Where does Slobodan Milosevic rank all time

Dodgers rolling up to Rogers Centre like

My entire weekend has come to an ass grinding halt for no reason AMA

Boy, who would've thought running face first into a 300 pound man's ass would only be the second dumbest thing he's done?

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#MCAtlanta product announcements (2025, colorized)

Can't have shit in Detroit

This is the last day I can say this: It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. Should I just make this my default social media bio and update it every birthday?

Can't wait to see which section of Hammurabi's Code Neil Gorsuch cites in the inevitable 6-3 decision that government jawboning of TV networks and social media platforms is totally okay actually.

Hurl that spheroid down the field (but backwards!) PA for Harvard vs. Brown women's rugby

Me to every Commander pod

Live your life in such a way that when people meet you for the first time, they assume the car outside with the "Recyle," "Bernie Beats Trump" and "Medicare For All" bumper stickers is yours.

I want y'all to know we're at the Gone Broke Pop Up at the West Warwick Elks Lodge til 3 p.m. today. Katrina wants you to know the Baja can is empty. . . . #Magicthegathering #tcg #vendor

It is my birthday month. You should come to these events, tell me how awesome I am, and give me your money (I can give you cards in exchange if you insist): ✅️ Sunday 9.7: Gone Broke Pop-Up Stop, 60 Clyde St, West Warwick, RI ✅️ Sunday 9.28: Western Mass Card Show, 355 East St, Ludlow, MA

I just dodged a potential unaliving at the hands of a Lyft driver AMA

Bobo the Wonder Sheep

Brandeis's first stream on @flosportstv.bsky.social as they host Regis & RWU in women's volleyball action, yours truly telling it like it is.

PA for UNH vs. Holy Cross women's soccer on ESPN+

The worldwide leader in pretending to know what I'm talking about for money. Holy Cross @ Merrimack men's soccer on ESPN+ at 3 p.m.

Slick Rick & Taylor Swiftspear q'd me for Vegas. The Birb even one-shotted a Mill opponent for 26 - exactly lethal - after they resolved Crypt Incursion.

The first time I felt even a modicum of respect in the Magic community was when @refein.bsky.social described, more or less, "the Sam Feeley special: T4 untap, draw Hellrider, swing for game." Mad apologeez Rachel if I got this completely wrong, please be kind I am from the 1900s

Terminally online Millennial sports announcer goals: Work for a team that has DMB's "Ants Marching" on their PA playlist, replace it with Neil Cicierega's "D'oh," and watch the reactions. It'd be like a Folgers commercial from Hell. youtu.be/QxppSYsEGVg?...

Actually, unironically, literally though. (If you tell me vehicles don't count I'm sentencing you to life in Wyoming without parole)

Call me when LT, Butker and DeChambeau help roll out the Presidential Guy Remembering Medal

Gotta love rebooting the Presidential Fitness Medal with the kind of star power that inspires kids to say "Were John Rocker, Enes Kanter and Nathan Peterman booked or something?"

AHA New Hampshire Showcase on @flohockey.bsky.social

HULK HOGAN IS DEAD LANDO IS NOT (NHL on ESPN theme intensifies) IYKYK

Matt Bellamy watching Chris Martin publically crucify a CEO

When Brian Scalabrine says "I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me" that is the exact same sentence as "You are closer to being homeless than you are to being a billionaire" and too many of y'all don't understand EITHER.

Magic The Gathering event vs. Trump's Birthday Party

I don't know why anything surprises me anymore but if you have "live action gritty Dora the Explorer reboot" on your 2025 Bingo card you should just automatically win the whole game.

Ocean State Card Con debriefing: 👍 turned a profit, handed out tons of business cards, 1 of maybe 4 vendors with any MTG, will do another show after we move 👎 couldn't give the people what they want (Universes Beyond, Pokemon, fair deal for someone's Taiga), food truck breaking down (pic related)

We have wares if you have coin. Check us out at Ocean State Card Con at the Boys and Girls Club of Oakland Beach in Warwick, RI!

I miss the days when Amulet Titan had the decency to beat you the turn it resolved Titan rather than play Infinite Jest: The Home Game. The footnotes are becoming the entire fucking plot.

No one: Literally fucking nobody with half a brain cell: WotC: Chris O'Donnell's Robin as Amulet of Vigor 9 through 12 with an extra wincon If you don't want us to complain about Amulet then stop printing new cards for it in every goddamn set #MTGFF

In solidarity with TCGUnion, I am deactivating my TCGPlayer store until and unless eBay and TCGPlayer meet the union's demands. I will continue to buy, sell and trade cards at Ocean State Card Con, on Cardsphere, at LGS, and on peer to peer platforms such as Discord. #LayoffEBay #GreedBay

Five years of misspelt posts, naps, icy creamb, potat, borgar, banan, treamts, trongles a super embarrassing fabther, and eventually a super embarrassing muver as well. Five years of Lemgthventures. Five years of Tina the Longerina. Happy Gotcha Day, Your Royal Lomgness. *dramatic doggo sigh*

The real Cori-Steel Cutter triggers were the friends we made along the way

No F2F Montreal for me BTW. Picking up some baseball games over the weekend. Plenty of downtime in between though, and I'll try to shoehorn some Arena and/or MLB The Show onto the Tubes. youtube.com/@LSP37

As a weekend-long beatdown on yours truly at #SCGHartford comes to a close, how do y'all like my new haircut? (Issa joke kehd. Last one of my family to need and get glasses. The carrots could only hold off the ill effects of the vidya james for so long.) @shippingshield.bsky.social

Day 2 @ #SCGHartford, Standard 5K first (and, if all goes well, last) on the docket today. Alexa play Brass Bonanza. @shippingshield.bsky.social

Greetings to all from #SCGHartford - got my shit kicked in R1 of a grinder so time to drown my sorrow in some Bear Style Poutine. Go on, make your jokes.

The annual selfie. *screams internally* - Tom Gottlieb @jackboxgames.com #PAXEast

To state the obvious. And what game did I win at #PAXEast to earn these? You guessed it. Survey Scramble. @jackboxgames.com

Tonight at 7 p.m. eastern I'll be at #PAXEast hosting a Jackbox/MTG charity stream to benefit the Angel Fund for ALS and the American Cancer Society. There will be a donation link available during my stream, and all donations will be split evenly between the two charities. youtube.com/@LSP37

Now that we have a pope from Chicago can we add "Sirius" by the Alan Parsons Project to the liturgy

✅️ Magic trade binders ✅️ Magic decks ✅️ Draft sleeves ✅️ 4-day badge ✅️ Wild Bill mug ✅️ Haircut ✅️ Business cards ✅️ Problematic obsession with Jackbox Games See you in the morning at #PAXEast, nerds.

Big few weeks for the capital-G Gamer in me #PAXEast May 8-11 #SCGHartford May 16-18 F2F Montreal (maybe?!) May 23-25 Ocean State Card Con June 1 And in between all that some baseball team I've haunted for 20 years takes the field again. Come say hi! linktr.ee/LSP37 @shippingshield.bsky.social

Every 10 years God allows me to win one (1) Magic tournament of actual consequence. Spiked a 16-person RCQ with Izzet Prowess. Funny what happens when you play an actual competitive deck. 🔥🔥 Energy ❄️🔥❄️ GDS Frog ❄️🔥🔥 UW Control 🔥🔥 Eldrazi Tron ID 🔥🔥 Affinity ❄️🔥🔥 Energy @shippingshield.bsky.social