whatever fetish stuff all of you get up to is your own personal business but i don’t need to read about how excited you are about “dick chainey” or whatever’s going on

how it feels to eat 64 slices of american cheese

interesting how every service is going down but all my work shit works, god’s most hated man⁉️

guess i’m going to die here

some of you could learn a thing or two from the roomba

i spent 30 seconds making this for NOTHING i guess

hear me out

what are the salary cap implications for the rapture? my new piece for the athletic

how is ted cruz the one guy realizing they don’t have a broad forever mandate?

gen z is taking the find out if your dad is a real one challenge, cop to a murder to your dad and see what he does

noooo way it was a right wing loser, surely they don’t just retreat into a hyper real simulacrum where he was actually a secretly trans communist now

oh no i was at work all day, bishop doesn’t have an alibi

blessings to charlie kirk, we won’t have to hear about cracker barrel ever again

fake news, do you know how large ammunition would have to be to fit a leftist meme

oh no! my leftist ideology bullets all fell out of my pocket!!

A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE CAROTID

every right winger for the last 18 hours

i don’t think we can say for sure how charlie kirk died until we see a toxicology report

white on white crime is out of control

POV: you are charlie kirk in utah

i really hope i'm never in a situation where people see all of the blood violently exit out of my body and start cheering

the last thing that went through charlie kirk's head, other than that bullet, was "thank god for the second amendment"

can’t believe peter thiel poisoned trump and maga patriots are just sitting there letting it happen

HE’S STILL DEAD TO ME DAMN IT

🙏🙏🙏

trump’s ass and dick full on exploded

this is my new best friend

hasn't he been on like 18 different vacations in the last 200 days?

this is what the money looks like now

the craziest part about the economy tanking is it was completely unprompted, just an own goal for fun

they’re calling me the greatest gold tft player to ever live

this is it, this is what remains of america, it’s this until we die

lol butt

they got damn patches for disc drives now

make up your mind, damn

"the frogurt is also cursed"

rfk jr might have the single worst voice in the history of mankind

you know what? yeah, show me the bridge you’re selling i’m interested

i’m going to corner the market on merch that concedes that trump was an epstein associate but the twist is that i think this is a good thing

there’s two types of people in this world

shocking new evidence suggests little bishop cat is PRO TOOTH DECAY as she won’t let me brush my teeth

the dune awakening experience

you guys mind if i just Freak Out for awhile

hearing about death stranding 2 from a commercial: humanity is still on the brink of extinction, was it right to reconnect everyone? hearing about death stranding 2 from a friend: i choked out a kangaroo after learning pizza karate

big book of right wing smiles

canadian media next week anytime a free agent signs

hell isn’t hot enough

wish i was at trump’s birthday party parade looks really fun

getting really tired of the word “preemptive”, the word they should be looking for is unprovoked