Gosh, the UK is preparing for its 7th PM since Brexit. It's almost like leaving the EU to "forge our own path" was a really stupid idea.

There's a possibility, albeit a small one, that Iran could end up playing the US in the Round of 16. Iran has to finish top of their group and defeat their opponent in the Round of 32. To paraphrase Kevin Keegan, "I will love it if Iran win".

Quick programming note - Thomas Massie is not, in fact, going to bring down Spray Tan Caligula. Even if he does actually read out the names of everyone in the Epstein Files (which I'll believe happens if it happens) that's not going to open the floodgates for the Trumplicans to jump ship.

I really want Spurs to get relegated. The shenanigans at the end of halftime today alone cemented it for me. Wait until the West Ham match restarts then have a 5 minute "technical delay". Just fuck off with that shit.

Well, well, well, I've hit the giddy heights of 606 followers. Just sixty more and I can cement my reputation amongst all the MAGA slobbering imbeciles I unfortunately known as Satan Incarnate. Thank you all who think this crabby old broad is worth a moment of your time.

So, the Republican Party is pouring millions into Republican primaries. They're spending millions to "save" safe red seats. Okey-dokey.

I've been to Budapest a few times and love the city. The Hungarian people I met were amongst the nicest in Europe. I could not be happier for them all!

If you have not yet made the acquaintance of Jonathan Pie, I suggest you do so at once. youtu.be/yiOvAgw4hwE?...

Thank you #NUFC

What if the 2A gun nuts want lots of guns NOT because they're afraid they'll lose their freedom BUT because they're angry they'll lose their chance to join the slaughter?

Am I the only one who thinks Amanda is #thesecrettraitor?? #thetraitors

Can I just say to all of you who are doing the annual "here's the books I read this year" post, please stop with the second part of your post that includes the whining about how you didn't read nearly as many books as you planned or worse, the humble bragging about how you "crushed" it this year?

Currently watching "40 Hits From 1985 on the BBC" on BBC Four. Not a rum one in the bunch so far.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!! Stefanik suspends her gubernatorial campaign, won’t run for Congress www.timesunion.com/churchill/ar...

I have reached the heady heights of 500 followers! It has taken a bit more than a year, so those of you with thousands of followers, just you wait, I'll catch up by the middle of the century at the ripe old age of 87!!

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Blakeman won last month with 170,000+ votes in a purple county. Elise averages ~160,000 votes in a blood red district. Her math just ain't mathing. Blakeman announces run for governor, setting up primary against Stefanik www.timesunion.com/state/articl...

Just caught up with this week's Graham Norton. Who knew Jacinda Ardern, Seth Meyers, and Alan Carr was the combination I never knew I needed!

To all 486 of you who follow me (for reasons I cannot fathom), this is for you:

No clue who Stefanie is, but good news!!!👇

I believe this wins social media.

Also loving what this means for Head Cheerleader Elise Stefanik. Either she sticks with Xerxes & loses her "I support women, children, families, & government transparency" stance OR She breaks with him & he destroys her on social media. 😁🍿

I am loving the Orange Xerxes - Madge Three Names breakup. Trumplican women are beginning to realize the monster they created has turned on them!😁

I'll take "What Never Happened" for $400, Alex. Schenectady legislator says woman threatened to shoot him after he voiced support for Trump www.timesunion.com/news/article...

Just some random person in Saratoga Springs NY yesterday. Check out the God Ain't Petty, But I Am website for much merch like this! flic.kr/p/2rA3Cim

Something to give you hope HS Forensics class last week, 3 boys (white, low income, not college bound) talking. Boy 1 "he definitely didn't get shot" Boy 2 "it was definitely staged" Boy 3 "it didn't even smear his orange makeup" Spray Tan Caligula is hemorrhaging support with young white men🤞

You Reap What You Sow

So, it appears even suggesting the older members of Congress may have actually accomplished things, while agreeing that it's time for them to go, is a bridge too far for some.

Kept wondering why Elise Stefanik is waiting until after the November elections. No federal or state-wide elections, then it hit me. She's waiting to see if Andy wins in NYC. If he does, she runs knowing big business will back her with $$$$. If he doesn't, she'll find some excuse to back out.

Today's question: Why isn't Ivanka out there defending her dad against all these allegations? She was glued to his side during his first reign of terror. Where is Ivanka??

This is how to fight back.

Not to make everyone feel old or anything, but Live-Aid was 40 years ago today.

Just a few quick questions, what exactly does everyone think would happen if the Epstein client list was actually released? Does anyone honestly think MAGA would demand Donny leave office? That raping children is a bridge too far for them? If so, what makes you think that?

Just posting this for no particular reason youtu.be/qFTVh3oyilE?...

I will be referring to the detention center in Florida as "Alligator Auschwitz". Feel free to explain why I'm wrong.

So, Elise Stefanik is back on her "I Love Jews" bandwagon. Let's just remind ourselves of exactly who she really is: www.businessinsider.com/carl-paladin...

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

So, is anyone else wondering if yesterday's showings at rallies in places like Warrensburg, Old Forge, and Indian Lake are make Head Donny Cheerleader Elise Stefanik think twice about running for governor? I mean, to even consider holding a rally in Hamilton County (+36 for Donny) is wild!

To understand how big the protests are, this place voted overwhelmingly for Donny in all 3 elections. 'No Kings' protest held at Shaker Pointe www.timesunion.com/news/article...

61-year old breast cancer survivor here. Was just outside (19°F) clearing driveway of snow (~1 inch). Little Donny can't have the inauguration outside because it's "too cold". Fuck me, he's a whiny little wuss, isn't he?

If you are not following Ms. Dent, you should begin to do so immediately.

I was really hoping all the Canadian and Mexican firefighters would save us from more than just the fires.

Had a student tell me yesterday he really wants Canada to be the 51st state and we should also take Cuba because it's "an island in the Gulf of America". Shut him up damn quick when I said "Excellent! Can't wait until America gets universal healthcare". Do not take prisoners.

My profile: "Please no dm's. Seriously, send me a dm and it's bye-bye from me". So, could someone please explain why a new follower sends me a dm? Which part of NO do they not understand?

I keep seeing posts that start with "Oh my God, can you believe Trump said..........", and all I can think is "Have you been asleep since 2015???" Anybody who's surprised by his Greenland/Panama Canal/Canada comments has seriously not been paying attention.

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

This cut off the first few seconds of the video which gives some context to what they're saying: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWEp...

i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same