We warned you We fucking told you so And blaming us for it is some MAGA-level stupidity like blaming the scientists that warned about pandemics for covid.

You had me at State-Sanctioned Sideshows & Extending the BART system across the country

He thinks ICE performs a necessary function & should not be abolished Says CA I.D./anti-masking law is proof ICE can be reformed Pics of these maskless, ID'd ICE agents or THAT DID NOT FUCKING HAPPEN Dem-Trump like: "We unmasked ICE! No more masks. They were wearing masks but theyre not anymore!"

Someone demanding you agree to vote for Newsom is demanding absolution, they feel a building shame and guilt for their complicity in this system but rather than self-reflect or reconsider, they demand the more victimized absolve them by agreeing that there is no alternative to that complicity

DNC Dem: You would vote for a hebephile over a pedophile right? Leftist: Oh my god! Why are those the options!? Are there no other potential candidates? DNC Dem: No there are but... You WOULD, right? Leftist: Ew get away from me DNC Dem: Well it'll be your fault when theres a pedophile president

I'm absolutely shocked that the Bush-style republicans who have managed to take over the democratic party were trying to get more pedo-pimps at their events.

This man is so fucking stupid

And the other, just a truism that resonates with the first point, “The meanest thing you can do to a liberal is to remember things that happened more than a month ago.”

The scene where the person is just filming & shouting at them to get out of his country is heart-warming.

Younger folks don't have to understand, but they have to accept: Anyone over 35 can have *a little* 9/11-trutherism, as a treat. The Bush years were wild and we are not ok. (Emphasis on *a little* tho folks)

If these fucking morons get their way, you're going to have 4 years of Newsom/Harris making excuses why they can't do a goddamn thing, followed by a swing back to like, society-ending-level fascism.

You're about to get everything (correct or incorrect) that they've told you about China, with none of the high-speed rail, bountiful housing, or medical miracles at working class prices.

Sir, a 2nd Super Buk-ii's has hit the Copyright Office

Chuck Schumer and the other Israel First monsters never forgave him for this.

I have a whole bwock-wist fo peopoo who won't pwomise to vote fo Mista Newsom wight-now!

Current status

I fucking told everybody. The "SAY YOU WOULD VOTE FOR NEWSOM! SAY IT NOW!" badgering is not hypothetical. The people screaming at you want to ignore a bunch of fantastic populist potentials & run another slimey center-right neoliberal just like the ones that lost 2 out of the last 3 elections.

Just so we're all clear on where this is heading: Other candidates in the primaries, who criticize Newsom in any way, will be accused of hurting his chances in the general election, and vilified by the DNC.

There are 2 types of people who are screaming for you to say you'll vote for Gavin Newsom: 1. People who want to run Gavin Newsom. 2. People who are getting played by people who want to run Gavin Newsom.

DNC democrats are political perverts with a sexual fetish for hearing you say out loud that you would vote for terrible people, even when those people are not candidates because there's no election happening. They just wanna hear you say it

2 years out and Democrats are already trying to figure out the absolute worst person you'd be willing to vote for

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*In hospice* Nurse: "Mr. Parenti, the news has confirmed, Chomsky is all over the Epstein files" Parenti: "Thank you nurse, I can finally rest." *Dies*

What a great kid. He got a go fund me yet?

When *Woke 2* comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Yas queen slay get it girlboss

New York: "Make buses fast and free!" Sao Paolo: "Fare Free Public Transport!" Santiago: "No Fare Hike! Evade! San Francisco: "Our new anti dodging gates have a hilarious promotional campaign 🤣 🤣🤣"

Hook it to my veins

I'm surprised they're not blaming him for weather in Israel yet www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Lol fighting the good fight to get @drharmony.net to stop snitching

Ok here it is, I switched it up this year by doing themed rows.

So... L.A. "Took the bait". Can anybody say that they are currently in a worse position than Minneapolis?

But-but-but the American media told me that... www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

youtube.com/shorts/uGGYu... The Red Scare AI slop cannon

2001 Space Odessy but the role of Hal, played by Grok "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that, Mecha-Hitler go brrrrrr"

Oh thank god we're finally past the "if you're not ashamed of what you're doing, stop hiding your face" phase of the struggle. I've been waiting 25 years.

Stacy goes hard as fuck

youtu.be/rnfTmSAnS3c?... Yes please and thank you

The B-RAZ Bank-Rolled Autonomous Zone

Sorry, the Greenland debacle is the best thing to happen to global relations discourse in my lifetime. Any country that watched Gaza silently or cheered on the kidnapping from Venezuela, deserves to be running for the hills right now.

Me, whenever Denmark complains

Ok I'm taking the Venezuela coup and Denmark Sanctions even though they happened slightly after the buzzer