TAKE THAT BITCH

Maliketh can reduce your max HP

FINALLY today is the final day of my IVF ass injections after 10+ weeks. My butt cheeks are so sore and tired I cannot wait to be able to sit down in peace again

I was so incensed that I came so close and died that I absolutely annihilated him the next round. I finished phase 2 with 10 charges in my flask.

I DIED?! BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL

The Fire Giant is the hardest thing I've faced so far. The one shot kill in the second phase caught me off guard. Also that cut scene transitioning from phase 1 to 2 was so performative and over the top. What a diva

My daughter got her report card. Straight As and advanced benchmarks across the board in math yet again.

We are playing some more Trails goodness!!! m.twitch.tv/adarkknightt

Made it to the Mountaintops of the Giants by blindly running around with no guide. Not bad I say

Classic Souls experience is stumbling on some random enemy that has an ungodly amount of HP, using most of your healing items just to wear them down a quarter of the way then asking yourself "why am I doing this?" And walking away from the fight

AYO MY MANS WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?! What part of the game is this??? Why is he on his knees like that?! What in the Diddy????

I didn't count on the thing truly making this game difficult: @rahbie.bsky.social insisting on doing exaggerated soccer style commentary on everything I do and making me laugh. I need this man's lunch break to be over

Wait WHAT?! ALREADY?! Nooooo my baby come back noooooo

Adding the mimic tear to Elden Ring was a mistake. There's TWO of me now?! This game is going to get so fucking easy

Spent most of my time the last two days getting OP AS FUCK in Elden Ring so I can tear through as much as possible. Let's see what we can get into tonight

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Look at the fucking language here. These people are absolutely repulsive. They're taking pleasure in a weird "I told you so" moment about people being massacred in Gaza because the lives of Palestinians are nothing more than tools to use as political bargaining chips to liberals. There is no I told

I won 2 achievements in Minecraft for 20 points on ##TrueAchievements

These Stellar Blade mods got my nose bleeding

I've accepted that I might not finish Elden Ring by Thursday. It's ok if I don't, I'll get back to it after Requiem if I need to

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

Don't get distracted by the visual diarrhea. Focus on the task at hand and stay on her!

These assholes thought they could just stand by the door and not let me out? THINK AGAIN

Turtle pope? What the hell? What part of the game is this?

Steelers interviewing Mike McCarthy....kill me why don't you

....the Bills fired their coach but promoted the GM? What am I missing here? When was the last time the Bills drafted someone and they panned out? This is insane

"alright Caleb, we're almost in field goal range. Don't do anything crazy" Caleb Williams:

Come on fellas you need to do better than that if you wanna stop me

If I was a finger maiden...imagine what would happen bro. I would have more tarnished than anybody out here. You would not pull more tarnished than me. Imagine me bro, imagine me being a finger maiden. Imagine how many tarnished I would have versus how many tarnished you would have. I'd have more

Hehehehehe fuck the Bears

Wow what a touchdown drive. It's almost as if when the opponent doesn't know if you're running or passing because you're not calling the same thing every play it makes it harder to defend and you can move the ball effectively or something

Rams run the ball twice and pick up a first down after a hundred consecutive 3 and outs

The Rams are allergic to running the ball

@tncarly.bsky.social bought me Stellar Blade on Steam for my bday. Thank you for letting me reach unprecedented levels of goonery

Yes please go hawks! Keep her jumping and shaking that thing in my face all night 😍🥵

You shouldn't feel pressured into finishing a game if you aren't enjoying it! Go at your own pace, if it isn't for you then maybe take a break from it and return when you feel up to it. 💜🎮

Do you guys think I can finish Elden Ring before Thursday? Peak DLC is dropping and there's no way in hell I'm going to not play Dynasty Warriors for Elden Ring.

Thank you @resilover.bsky.social for gifting me the Dynasty Warriors Origins DLC! What a sweetheart! More highly questionable Chinese warrior dialogue incoming soon!

Shamelessly plugging that tomorrow is my birthday and that if anyone felt compelled to buy me a gift the Dynasty Warriors Origins dlc would be a pretty good one

Whaaaaaaat? A delicate flower like myself a barbarian? Why I never

Godrick and his fancy little light show were interesting to look at but it was late and I was ready to go to bed. Didn't have any time to fuck around with him. The samurai suits me much better than the first one I tried.

It's been 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 on 1 against me all game. Now it's my turn. Not so fun is it?

No close call this time. No last second victory. Just straight warming him

Drama that doesn't concern me is like my favorite thing on Earth. GET HIS ASS! GET HIM!!!

Now this is a mighty fine predicament I'm in! I've barely been out the gate half an hour and look where the hell I end up!

The spear and my raggedy swag weren't working out too good. Me and my fuckass sword against the world.

Quickly confirmed this is not where I was supposed to be. Also was totally not the vibe so I made like a Republican finding out his date was over 14 and got the fuck out of there

I feel like this is not where I'm supposed to be but fuck it. We ball

I see everyone hedging their bets saying "the new Silent Hill movie is probably going to be awful but..." Or "I'll watch it because it'll be so bad it's good" but I'm not hedging anything. 10 toes down. I'm excited to watch it. End of sentence.

I'm still in the mood for high octane Dynasty Warriors action so I put on Fire Emblem: Three Hopes and it's so incredible I still can't believe it's real. Two of my favorite things combined