Here's a look at some of the highlights worth watching from late-night TV.

This is absolutely on point

The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off. "I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.

Joe Biden has been fielding calls from NATO allies in Europe. “I’m getting calls. I’m not going to go into it, I can’t, from a number of European leaders asking me to get engaged," Biden said on Wednesday, adding that he is not actively involved with NATO issues, but he is "giving advice."

The thugs in the White House came for this UVA President because he encouraged #FirstGen kids to go to college. Thomas Jefferson wrote “all men are created equal” — well Jim Ryan walked the walk. #UVA

That’s my senator! Go Sheldon!!

@brianstelter.bsky.social CBS/Paramount claims that it delayed the airing of the IRS story because it had received late breaking information about the fired employees. Based on your reporting, do you find this credible?