the weather report for this evening seems to be saying god himself is coming to punch me in the head, i’m just not gonna worry about it

we need to invent some kind of extra large meat grinder

the arby’s near me is out of arby’s sauce it’s time to freak the fuck out, trump must be removed from office

they should try vibe coding some group DMs or the ability to send images, but i understand that’s a tall task that only every other platform on earth has

forgetting the word homebody: uh yeah i’m a homeofsexual

this game is kinda good you guys

me just walking out the door at work

i'll do it! i'll rob the kwik-e-mart!

marathon isn’t out yet might as well kill time with voting

dying for operation quirk chungus definitely lands your soul in some kind of Worse Hell

gork is this true grek why my pebis don’t work gerk please be friend

you have to be joking

happy marathon server slam day to all who celebrate

the toby keith war on terror song lmao

lmao

brady tkachuk and auston matthews later this week

bob sturm and going to bat for right wingers, name a better duo

if you think about it all the shit we had to see in the US locker room is nathan mackinnon’s fault, we don’t have to see any of that if he could hit an empty net

she’s so learned

feels shitty to watch your country win gold in your favorite sport and it does nothing but make you feel sick

nathan fraudkinnon

that was a gold medal bench warming performance from jake oettinger

2 regulation goals between the quarters and medal game seems like a problem, ah well

maybe this roster needed more guys who shoot the puck idk just spitballing here

yeah fuck it who cares lets pin all our hopes and dreams on this guy

weird to spend like 3 minutes making up a story about a guy wanting to kiss you

here comes trump for his press briefing, and he brought a sack lunch, smart

I LOVE MY COUNTRY TEAM USA WOMENS HOCKEY

seeing lots of canada fans at the game paid agitators?

BILL GUERIN DO NOT COME BACK

it happened to me: heard a 100 gecs remix in my mid 30s and enjoyed it

maybe being ride or die with jordan binnington was a mistake

why isn’t the left excited about the Shitty Slopotron 3000? don’t they enjoy their hobbies becoming prohibitively expensive for some shit that sucks?

MGS4 FINALLY FREE

sick of the nanny state bullshit

they already let these guys have access to hitler’s meth stash

When you watch a fail compilation from a verified account, you know that no one is getting seriously hurt. But occasionally you come across an Unsanctioned Fail Compilation, and you really don't notice until someone dies.

this is maybe the most a game’s community has negatively polarized me on a game PLAY A LOOTER SHOOTER YOU WANT A LOOTER SHOOTER

see you bozos later

it’s beautiful

SUCCESS STORY: local man makes it to day 5 of breakup without publicly posting song lyrics, keeping them to discord DMs

you know what is interesting? bans on twitter