It's no wonder why people shop online these days when retail stores look this fucked.

I saw this water bottle from afar and thought it was the "veiny penis" variant.

I asked Spotify to create a playlist "Songs not listened to in 10 years, but played more than twice." And I hate all 8 songs.

Only our rich cunt friends had one of these when I was a kid. Once you could (semi) pirate Foxtel with a gold card we were all over it. Best part was access to all PPV content including the porno channel as a teenager.

I saw this again today and lol'd.

My mother in law just texted me "thank you sir xx"

Spent the week in Cooktown/Wujal Wujal and did over 1`700km to and from work site. A seriously eye opening week watching the recovery from Cyclone Jasper still going on over two years since the biblical flooding. Treking down the Bloomfield Track in bucketing down rain was also pretty epic.

I'm in Cooktown this week and the wind here is just fucking ridiculous. Silence then a roaring freight train ripping through to the point my unit here is rumbling and I wake up hourly.

New music drops. This is a banger #fuckwoolies youtu.be/FeZsdP2trO0

Penis bearing people of Bsky: have you had your daily wank yet? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGD0...

I needed to install new security screens as part of my laundry reno as I have rusty window security bars that need removing. I thought "hmm, should do the garage windows too". Then "hmm, need to do the remaining upstairs windows too as the flyscreens are shit and also for fall prevention".

The Joe Bogan Experience

YouTube glitched out and it started playing a video about the rubbish (litterring) problem on the UK's motorways when I clicked on "Crazy Gas Station Adderall"

Found this note from my night out in Fortitude Valley.

I've had a set of Logitech Z-680 speakers now for 23 years. They've served well as shed speakers for the past 8 but are starting to fall apart. Just bought a pair of 1200W 12" PA speakers to replace them. Gonna play this song first. #fuckyeah www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyCS...

Better than drinking bleach (?)

😱😱😱

Everyday Low Price my farken arse. All this dude here wants to do is make some choccy crackles.

Why does the sea give the wise men the horn

I miss my 1996 Corolla with the 1600W stereo my dad and I installed. This would have went hard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSSN...

That's one big low sitting in the middle of the desert. Likely destined for a couple years rain in a few days.

What other Australian council/city/local government has trademarked their logo?

How is one supposed to feel about walking around with his fly open all afternoon at Bunnings and buying food.

Had the most fun extra long weekends I've had in YEARS away with my partner and come back to the real world to find her job is no longer in a few months time. Any time I feel I'm getting ahead of the general shite of life it comes back to slap me in the head twice as hard.

I am the most drunk I've been in some time and still ended up in the most bogan place in Fortitude Valley @ Chattahoochee Joe's. Watched a guy willingly and freely talk to QPS and then get cuffed and arrested right outside. Seemed perfectly fine... TBH it ruined the night quite a bit.

Seein these two nerds perform tomorrow night in Brissy #wet www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOEM...

Fuckin' electricians that don't know how to use or tighten terminals properly. This is our main air conditioner.

Think one of the curlew parents died last night - found yet another dead in the gutter. Offspring has left the premises too. Honestly it's hard to identify any of them individually but the deceased looks older. Remaining curlew is nesting 24/7 now.

Going to Brisbane for the weekend very soon and I have now learned that their rail network is hot garbage, especially compared to their southern neighbours.

Queensland still holds the record for fastest narrow gauge train in the world and it's 2026 and our signature train takes 25 hrs to reach the same destination a budget airline can fly to in 2 1/4 hrs.

I bought myself a 32" OLED monitor for xmas which just arrived. It's beautiful, but:

Going on a kid free trip to Brisbane in a month to see SOFI TUKKER peform and will have a Friday and Saturday free and have no idea what to do. I'm not sure I'll have recovered on Friday from the concert but anyway.

Townsville CBD McDonalds at 10pm is a vibe.

IMO baked ham is a waste of time. I've never had one more moist than before it was cooked for a second time. Pork leg/shoulder with crispy crackling or bust.

FML

Sick

Seeing SOFI TUKKER perform in Brisbane in Feb - my wife's favourite musical duo. Now I need to sort out a sexy outfit for the gig #throwsomeass

I haven't gone to the barbers in like 6 years and what the fuck is the go with having to book an appointment now.

Woolworth's Christmas Hams are up 8% this year on year.

Time to resurect the white shoe brigade! Dodgy (corrupt) LNP cunts.

Since being medicated for ADHD this year I have felt a lot more "autistic" and inept at conversation. Apparently it can unmask a lot of neurodivergent traits. I did a screener tonight and scored 46 model trains out 50.

I have a 3.5m inflatable santa out the front of my house. Next year's Santa I want to dwarf my house.

It's taken my kid turning 4 to be allowed to put him to bed 🙄

These @techconnectify.bsky.social x The Simpsons crossover memes are *chefs kiss*

2000-01 was the worse couple of years for Australian music www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWX-...

My kid's school emailed all parents at 8pm Sunday night to let us know that they've quarantined the recalled "coloured sand" that potentially contains trace amounts of tremolite asbestos and the adjacent areas.

I feel bad that Americans have to put up with 110V grid power instead of the much superior 230V and then I remember they don't have universal health care.

TIL that the band Milky Chance were actually German and not Australian with a weird accent as I thought.