Having a bad day sooo I got a buffalo chicken wrap, barbecue chips, and a Diet Coke to cure me.

People who waste an exorbitant amount of time on machines at the gym: go home.

I really love going to movie theaters, but I really don’t like the people in them 🥲

Run: ran Shower: squeaky clean Buttload of sushi: ordered Swamp martini: poured Video games: on Three day weekend: STAAARTEDDD

The Traitors S4 sponsored by… smoked salmon.

My commitment to my gym routine right now is: I forgot to pack workout clothes today so I went to Marshalls to buy some.

I hate when people ask “when are you usually free?” I have no rhyme or reason to my weeks I have no clue when I’m usually free.

Feel like crying a little today, not fully sure why 😔

Snuck in two more (beautiful) movies — Arco and Hamnet — before the Golden Globes tonight 🤩🤩 more to see before the Oscars!!

Crowded Saturday at the gym, but I was able to workout exactly how and when I wanted to 😭 do I need to play the lotto today?!

My tits are feeling more solid and for that I’m thankful.

The poke bowl I just made… chef’s kiss… kiss this chef.

Need a sugar daddy for the expensive flight I just booked but yaaay going to Mexico in three weeks!

One day I will resist drunk Taco Bell, but last night was not that day.

When you’re going to the movies right after the gym.

My Christmas tree might be gone, but my cedar balsam candle is keeping the spirit alive 👃🏻 🥰

I was starting to feel a little cranky, but I’m happy to report that a few sips of Chianti and a few bites of chicken parm healed me.

Mood set for the Stranger Things finale

Wow I can’t believe how hot I’m gonna be in 2026.

I love a list.

We’re so blessed to have “Candy” by Mandy Moore.

One of my favorite things to do on NYE is go for a run and reflect on the past year. While I do that, you can reflect on how my butt looks in these pants.

Share your holy trinity of cast albums

Freshly showered men in the locker room changing into white briefs >>>>>>>>>

You know it’s a good push day when you’re in the shower afterward and you can barely lift your arms (in a good way) to wash your hair 💪🏻

I wanna get married just so I can dance to “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany with my husband at our wedding.

On Cloud debut (gonna cry the second I get these the tiniest bit dirty).

Last week was unlimited sweet treats, but this week is limited sweet treats 🥲

To the handsome, hairy twunk with a cute little bubble butt at the Rockefeller Center Equinox

Spent a good 4-5 days worrying about something I… didn’t need to worry about. Let’s do less of that in 2026.

In my em dash era.

Leaving my parents after visiting them is getting harder and harder. 😭

My mom’s making chicken cacciatore for dinner so Merry Christmas to me!

Today’s scattered running route feels like the inside of my brain right now (please ignore my slow pace).

Sorry my patience has run out for 2025. Proceed with caution for the rest of the year.

I feel like I’m mentally exhausted for the majority of my days and I’d reeeaaally like to change that for 2026.

Does anyone have a gay eye doctor they like in NYC? I like all my doctors to be gay when possible 👁️ 🏳️‍🌈 👁️

Hello to my new gym crush 😍

Actually weeping at the end of today’s Heated Rivalry episode. 😭

When you pick up your can of Diet Coke that you’ve been drinking and it’s fuller than you thought >>>>>>>

Beefin’

I can’t wait to suck… down a Diet Coke when I get home.

I’ve tried like four different hairstyles in the past week that all probably look the same to other people but I’m like whoa so drastic so yeah you can say I’m having a little crisis.

Hair is sitting nicely today.

So excited to finally see this!

Whoops I ordered pizza.

Hoping my gym crush is at the gym the same as me so I can say hi this time.

Just told someone I couldn’t hang out because I have plans* *watching RHOSLC alone on my couch

Just thinking about (one of my) gym crush(es) and how we kept making eye contact earlier but by the time I mustered up the courage to talk to him he disappeared 😔

Just a boy and his (limited edition lime) Diet Coke.