BREAKING NEWS FROM DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD: A TRANSGENDER MAN HAS JUST MURDERED A GOD

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alien: earth watchlist be like: prometheus alien: covenant alien (1979) (this is optional) peter pan and his astonishing friends: the movie (mandatory)

twitter ta pior que ala psiquiatrica do hospital

meu pai n para de me pedir dinheiro veyr

caiu um servidor publico de uns 50 anos no meu grindr. perguntei se ele quer pagar meus cigarros e ele aceitou LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

android girl no dont scroll twitter! andriod girl : *scrolling* t-they hate me... why do they hate me.. no android girl they dont hate u they just hate ai !! its not the same android girl : *tearing up, machine oil leaking out of her eye sockets* t-they wanna kill me..

eu

pensando nisso aq ó

we often wonder about our future transhuman ways. Alien: Earth DARES to ask the question "What if an AI wants to become human?", by, for instance, having a god-damn hands-down psychological pregnancy. now streaming btw

NOVA BIO GALERA FODASE

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mano eu to triste de vdd que aumentarao o game pass ultimate em CEM POR CENTO VSFFFF EU SO QUERIA JOGAR HIGH ON LIFE 2

NETFLIX'S HBO'S FX'S JONATHAN HICKMAN'S ASTONISHING NOAH HAWLEY'S... uh. uh. i forgot what i was talking about

o mp nao aceitou meu "contracheque" pq o meu "contracheque" é o meu extrato de pagamento do inss. que preconceito é esse? vamos denunciar esse banco marginal?

arrumei um namorado mt foda a 200 km de distancia. eh o melhor que consigo. alguem paga minha passagem aerea de primeira classe? 🥹

@desoladude.bsky.social computador avaliar o ultimo dragon age

dragon!age is teaching me how to flirt with trans ppl. ask me anything please

r they boyffiends

pensando em parar de pagar o aluguel pra investir no tesouro ipca+

adrian!adrian is basically if spider society was a bunch of male horny teens. like 16yearoldparker!16yearoldmorales. ask me anything please

"nornalizem homens heteros elogiando homens" nao. vcs que se virem

i am afraid...... that ALL EPISODES OF ALIEN: EARTH ARE NOW STREAMING

interdimensional selfcest is soooo my thing you wouldnt get it any fucking way.... anyways STREAM PEACEMAKER NOW ON TORRENT i am so horny for adrian vs adrian

i literally love them so much

@doggirldotfaggot.bsky.social can you confirm this? is it real?

DOCTOR STRANGE: TIME RUNS OUT/NEXUS OF NIGHTMARES AS WRITTEN BY JONATHAN HICKMAN WILL BE STREAMING FEBRUARY 28 2026 ACROSS ALL THEATHERS IN NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW

JONATHAN HICKMAN'S Prodigy, a FX original series centered on the Alien universe, will be streaming very very soon I assure you

LEX LUTHOR JUST SAID TWINK! I REPEAT LEX LUTHOR JUST SAID TWINK!

rt @elinhas.bsky.social glr acabei de ver o novo superman, alguem pode me explicar pq nao teve incursoes?? achei que todas as realidades tavam no mesmo multiverso

mereco cancelamento???

pqp entrei no threads e ja tem esquisito direitista me enchendo o saco vsf

marvel zombies makes 0 sense as a limited series yo 😭😭😭 wtf is even happening to the mcu big heads

help me budget this my family is dying

where south park

alien: earth as written by jonathan hickman. ask me anything please i am ready for any questions

literalmente nao importa NADA se uma pec ou pl é inconstitucional ou nao mas voces nao tao prontos p essa conversa

>be non-binary >be a magickal being >use your magickal name as your social name, even tho its unpronunciable and unrecognizable for normal humans >go to agencia do banco do brasil >be confronter about your social name being insane >supernatural attack detected

slut era

era so um cuzao de macho pra eu lamber agora

okay we need a noah hawley's x-men film

NOAH HAWLEY'S THE UNCANNY AVENGERS, which is a real piece of lost media btw, IS NOW STREAMING

okay noah hawley you got my full attention

somebody help me budget this i cant pay aluguel (sem adulteracao btw)

i am basically the new and leftist charlie kirk. prove me wrong. ask me anything. etcetera. pls dont kill me tho

threads is a p3d0 social network in brazil. ask me anything please i am ready for any questions

recebi 1200 do p1cp4y hoje e ja to no reclameaqui reclamando deles que a taxa de juros do consignado ta .45% mais alta (isso eh mt pra consignado) do que o contrato que eu assinei KKKKKKKKK eu sou o terror dos bancos veyr

"essa é uma foto que voce nunca tirar com ele" e voce acha que eu nao sei disso? o que voce acha que eu sou feito alem de frustracoes, afetos nunca recebidos e esperanças super-alimementadas? qualquer idiota ate o momento anterior dessa mensagem ja teria percebido que eu nao tenho CHANCE NENHUMA

acabei de sofrer um estelionato emocional de um casal de viados (serio) (o que eu nao tinha interesse basicamente me disse q eles tinham terminado)