uuuhm ive actually suffered from the rare truman show disorder and AS A SURVIVOR pluribus is the best show ever

pluribus alugou 9 apartamentos (3 triplex) na minha cabeça E NEM TA ME PAGANDO ALUGUEL

Yes yes im afraid so

os americanos descobrindo o lulismo agora sendo a gente tem Ele faz 35 anos

ESSE ANO FAZ 10 ANOS QUE EU TENHO TWITTER VSF

PQP EU JA TINHA TWITTER QUANDO O TRUMP GANHOU EM 2016 NER. AGORA TENHO Q FOCAR EM M4T4R ELE TB

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bro is finna get killed a tiros trying to listen to rosalia 😭😭😭

vince gilligan: the greatest communist of the 21st century since mark fisher and bin laden. ask me anything

pluribus is now streaming direclty into my mind. i dont even need to look at the screen anymore

Os veios presos da america latina

im telling u man, the next episode of Pluribus s01e05 will, quite literally, destroy the core of planet Earth irl

the noovirus is soooo based yall

honestly i think Plur1bus would still make a great show if it had the exact same plot but w reverse ethics. but that's NOT what's happening, i cannot stress that enough. but what ppl think is happening is understandable

pluribus is kinda like krakoa. ask me anything

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OH GOD

im about to study what "lysogenic" means bc of pluribus. soon i will be able to replicate the formula and liberate the world from itself. MWHAHAUAHUAHAHAHHAHA

CHORANDO MUITO QUE TEM PLURIBUS AMANHA

A FANCAM ILUSTRANDO OS CRIMES DE PLURIBUS' CAROL VSF TUDO

sweet dreams are made of PIX

Ana

voce tem 300 TRILHOES de pontos no livelo que vão vencer em 5 minutos seu FILHO DA PUTA

"Nanospasm"

meu pai acabou de me pedir 3000 mil reais

só aqui pensando como essa pessoa seria esqu4rtejada aqui e com razao

9 horas da manha de uma terça. novembro frio. acabei de entrar no threads p ver homem e apareceu um cara sendo NAZI e RACISTA nao ironicamente. i miss things pre-911

man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this

u people seriously r gonna be tweeting sentences like "lesbian capitalism" after pluribus s01e10

bitch you mean produtor de legion, uma serie marvel

anyone else loooooves how vince gilligan literally killed donald trump (good morning officers. this is a satire account. also i mean he killed him in the show)

literalmente tudo é capital

Sem patrocínio, sem as tendas, sem comida e água, sem banheiro químico, sem exército dando cobertura, a manifestação "espontânea" não acontece.

trans men: it is never too late to change your name to ronly honly bing

Say that again. I did not ymmhear yaipwue gbe dirrs ritme

oii

Resistance is rebellion. And rebellion is contagious.

last tweet: i actually have some theories on how ethics work in the pluribus universe btw (which is canonically speaking our universe. see: mayor of albuquequequerque). i think there r two main possibilities: the noovirus inherently has extremely similiar ethics to communist ethics. which actually+

pluribus fans b like "EVERYONE SYNC UP NOW" n all you have to do is tell them the president will be part of the hive for them to disband

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/

Eles poderiam ter chegado nessa hora mas decerto estavam na frente da tela do circuito de TV falando "não, Gérson, peraí, vamo ver como esse moleque vai sair dessa"

we (entire planet) will die on this hill

Im going to make the pluribus joining real

im gonna s1cam apple. gonna tell them i will advertise pluribus for a fixed price, and then like, actually do my job. but here's the REAL s1cam: im already a full time pluribus advertiser. 24/7. BUT THEY WILL BE PAYING ME NOW HAHA MUAHAHAHHAHAHA

may actually be watching pluribus again for its insane politics (i am an insane pereon)

jonathan hickman: we should actually build the techoncommunist biological singularity vince gilligan from PLUR1BUS and nothing else: we should actually build the techoncommunist biological singularity ask me anything

bad poetry is cringe. THIS is what good poetry looks like: