Ai generated food imagery isn't an ineffective advertising strategy because people will be offput by the use of AI, it's ineffective because you look at it and your lizard brain screams That Is Not Food like a horror protagonist silently banging on glass

I reflexively say 'we' when describing something I changed in code, like 'we changed our system'. I'm not plural except when engineering, in which case I'm sorry you're my headmates now

if a carabinier worked as a hair tie this lesbianism shit would be so easy

ADHD meds have changed my life but I'm gradually realizing they completely turn off the Why of my life, leaving only the How. I end up spending quality time with the most important people in my life and be like 'what am I doing here. none of you people are Tasks I cannot Complete you'

'create value' being a phrase in my industry is still so funny to me. it's like 'content creator' - it feels laser-targetted to slightly disillusion someone who's spent 20 years on a thing. you can afford at least one (1) layer of abstraction

Goddamn, GameNative rocks actually. I've completely avoided the cost of a Steam Deck cause I'm just playing it all on my phone (emulated x86->ARM)

if I do a cat emoji react at you like 🐈️ this is me cat-rubbing your leg. important context

...kremwerk uses the facial scan telemetry network thing? seriously?

baking the reflected light is always just such a good cheat code. Really wish blender had a way to bake L0/L1 for a more fake-realtime sorta look though

crop tops are a truly beautiful thing if you have close friends. and no bra

*opens pill case* *opens headphone case* *turns on left headphone* *inserts left headphone into left ear* *turns on right headphone* *turns over pill case* *carefully inserts Vitamin B12 Complex Sublingual (strawberry flavor) into right ear*

curse furality for reigniting my VR social drive right during pride month/the brief warm time of the year in the PNW

i took an 8k image of the green dog orb because i love them and i want to steal their DNA and keep them alive forever and ever as a succession of increasingly gruesomely disfigured clones

tomorrow they are letting me talk about algorithms for 45 minutes without pausing for breath, I feel like an old dog getting an entire steak for its birthday

lol whoops, I guess Club FYNN was a little too good last night

beginning to realize I absolutely can't sleep properly the night after an ADHD med day, and that my cumulative sleep debt response is "everybody hates me" - which, like, is not a feeling I've ever grappled with otherwise, so it's super alien for me. girl you just need a nap

hi. hey. hi. hey. hi. hi. hi. hey. hi. hi!

Was so nervous with Furality this year, all my local friends were like "yeah I'm busy that weekend" but then I hop on and it's like. 165 friends online

marking your account as a bot account in a gender-validating way

were you quantized as a child

I feel like plurality is gonna be one of those things where it turns out like 3-7% of people are this but we never knew cause everyone assumed that's what it was like for everyone

"our new AI models emit internal dialog tokens and use an internal visualization, just like a real person!" the 5-10% of people without an internal monologue: hmm the 5-10% of people with aphantasia: hmm

got some motorized blinds for my front window due to our pressing need to at least see grass when the sun's out. due to an oversight on my part they are very precisely the right size... meaning they can open automatically! shame about closing tho

STILL HERE STILL QUEER JUST A BIT TIRED. IS ALL

bigscreen beyond is fizzling out 5 days before Furality 🫠

I still see this shit happen

i want to fuck my computer 'cause no one in the world knows me better it says my name it says :neofox_scream_stare: :neofox_scream_stare: :neofox_scream_stare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWl1Tu9oZmY #ninajirachi #ilovemycomputer #music #nowplaying

hm

genuine question: why are #seattle bus predictions so bad? Several third party apps get it right. Google Maps, which uses the city's official ones, is similarly way off. Someone with OpenStreetMap and a weekend might fare better

vrchat avatar gimmick idea: when you hold your hands up to your chest, theyre paws, but the instant you start making a gesture with either of them it's a hand

Facetracking has still got to be the most delightful thing for VR that nevertheless somehow didn't become the standard. Imagine if everyone who bought a headset past like, 2021 had it

Finally realized the reason I basically never wear my thigh highs despite owning like 20 pairs is that I always had them in a drawer, and I dont wear anything unless it's hanging up. So uh. Thigh high hanger. Working as intended. I do wish I'd worked this out in like, winter tho

you're somebody's favorite

really not well equipped to deal with someone who's really reaching to find the angle in which I'm not meeting standards

babe wake up it's 5am local time. have you considered image algorithms

if you are going to have a harrowing, lifechanging experience that puts you out of work for months and permanently redefines your definition of bad, I highly suggest not doing it on 4/20 cause you'll have to clarify every time it comes up that it was not weed related

realizing that even if I'm working on fulfilling home projects in the evening, if I just swap with a KVM to my personal PC after a day of working then I spend something like 10-14 hours in the same chair and feel Real Bad. Think I may need Chair 2

UV unwrapping so you can see what I'd look like naked and a rug

IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github

NINETY DAYS NINETY INCIDENTS NINETY PERCENT YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE #github

"quantum AI" really has to be the highest ratio of 'neatness of concept' to 'pleasantness of expression you will see in a bar upon uttering the phrase' out there

I published an android app like 8 years ago that sold like, 12 copies at $0.99 each. so far I've got something like 24x that in google play class action lawsuit settlements. follow me for more grindset tips

forgot this, but the other week I was buying drinks for a party, wearing a butterfly dress, and the girl at safeway was like "oh wow nice dress!" then after a pause "make sure to hydrate! can't fight facists if you're dry" me, internally: "didn't know this dress was clocky, neato"

the world needs more bald femboys with facial hair. there I said it

having major reconstructive surgery to adjust my knee angle like in Gattica

Officially stranded at GDC -w- if anyone here wants to uh, network? I have like 20 business cards left

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feilen's doctor adventures: - 2018: diagnosed 'soft' - 2021: diagnosed with 'ghost blue balls' - 2026: prescribed boxer shorts *NEW*