It seems like every day a Deform candidate is called out for saying something racist, misogynistic or just plain stupid. And these are just the ones who made it past 'vetting'.

At this point, it would be easier to create a post template that just said "look at me, I'm important".

Why isn't every country boycotting the World Cup? FIFA are crooked AF, the whole "peace price" debacle an embarrassing shitshow and let's not forget president Paedo and his 'war' of convenience.

A lollipop that tastes like "an unwashed human penis after a day's work". I guess at this point we can all be glad they went with 'human'.

An absolute disgrace.

It's TACO Friday again.

Yep.

Nothing to add.

Yep, that's us.

French 101.

La France. M6N. Fucking hell.

+1 pour "Bardelladolf".

La France!

Look at this. Can't even bring himself to remove the merch in a half-hearted 'salute' to soldiers he had killed to prove what a big fucking man he is. Deplorable.

Spain in with a good shout here. Who's next? Agent Orange can't drop trade with Spain without engaging the whole of the EU. No a la guerra.

If only. Racist, grifting scum.

This aged well.

Nobel Peace Prize anyone? Won't somebody unseat this absolute maniac?

Preemptive? To what? I love the smell of oil and corruption in the morning.

Well done, Hannah. Labour: this is what you get for trying to be Reform Lite. Wake up.

Don't be a mug like me and sleep on this. Every episode brims with detail, wit and joy.

Anyone else hope that Andy Saxe-Coburg Goethe has grassed and there will be a lot of people getting what's coming to them?

C'est vrai, ça.

Must be horrible to feel scared, confused and powerless like that.

America take note. This is how it's done.

"Thank you sir, may I have another?" Mind-bending fucking stupidity.

Outside Old Trafford a couple of days ago. A response to the grasping tax-dodger Ratcliffe.

If you vote for Reform, you're a racist. Simple.

Sadly accurate.

This from the same guy who doesn't understand why the men from war-torn countries don't just stay and fight against their oppressors. Useless, low life grifting coward.

Gaudi's vision has been transmuted into a massive white elephant. The admission costs are eye watering and the whole thing stinks of money. No more.

In related news, KISS were and are MOR and dull as shit. Innovation > stagnation.

Probably the least shitty/stupid thing he's said in a long while. It's time to wave goodbye to this bunch of scrounging thieves and liars.

Pensée du jour.

Not mine, all credit to the artist.

Instead of "smash the 'like' if you want to end poverty" or somesuch, how about "tap 'like' to help my follower count grow"? Stop being such a needy arse.

Never forget, Reform are the party of everyday hard working folk.

As a business (which Reform apparently is) they have obligations under GDPR. If they are this slack with data requests, how good would they be running a country, a council or even a bath?

Some of these people are as thick as a submarine door.

Imagine being held responsible for signally failing to do anything about child pornography. And when you do get round to it, you make it 'subscriber only'. And then the French have the nerve to question you about it. It's only political if you're in politics. And Elmo isn't. Allegedly.

If you look up "cognitive dissonance" in the dictionary, there is this picture. Yes, I know he's pro-EU but the rest of the shit doesn't balace that out. He's still a cock.

The only way to get a bigger audience for the Melania movie is to reduce the ticket price by 900, 1200 or even 1500 percent.

Answer my survey, or I'll set the dogs on you. Unreal. *Fact-checked by Snopes, and is indeed real.

Powerful Front Page from #CharlieHebdo

"Soft" is how I feel when I think about her too.

No ide who Bad Bunny is, but I'm going to watch the shit out of the halftime show.

Watching Psycho Pearce on Celebrity Mastermind and realizing he's amazingly articulate and intelligent for a guy who's been repeatedly whacked in the head with a football.

One hundred per cent this. Ignore the imperative at your peril.

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