You know it’s bad when even Taco Bell is like “this diarrhea is getting out of hand” dallasexpress.com/business-mar...

A severe storm? In Norman, Oklahoma?

“Welcome to fatherhood, Tim”

NRA: Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Dogs:

If you like reckless driving and annoying commentary from teenagers with broccoli haircuts, In the Eye of the Storm: Chasers is for you. If you like cool tornado footage, find it online literally anywhere else and save your face from your palm.

“Green Bay sucks” chant breaks out at Cubs-White Sox

It’s quite rude that the rest of the NL Central decided to play good baseball the first year the #Pirates have a shot at the playoffs.

Sun to the horizon: ope just gonna sneak right past ya

Star Wars Fans: May the 4th be with you. Me, after growing up going to church on Sundays: And also with you.

Got a pretty neat shot of Point State Park and downtown #Pittsburgh last night.

Wothout a doubt youtu.be/uwJQQux0TF0?...

The real reason we’re not ending a civilization tonight is because Trump thought Iran was hiding WMDs on the dark side of the moon, and after having NASA send astronauts to “check it out” it turns out they are not.

NASA: Today, we’re returning to the moon. Everyone else: With THESE gas prices???

20 years in the making. Let’s gooooooooo! #Illini

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The Browns have chosen a new starting quarterback.

Me: Looking forward to a relatively easy shift following my weekend. Meteor entering the chat:

Doing some refresher training modules this morning and….. 🤔

Not sure I’ve ever seen anyone sadder/angrier while receiving a silver medal in the Olympics.

This band of snow is a mile wide and stretches from Lake Huron to the Maryland panhandle. It’s been going for an hour now, just like this. Absolutely wild.

Wonder how the Carolinas are doi- oh. Oh my.

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I'm sorry but 7 tiers of probability overlaid by 3 tiers of hatching is a recipe for a clusterf*** of a map. There's gotta be a better way. I don't know what that is, but there just has to be. www.spc.noaa.gov/exper/condit...

10.5” so far, still snowing. Will be making a push for an even foot when the bands in OH right now come through later. Snow piles on the side of our driveway are near 6 feet high… tallest from a single day’s snow that I’ve seen since I was a kid in Chicago (1999 maybe?). #Pittsburgh #snow

Fantastic news for Big Ten teams not named Ohio State!

I see the Steelers are still stuck in the 2000’s while the rest of the NFL enters the second half of the 2020’s

BREAKING: local Wisconsin man humblebrags about being filthy rich

Still relevant I see

Arthur Smith has two seasons as OC/HC in which his team ranked top 10 in pts/gm: 2019 and 2020 when Derrick Henry alone rushed for a combined 3500 yards and 33 TDs. Without generational talent at RB, his teams have averaged ~20th in the league. WTF did the Steelers expect when hiring him???

We could get blown out in the divisional round and I don't even care. Going to be riding this high for a while. To eliminate the Packers is practically a Super Bowl in itself for fans that have been waiting for a playoff win since the Packers beat us in the conf championship in 2010.

DA BEARS

*sigh*

The Bears are not a "deep playoff run" team, but they sure feel close. I hope this year is a sign of good ones to come. That said, I wish we were seeded against literally any other team. Win or lose I'd feel better. Broncos, Seahawks, Rams, 49ers, Eagles, I don't care. Just not the Packers, man.

Rooting for Miami to win it all only because I want a 30 for 30 The U: Part 3

Wow we’re really all blowing this “beautified image” thing out of proportion aren’t we? Yet another example of how flashy content gets more clicks than accurate content.

I think it’s about time another country returns the favor and invades the United States to “establish a democracy”

#HailToTheOrange #Illini

The Lions having possession of the football for less than a minute the entire 3rd quarter is a wild stat. Live look at the Steelers offensive strategy this game:

Yesterday was an exciting day for the Cermak family. @kelcerms.bsky.social and I are thrilled to welcome a baby boy in June 2026! #BabyCermak #ItsABoy

Sure I can still derive the Navier-Stokes equation from memory. Here, see for yourself.

Not on my bingo card today was Santa in the back of a pickup driving through a snowstorm to wish the whole neighborhood a Merry Christmas two weeks early over a loudspeaker. No other cars. Not a parade. Just one pickup and a presumably very intoxicated Santa.

BREAKING: Terrible news for Big Stagnant Air

All it took to win the Big 12 was for Oklahoma and Texas to leave! #RaiderPower

The bathroom situation here is equal parts fascinating and bewildering. A room with just a toilet? Sure. A room with just three sinks? Why not. A room with two bathtubs and two sinks? Let’s go.

midnight shift: issues areawide winter weather advisory day shift (me currently):