Why does the sea give the wise men the horn

I miss my 1996 Corolla with the 1600W stereo my dad and I installed. This would have went hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSSN...

That's one big low sitting in the middle of the desert. Likely destined for a couple years rain in a few days.

What other Australian council/city/local government has trademarked their logo?

How is one supposed to feel about walking around with his fly open all afternoon at Bunnings and buying food.

Had the most fun extra long weekends I've had in YEARS away with my partner and come back to the real world to find her job is no longer in a few months time. Any time I feel I'm getting ahead of the general shite of life it comes back to slap me in the head twice as hard.

I am the most drunk I've been in some time and still ended up in the most bogan place in Fortitude Valley @ Chattahoochee Joe's. Watched a guy willingly and freely talk to QPS and then get cuffed and arrested right outside. Seemed perfectly fine... TBH it ruined the night quite a bit.

Seein these two nerds perform tomorrow night in Brissy #wet www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEM...

Fuckin' electricians that don't know how to use or tighten terminals properly. This is our main air conditioner.

Think one of the curlew parents died last night - found yet another dead in the gutter. Offspring has left the premises too. Honestly it's hard to identify any of them individually but the deceased looks older. Remaining curlew is nesting 24/7 now.

Going to Brisbane for the weekend very soon and I have now learned that their rail network is hot garbage, especially compared to their southern neighbours.

Queensland still holds the record for fastest narrow gauge train in the world and it's 2026 and our signature train takes 25 hrs to reach the same destination a budget airline can fly to in 2 1/4 hrs.

I bought myself a 32" OLED monitor for xmas which just arrived. It's beautiful, but:

Going on a kid free trip to Brisbane in a month to see SOFI TUKKER peform and will have a Friday and Saturday free and have no idea what to do. I'm not sure I'll have recovered on Friday from the concert but anyway.

Townsville CBD McDonalds at 10pm is a vibe.

IMO baked ham is a waste of time. I've never had one more moist than before it was cooked for a second time. Pork leg/shoulder with crispy crackling or bust.

FML

Sick

Seeing SOFI TUKKER perform in Brisbane in Feb - my wife's favourite musical duo. Now I need to sort out a sexy outfit for the gig #throwsomeass

I haven't gone to the barbers in like 6 years and what the fuck is the go with having to book an appointment now.

Woolworth's Christmas Hams are up 8% this year on year.

Time to resurect the white shoe brigade! Dodgy (corrupt) LNP cunts.

Since being medicated for ADHD this year I have felt a lot more "autistic" and inept at conversation. Apparently it can unmask a lot of neurodivergent traits. I did a screener tonight and scored 46 model trains out 50.

I have a 3.5m inflatable santa out the front of my house. Next year's Santa I want to dwarf my house.

It's taken my kid turning 4 to be allowed to put him to bed 🙄

These @techconnectify.bsky.social x The Simpsons crossover memes are *chefs kiss*

2000-01 was the worse couple of years for Australian music www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWX-...

My kid's school emailed all parents at 8pm Sunday night to let us know that they've quarantined the recalled "coloured sand" that potentially contains trace amounts of tremolite asbestos and the adjacent areas.

I feel bad that Americans have to put up with 110V grid power instead of the much superior 230V and then I remember they don't have universal health care.

TIL that the band Milky Chance were actually German and not Australian with a weird accent as I thought.

I think 2025 is the year "Black Friday" sales have been redefined to mean the entire 30 fucking days of November #fuckcapitalism

Funny lookin' cats...

Who the fuck is jelly bowl

I’ve got stacks of Jojoba leftover from Octoberrr.

About to retire a 4TB WD Red HDD out of my home server that's spent nearly 11 years powered on storing (ngl) lots and lots of pirated videos.

Alerted to human activity on my side driveway today. Log into my cameras and there's cops in my backyard! Found out minutes later through the neighbourhood grapevine there's a helicopters overhead and a police manhunt going on. Never a dull moment 😶

I just found someone online I used to chat to around 1999 on AOL who is surprisingly around the same age as me... Unlike the AOL kids chat moderator that seemingly tried to groom me around the same time. Fuck me, my neurospicy brain gives me some ancient zingers sometimes.

"The progressive conservative party will bring yesterday into tomorrow. When I came up with the idea of the casino..." - Mr Gribble.

I love that one of our local drive-in movie theatres still runs their website off a free web host. Screams 1998 web nostaglia. But turns out it's only looked like this since 2011 and they only started paying to remove the ads in 2017. www.stardust.8m.net

I live down the street from our local mormon church and get so many young mormons regularly at my door proselytising. Lazy SOBs don't wanna walk any further in our heat.

Peter Coombe has had a special place in my heart since I was a kid.

Finally cracked the 13kW mark total house load. 3.5kW hot water unit heating. 6.5kW EV charging. Air cons on. Thankfully I have solar and a battery taking care of half of that right now otherwise our utility power feed would have tripped.

TIL that the largest hotel in North Korea, the Yanggakdo International Hotel, now offers wifi access for $1.70 USD per 10 minutes. Access to outside the hermit kingdom comes at a price it seems and that is nearly $400 AUD/day.

I bought an electronic spirit/wine dispenser online, set it up, popped it on top of a brand new bottle of vodka. It decided to malfunction overnight and dispense the entire bottle all by itself all over my kitchen benchtop. Now I'm down $20 on this POS dispenser plus a $43 bottle of vodka 😭

Weirdo birds

I have been wanting to delete my Facebook account for years. But if you need to still use it and tell them to Zuck it, the FP Purity browser extension removes all ads, suggested posts, other BS and even lets you browse your feed in pure chronological order like the Good Lord™ intended.

Funeral marketing is the fucking greatest. Our local alkaline hydrolysis cremation service is marketed as "The Gentle Way", which is a lovely way of saying we dissolve your loved ones in a boiling bath of water and Drano until there is nothing but their bones left ❤️.

so the US government just forced a tech company to delete an app it doesn’t like, which is totally normal stuff www.404media.co/iceblock-own...