No, I am not off on the 3rd in observance of some holiday that comes the following day. I am off on the 3rd to celebrate the release of “Confessions II”.

Songs I never need to hear again in my life: Don’t stop believing Happy Jesus take the wheel Baby

Sometimes you just have to amuse the person driving in front of you by singing and car dancing to “Untouched” by The Veronicas.

Happy fuck me day-I mean #humpday

Sometimes I go through the things I’ve posted here and think “am I posting too many nudes?”

Worshipping my husbear’s juicy peach in honor of the best day of the week 🍑😛🥵

Well, since it is the last day of Pride Month and all. Enjoy this short clip…😘

MADONNA 👑 CONFESSIONS II 🪩🩷🪭✨ OUT FRIDAY JULY 3RD 🙌 #MADONNA #COADF2 #CONFESSIONSII

Drop a cop.

Update: I know you’re shocked, but I did take them off

Mentally on #mcm I’m naked and playing with my hard dick.

Should I take em off?

Rainy naked lazy Sunday morning, but with a raging hardon from touching myself

Happy #scs to all who celebrate.

Happy #fcf gays and theys. May this last Friday of Pride Month be as horny and fabulous as you all are.

Will today be the day I stop listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s new album? Doubtful. Will I listen to it from start to finish and cry by the last song? The odds are 1000% in my favor.

This currently stands as the best clip of me getting fucked... Anyone wanna help me change that? 👀

Stoned nip slip

There, I finally did one.

Insta saw it first.

Sausage for breakfast?

Happy #fcf vacation edition/moments before I came

Happy #humpday. Who’s wants to wash my back?

Can’t sleep. At least I’m on vacation on #mcm

A very quick video because I feel some kind of way on #fcf. Enjoy. I’ll probably delete it later.

Me and @bamaotter.bsky.social. Live. My links. (He made Daddy proud.)

I took about 45 #fcf pics and then only posted three.

Oh hello.

Hop on or slide in. It is #humpday after all.

My cats are pretty much the most precious. Shout out to the husband over there.

This song is such a vibe.

I just need to get to Thursday and then it’s ten glorious days off.

I love when the material gets me hard without me even trying.

My submission for #scs is later than normal.

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times: This is where I’d typically post a gloriously gay pop album but I decided to go a different route. Since I got this for Christmas in 1998, this album has literally saved my life more times than I can count.

@morbidlygay.bsky.social your music taste is fabulous! Incredibly gay, but so fabulous.

Who’s going in between these thick thighs for a #humpday treat?

Here’s three pics I took back to back. Happy #tummytuesday

I took so many nudes that I actually like. I’m resisting the urge to bombard you with them.

It felt homophobic to not post a nude on the first day of pride month. Happy Pride!

Post a photo from 2019

#fcf pics that I took the other night but weren’t for #fatcockfriday initially but I like the way my #cock and #balls look here. Here’s to the freakin weekend!

How your #humpday posts have me

Pass it along - please let us see your pfp in its full sized glory.

#mcm so happy to not have to go back to work today.

Naked Saturday.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you’ve seen live Kylie Minogue Madonna P!NK Hole The Killers Sophie Ellis Bextor The B-52s The Go-Go’s The Interrupters Fiona Apple

This sweet baby Pisces releases music right at the moment I need to feel something. #oliviarodrigo #newmusicfriday #musicsky

#fcf has me feeling some kind of way.

This is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone