Me: hi, can I try these sneakers in a 9? Employee: we don’t have them Me: ok… Employee: would you like me to see if another store has them? Me: sure Employee: no other store has them Me: … WHY ARE YOU DISPLAYING THEM?

Eating dinner at the bar and this bartender is staring into my soul 🥵 I think I ordered a burrita instead of a burrito because I was so flustered.

I’m a millionaire (in Dreamlight Valley)

Visited the Hamilton Grange today and it blows my mind that Harlem — where The Grange is located and also where I live — was once considered the county/upstate. 🤯

Locked in for It Was Just an Accident aaand first time at Film at Lincoln Center!

My name’s Eric, but you can call me tonight.

Listening to No One Mourns the Wicked and weeping as I walk home 😭 it just hits different after watching part 2.

Just saw Wicked and No Good Deed wrecked me 😭

In a noticeably good mood today and it’s only because I’m seeing Wicked tonight. 🩷 💚

I’ve become a movie theater rat and I want a movie theater rat boyfriend so we can just watch a million movies together.

I love when you walk into a restaurant and you just know right away it’s gonna be amozzing.

I could watch this full-time, friend, or forget Housewives game at BravoCon for hours 😂

I was in back to back calls all day, but the one I didn’t mind? Calling my grandma for our weekly chat. 🥰

Can’t stop listening to Blue Monday and Black Velvet since watching Boots.

Hot shower after running outside in the cold >>>>>>>

Bringing out the turkey trot shirt for November runs.

While Tim Tams aren’t new to me, the Tim Tam Slam is and wow life changing 🤤 iykyk

We love a little matinee moment.

Got up and out to enjoy life this morning featuring haircut with bed head.

Ready to drop some dollars at the farmers market this lovely morning.

My PrEP and new singlet arrived today. Gay rights!

🎶 I just want your lip service 🎶

‘Tis the season for tourists to be in your way no matter how hard you try to avoid them in NYC 🙃

I was really looking forward to the contents of a package that was delivered today while I was at work, but the package is nowhere to be found because some stupid idiot probably stole it 😡 I hate people sooo much!

This lunch is going to heal me (if you’ve never had the turkey gobbler wrap from Trader Joe’s, you’re only getting half the story).

Having a menty b so I went for a run in the rain (would recommend) ((also I really need to shave)).

2025 is the year of baklava. It just is.

Missing a subway by one second has to be one of the most infuriating things.

Love when a couple hogs two machines at the same time at the gym and also spends lots of time talking in between sets 🙃

Think I might be entering my longer hair era.

Is breakfast gnocchi a thing? If not, I invented it this morning.

Seeing tourists in NYC makes me wanna be a tourist somewhere else 🥺 I need to plan a trip so bad!!

This f-word is walking so fast carrying a Chanel bag and talking to someone on the phone saying “ok I’m walking right now” probably late because he was shopping god I love my community.

In the neighborhood of an old job *and* ex-boyfriend… I am TRIGGERED.

Cheated on my favorite bagel place this morning to try a new place in my neighborhood and I’m filled with regret. Cheating is bad!!

I had to.

Mood.

Eating Ellio’s while watching Elio because I love a theme. 🍕 👽

Had pizza for lunch and also having pizza for dinner because it’s just one of those weeks. 😵‍💫

One of my resolutions for 2026 is to wear more thongs.

Trying to adopt this mentality of “what’s the worst that can happen?” and when you really think about it… the worst is usually not that bad so brb gonna live my life more fully.

Cuomo volunteer asked me if I voted and I said “yeah not for Cuomo!”

No shave November, but it’s with your bushes.

Went to a bar by myself and was in my head that I didn’t put myself out there enough but I talked to three strangers!! That’s pretty good for someone who hates people.

Putting your wet umbrella on a subway seat is diabolical. Like cool I’m sure someone’s gonna really enjoy a wet butt or not sitting.

A candle that smells like a candle being blown out but you don’t have to blow it out to get the smell.

Trying this new thing where I place my shoes on the shoe rack in my closet instead of just throwing them on the floor in my closet.

Listening to a podcast with **** ***** as the guest because I think he’s hot but let’s just say I don’t think he’s hot anymore because pure garbage is spewing out of his mouth.

I think the Halloween meal from Burger King would cure me.

In a foul mood today cheer me up.