what that feels great

this wizard has no idea who he’s dealing with

twitter is getting worse every day but unfortunately i simply do not have enough followers on bluesky for it be a fun screaming in the void platform. i like my voids populated

ngl it’s objectively sexist to make “the girls are fighting” bits when we’re talking about two unrepentant misogynists

do uall wanna hear a take about videogames

does bluesky know about the tariffs

the metabolic rift (a very important moment in the history of the world) happened because people stopped shitting in fields

just read a historiography paper that ~went “yea it’s kinda weird that till the 90s we pretended colonialism was fine and never talked about slavery haha anyway let’s be real anti colonialist history has obviously gone too far now tho”

i already work w my hands so my fantasies of escape are just working w smaller and smaller machines

if lucrecia martel the headless woman happened to me i would simply take accountability

im on a plane to LA & other site driving me insane is it better here somehow

industrial equipment is so much better than prosumer stuff until you need a small accessory or a spare part and then you have to call a guy so that he can tell you a week later that it’ll be a thousand dollars

civilization and its content? no, civilization and its form

crossposting between bluesky & twitter making me feel like one of these guys who maintain two families in secret for decades

back on the other site, no earthquake once posited that we need rimbaud/verlaine yaoi. i forgot until right now that WE HAVE IT. it's a film called Total Eclipse -- it stars young leo dicaprio and david thewlis!!! they killed them on rotten tomatoes for it, of course.

fascinated by americans who think a brita elite filter or w/ever is not enough for them to drink tap water safely

bringing a metronome to the ambient & field recordings show we can let these motherfuckers get away with it

americans’ relationship to coaches is so funny why is a grown adult saying “yes sir” to some guy

the big dilemma is between bluesky where nothing takes place and twitter where only evil takes place

everybody thinks i hyperfocus but that’s literally never happened to me im just really good at unfocused effort

cant believe it took me this long before getting a bending app

how do i do entryism to the starter packs

it’s much easier to imagine prometheus happy than sisyphus do u know how much ppl would pay for a daily liver detox these days

at least no one is talking about the kinda racist peel your own fruit quirked up art school girl on here, this shit hits too close to home

marxism alone cannot explain why im so tired

just got a new saw…if u even care…

im here to make bluesky culture much worse

Hi new skeeters! 👋 I just want to offer a brief introduction. I'm a mouth-breather who overshares about my excretory habits. I like ducks and gophers. I wrote a book called A Day in the Life of My Mother's Pickle, which I self-published via Kindle Direct Publishing and retails at $0.99.

now how do we bully the bluesky devs into adding circles

the problem with bluesky is that on twitter i have finally reached the following where i don’t have to tweet good ever again

wtf is a starter pack

looking for my beloved oomfies and my army of sycophantic followers

a big obstacle in my quest to get into amerikkkan football is that the LA teams are painfully swagless

at 1k followers ill reveal the conceptual rules that determine judgements of taste

is this thing on

maybe not the best tweet but certainly the most important by @noearthquake.bsky.social

throoting sounds even more like slang for a sex thing than skeeting and that was a pretty high bar to clear

crossposting between bluesky & twitter making me feel like one of these guys who maintain two families in secret for decades

my favorite frank gehry fact is that all the panels which cover the disney concert hall are attached using only double sided tape