Chat, I do not enjoy being awake at 330am. I forgot what it's like to be hot at night

I haven't been a particle or quantum force for a while and I kind of miss it #witchsky #chaosky

Having Vietnamese Chicken and Waffles at a local cafe for breakfast and god I love Australia sometimes

These kids on the bus vaping and listening to music on their phone speaker, Jesus fucking christ

I think it's cool that she's decided to just give a straight up villain monologue

Jimmy Carr is Russell Brand for people who think they're too smart for Russell Brand

I need to remember that the walk back from the bus stop is really long if I've kind of wrecked myself

I'm not going to stop making jokes about assassinating the president of the united states

Is there a phrase that will turn me against you faster than "let's just say"? No! Fucking say what you mean, don't make me guess your euphemism

What the fuck happened to Nando's? Trying to pretend it's a sit down restaurant?

I love the fact that Jordan Peterson wrote multiple books telling people how they need to live their lives while simultaneously having his own life constantly spiraling out of control.

I had an adventure to go to a "metaphysical supply store" and it sucked so bad. All crystals and incense. I don't know what I was expecting if I'm being honest

If America needs 5 years social media history for me to visit, I don't think it's a good idea for me to go

Meta, please stop with the AI translated reels. They're very bad

Jfc a science communicator I follow was on a podcast saying how capitalism is basically natural because nature is competitive

If this person doesn't make "reasons not to fuck with Gen X" videos I will eat my hat

Neutrals are on the rise again, another recession indicator

My hot take that makes nerds mad: Firefly wasn't that good

Every cute alt girl that goes past the shop without getting a tarot reading from me is like a dagger in the heart

I'm going to need some drugs soon

Newspaper: why is autism on the rise in kids? Me: because autists know how to fuuuuck

Real finance adventure dudes should climb K2 instead

This is like when US Southerners get upset when called Yanks or Yankees by foreigners

I don't want to ghost this lady but she feels so unstable while she says she's fine. The details she gives change almost every time we've spoken, like she's poly but only because her long distance partner wants to.

Australian Media, not even once

Dating profile pictures: 8 unsmiling photos with extreme filters Dating profile bios: I'm a fun, friendly, laid back kind of gal

I was talking with this girl from bumble and we hit it off really quick but then there's all these unmanaged BPD signs. I'm down for some fun instability but this seems very unfun to me.

The centre cannot hold, Charlie Brown.

Transformers figures that don't transform should be banned. Its actually not okay

This dude walked into the magic shop with a tshirt that said "Joe Rogan Podcast" and I was kind of astounded but then I realised the picture was Sonic and Shadow making out

Oh no I'm getting in fights on Instagram with spiritual influencers using Masculine and Feminine again. Send help

Let's just assume for a moment that it's actually correct and that the original purpose of these chambers was disinfectant. THEY DIDNT FUCKING END THAT WAY

The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson

The witchy shop wants me in to do tarot for the whole weekend

If I'm reading this right, apparently Blacks Rule

On my way to do my audition tarot read for the witch shop. Its been a little while

Well I ended up buying a switch 2 as a treat. I probably should not have, tbh.

Someone if Hinge had a photo of them bungee jumping and I sent the message "I'm not that into shibari I hope that's okay" and I genuinely think this might be one the best jokes I've ever come up with

I swear I am doing my best to become the next Unabomber and then they do this shit

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo #ShareGoodNewsToo

It's probably not great that Being High is one of my best skills

Spiritual guidance from a thing without spirit, incredible

Okay I've maybe found a shop to do magic bullshit out of.

I hate all of this

Just went into a wargame shop for a look and the prices are fucking astounding

*extremely Kermit voice* Someday we'll find it, the Epstein Connection

Cigarettes are nowhere near as good as weed

Reading a Facebook post from someone I know complaining about how Thailand has become a lot more tourist focused. She is there on holiday.

I don't watch James Bond films for the deep sequential storytelling, I watch them to see a man go around the world murdering goons while making witty jokes about the deaths, bang hot chicks with highly suggestive names and use over engineered spy gadgets