“Now i have imposter syndrome about my cat”

Me since 2011

*Walks in* Do you mind if i crash out here? *throws a tantrum* *gets up* Thank you *walks away*

I was so tense and anxious driving today that i was tensing my stomach so much, i think at this point ill wake up with abs

Making me sing “Because I got high” in karaoke is always funny since ive never gotten high. So i just sing my version called “Because I got sad” Much more accurate

The funniest thing about me is that ill have a full length analysis on something but then when asked why i think a series or anime failed ill say something like “they sucked at drawing noses”

Yuri is a great motivator for employment

I told my supervisor im actually undercover Osha as a joke and he said thats actually believable

“You can tell what fandom an artist was in when you see their art style” I need yall to look up the main g Gonzossm

Wtf is probiotic water??? Just give me water

If the idea of missgender is a thing do you think theres a mrsgender? Do you think they kiss?

I was petting Panfi when she was purring which randomly reminded me of a former toxic friend who could purr on command for some reason and i gave myself the ick Sorry cat i need a minute

Yall would hate how i write my Fs

The person who introduced me to Hannah Montana looked like Selena Gomez to me

Becoming a weeb this late in life is such a pain cuz all my local friends are all adulty now or moved away and I have no one to be a degenerate weeb with locally

Worst iPhone feature is that putting your notifications on silent mode also mutes game audio

I might start doing fuckshit out of spite

I popped my back and transcended

Never trust your 10yr friendships

Throwback to the time I trapped @drachenwaffles.bsky.social in a room with Thomas the Tank Engine clips.twitch.tv/Uninterested...

I wonder what this artist was thinking in 2017

Ive already streamed 18 times this year which is great cuz i only streamed 90 times last year

“You’ve changed…” #pain #4koma

The chappell roan fortnite reveal trailer had different types of animation and i really liked that

Being me is so funny cuz like Internet is down? Time to teach myself pre-calc again

Its insane how much lighter my head feels

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Ate brussel sprouts as a night snack

You know what? be his panic, traumatize him a little as a treat

I keep forgetting not everyone knows Spanish

Fun fact i started content creation because i didnt know how to screen record

ICE has BEEN a problem its not just the past few months kind of issue

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

I'll see you tomorrow at 6:30pm CST... twitch.tv/blizz

Gamers I fear I wont be able to be normal about Kathryn Hann maybe playing Mother Gothel

The apothecary 🌿🍄 #apothecarydiaries #薬屋のひとりごと

My favorite insults arent very PC of me

My favorite thing about reading romance is when im reacting to a scene ill be all like Normal scene: the tea is steaming im a little freak for this Emotional scenes: im crying and people are staring Smex scenes: *sports announcer voice* HELL YEAH BROTHER THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT. WERE SO BACK!

Talking about YouTubers I watched with someone and getting flashbacks at all the fan art i drew of them once upon a time makes me viscerally cringe

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Part of having an active imagination and being delusional is having some really interesting dreams Like 2 nights ago i had a dream i went to a Chappell Roan concert at a Chapel

I never understood the hype for beanie babies or labubus or anything like that until i got an Ado plush

Oh god i havent edited my twitch year compilation

I hate the rain

PAID VOICE WORK: Looking for a black voice artist to read lines for a male character. If you are interested, please leave your demo in the replies and I will reach out if you are chosen.

While trauma dumping i realized how annoying my visual memory is

I forget that people just dont know how to reverse or park sometimes like its au natural for me. Skill issue ig?

Me: *Looks at someones username* Also me: “What kind of stupid name is that?? who would call themselves after an inanimate objec-?” Also also me: “Excuse me while the world calls me WAFFLES”