Zelda tabletop is surprisingly fun but I worry I'm just a bit too reliant on coming up with things on the fly.

sometimes all you need is a pear-shaped dragon hefting their tummy and saying 'THIS is my hoard.' and then maybe invite you to join. Or just add you forcefully, I'm not judging.

Tomodachi Life is laughing at the silly situations and also screaming at your little blorbos to just fucking KISS ALREADY OH MY GOD

Lugia is typically found in deep-sea trenches, so this overconfident trainer must've been incredibly unlucky to run afoul of it... Unless the trainer's a strange little pervert, in which case maybe she's actually VERY lucky? We'll be sure to ask, as soon as Lugia stops wearing her like an accessory.

Pokopia is great, I just saw Ceruledge ride a minecart down a tunnel. But they're in A-Pose while riding the cart so they just effectively motionless while soaring down the tunnel.

Playing Pokopia and realized. The reason every single pokemon acts like they've known you forever is because you're a Ditto. The pokemon who gets along with anyone in the Daycare. It explains so much why everyone is so chill with you.

''Ermmm it's unprofessional to talk about ''politics'', you'll lose followers!'' Oh shit my bad, here let me say this instead- Fuck ICE Fuck MAGA Free Palestine Trans rights Black lives matter I could give two fucks if people unfollow, i'm not here to surround myself by bigots.

Anything can happen in a dream - including being fed so many thick, fluffy pancakes that you transform into a much bigger, fatter rodent with telekinetic powers (to facilitate eating even more pancakes, of course). It'd be tricky to recreate all of that in real life, but not IMPOSSIBLE, right...?

why tf can I not buy multiple clothing items at the same time in New Horizons who at Nintendo thinks going in and out of the changing room over and over is fun.

Getting put into a plushsuit would fix me, I think.

Redd I stg stop selling me the fake statue of David I'm tired of seeing that fuckin' Book next to his dick

the desire to draw very good valentines art the weird blockage of being unable to start your scribbling journey cause your mind won't focus aaaaa

I wanna do voice acting but literally have no idea where to start.

Mario Kart World winning best Racing game flabbergasted me.

I saw one of those new Furby 'Furblets' thingys in the christmas gift section of a store. And I gotta say the Pepperoni Pizza Furby noodles is weirdly adorable.

raffle is live now! get festive! read the rules! check downstairs

The Brave Little Toaster is just a really crazy Tabletop campaign.

I think I'm happiest when I make silly drawings of this dumb little goober.

I'm in a tabletop campaign and I've been playing an Alcremie lady. Recently, something drove her so crazy that she went and evolved into a new species and just. I really like her new look. 1st picture done by me. (I still hate the legs. :<) 2nd and 3rd pictures done by @thepsychosloth.bsky.social

shoutouts to the fruit gummy pouches for being so easy to open while high

Seeing a new anime and then realizing the interest has peaked, the obsession begins. It's called Legit Trash btw.

Missed oppertunity in the new Digital Circus episode for Jax to become the bone pastor one of the times he gets shot.

With all this chaos and such about it going around, I can't understand why these idiots can't be more like my dad. He doesn't like a lot of the stuff, but as long as you aren't invading his space and shoving things in his face, he will return the favor. Some people just can't mind their own binuss

this is the kinda stuff Muddles would do.

Part of me feels so silly cause I love all the pieces on artfight I've gotten this year. There's just this silly little part of me that's like 'yeah but the characters I wanted stuff of most aren't getting as much.' I feel guilty of being greedy and yet... just wanna see my soft dragon muddles ;u;

Some doodles to satisfy the therian brain!! Conk Creat!

Here have some kind of old art of my sona Loaf as a Treat ✨ Still proud of how I rendered this gorsh🥺 He promises there's room in there~ Why don't you find out?~ #tummy #chubby #impliedvore #puppytummy

tiny bean

Gotcha!~

what is the connection on mario kart world servers omg I timed my shock to the last set of item boxes. Golden mushroomed my way into first plce past everyone who have NO items or ways to stop me. 'You didn't place in the top 4' bitch I was in FIRST are you telling me my connection sucks that much

Either my wifi is shit or Nintendo's servers are but. Bruh. If I am first on my screen in KO Tour, cross the finish line and then see 'didn't qualify for 4th or better!', THEN see I somehow was in 6th???? Yeah no. I'm tired of being cheesed by connection issues.

I need to beat up this roaring idiot so I can experience peak character development again.

oh damn artfight soon, huh.

god there's nothing more disheartening then struggling on a relatively easy part of a game. This shouldn't give me trouble. I know what I'm doing. I'm losing my touch. ; n;

Tummy full of coca~ Recent comm for- @sebanyaaaaaa.bsky.social‬

Deltarune Chapter 3 spoiler warning, I know it's been a bit but still. anyways this fucking Tenna image just kinda. materialized into my head and thus, I needed to make it real. I hate him. I love him. He is a stupid idiot. the best stupid idiot.

Comm for @uhohalcremieo.bsky.social! One good chocolate bunny deserves another! Or, technically, a chocolate mouse? Close enough. It's the thought that counts.

Finishing Deltarune Chapter's 3 and 4 and just. Man. How does that Toby do it. It's all I'm thinking about rn.

Mummy's tummy!

Momtwo's gotta treat herself this Mother's Day!

In lieu to my previous post this was the OC in question I was talking about. I kinda like the name Audrey Creme. (Dumb play on Cadbury Creme Eggs.) Original character I adopted done by @keffotin.girlcock.org. I don't know why but when I saw her I NEEDED her.

Me: Gets a new oc Also me: never ever gets art of them again even tho I love their design.

Happy 420 I mean.. Lords day of blazin' and raisin' Have a very preggo zerblet. >:] •☆~HE IS GLOWING~☆•

Y'know despite my adoration of huge soft squishy things, I also gotta say that like... Slender beings are really, REALLY good. Like we're talking beanpoles here. The kinda folks who need to kneel down to peer at you. Jack Skellington-like framework.