There are two types of people in this world: people who appreciate the beauty of a Shamrock Shake and people who don’t.

Have to speak up for myself today and it’s gonna be hard, but I’m gonna do it.

Oh I like this fortune

Watching Bridgerton S4 for the plot

Chicken parm is healing.

My parents live in Delaware, but my mom is unexpectedly in New York this weekend and I get to see her tomorrow I cannot even tell you how happy this is making me 🥺🥰

Stress sweating before 10am on a Friday. Weekend, please hurry.

One of my 2026 goals was to not react so quickly, but I changed my mind… I wanna react quicker.

I think the only thing that would make me feel better at this point is finally buying a Switch 2 and playing Pokopia until my eyes bleed.

I really wish I wasn’t the type of person to wait until I’m completely miserable with something before making a change.

I may or may not be eating French onion soup for the third day in a row 🤭

My Sunday Scaries are sooo bad today 😔

I really hate these little shits in Metroid Dread

Ah yes another crush on a guy who doesn’t live in my city 🙃

I eat pizza even when I’m not hungry because I’m Italianx I can’t help it.

Ok fine I’ll watch Survivor 50 even tho I haven’t watched Survivor in 20+ years.

Today sucked, but I just ordered a bunch of Caribbean food for dinner made brunch plans for tomorrow so things are looking up! Food cures all.

Finally seeing The Outsiders on Broadway tonight and I’m sooo excited!!

Longtime crush came out of the woodwork and started flirting with me?? I’ll take it.

I feel like Metroid Prime is always just a bunch of running around in circles, occasionally shooting alien/robot things, and hoping you eventually get to where you need to be by some chance.

I love when people think they’re entitled to use two machines at the same time at the gym.

I miss the days of enjoying snow days 😔

I like the idea of a blizzard but without the snow.

The way this packaging from an Italian bakery brings me right back to childhood and how we would play with the string 🤌🏼

Did I go see this mainly because I have a crush on Brandon Flynn? Maybe.

The West Village is oVeRsTiMuLaTiNg tonight — opting for dinner at a cozy diner because I do nottt have the patience for a crowded restaurant.

Listen I like Dubai chocolate but we need to stop.

I wanna look at someone like I look at gym equipment that frees up after being used for a long time.

Whenever someone tells me I’m their “type” I’m like ok I get it you like guys with some meat on their bones.

Tried a little too hard to cleanse my apartment/life with sage and set off the fire alarm 😬

I always feel like the world is ending, but like… it really kinda feels like it’s actually ending today.

Growing up, my sister had this pullout bed under her bed and whenever I wanted to have a sleepover I would ask my parents if I could sleep below-the-bed — I wish I could have a below-the-bed sleepover with my sister tonight 🥺

Leave me alone while I wrap up my workweek and listen to Blue Neighbourhood by Troye Sivan.

Found 70 cents in the dryer this morning and got real excited.

Kitty got fangs and kitty got claws

Lolll not both of my parents responding to my Instagram story about “yes baby” by Madison Beer. I think they just got back from dinner and had a few drinks.

Being stalled on the subway — even for a minute — after you’ve had a long, not-so-great day can feel like the world is ending.

Ah yes people are wearing ashy crosses on their foreheads which is my reminder to buy Easter candy.

Sushi for *lunch* hits different (in a good way).

In other news, I got a 162 at gay bowling tonight which is a new high score for me ✨

Fully annoyed at society on every single level today.

I’ve been insanely stressed about saving for retirement and I just want someone to tell me what to do but I don’t want to pay someone for that 😭

I hate when someone says “thank you for your patience” in a really frustrating scenario — do not thank me for something I don’t have (patience). Just say sorry for your eff up.

Thinking back to my first gay Valentine in college — I was studying abroad and he was in the U.S. I remember crying so hard because my internet wasn’t working and I couldn’t talk to him (lol this was 2009). Wow to have that type of yearning again…

Wearing my light jacket instead of my heavy jacket

Bought breakfast for me and my Valentine* 🥰 I got the breakfast tacos and he** got the breakfast burrito (*me **also me)

My dessert was a second mezcal Negroni 🤭

Mezcal Negroni: sipping Burger: on the way Movie ticket: bought (for Sentimental Value at an independent theater)

The best thing about Valentine’s Day coming up is the raspberry mocha flavored things 🤤

Going out to dinner but still getting home early enough to watch prime time Olympics >>>>>>>>