Well, time to cancel my Disney+ subscription, I guess.

Might be controversial, but I feel like it's reply guys that are doing communication correctly. Someone says something, and you respond, like in a conversation. Standing in public, loudly proclaiming something, and then waiting to see how many people agree with you, well, that's weird behaviour.

People always said Melania Trump was originally in America on an Einstein visa, but I think that was just a spelling mistake. #Epstein

This just in: Andrew Cuomo has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.

The conclave: I know, let's elect an American! That country has been doing really well, lately.

How long do you think it will be before Trump changes the name of the English language to "American"?

You know America, even if you do come to your senses and get rid of this current monstrosity, the world is never going to trust you again. When someone has a psychotic episode, loses their shit and screws you over, all the shared history in the world won't make you do deals with them again.

So the Tesla Cybertruck is so difficult to open that people have burned to death because they were trapped inside, but also so flimsy that you can literally pull one apart with your bare hands. It feels like this episode of the simulation was written by a committee.

I see Mike Godwin (of Godwin's Law fame) sitting alone on a park bench, a thousand-yard stare on his ashen face. He weeps uncontrollably.

Beware the Ides of March!

So, is the gold still in Fort Knox, or isn't it?

When you, the American people, finally get pissed off enough to rise up and cut off Donald Trump's head, you're going to need to re-write the Constitution. Can I suggest that maybe you don't put in a 2nd amendment this time?

At this point, it's hard to deny that Donald Trump was a Manchurian candidate.

It's the most wonderful time of the year

We all been guilty with this one at some point. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I don't care what they say. My brother is innocent...

Are NYPD all insured through UnitedHealthcare, because it sure seems like it.

For anyone concerned enough to comment about a health insurance CEO being shot, consider that there has been at least one shooting of elementary school kids since then, and no one seems to give a shit about that.

The left builds its house out of glass, hoping for transparency, while the right collects stones.

“Don’t feed the trolls” also extends to bad opinion pieces in papers of record. They run them bc people react to them the most. If we stop linking to bad columns and instead post thinkers we find valuable (& generate convo around it), incentives change. It’s not easy and takes constant practice!

If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe. A brief thread...

I'm sure there's a reason population decline has been on Elon's mind recently... fortune.com/2024/11/14/x...

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