I know it's been awhile... and I'm not myself right now... but apparently grief & abject terror is what it takes to make me willing to juggling a second platform link in comments

Blue check in

I'm really trying to follow friends from *over there* but I'm going by usernames I recognize first. I'm not purposely being rude, I'm just 🌟overwhelmed🌟

Bronchitis? During Pride? I see you, germs

The fact that even my youngest child knows to start roasting garlic Sunday morning so it's ready to spread on the roast by noon? Priceless. Whoever wakes first gets them bitches going.

It makes me so sad that this is my Nana's response to my love for a photo of her and my mother. Internalized fatphobia runs deep and is genetic...

Yes I got up at 3am to make the pasta for my pasta salad because cooking in summer is bullshit

Look! I gasped out loud! Dr. Suess flowers!!!

Gonna ask my husband if he knows what today is, for no reason other than he'll stall by making me coffee. (It's Tuesday, that's it. Our anniversary is in December)

You're telling me that I still have to do laundry... DURING PRIDE? How very dare...

ITS MIMOSA DAY

OK but have you considered

My kid dimed me out to their teacher...

I know it's Monday but it feels like Sunday so that's why I'm on my 5th mimosa.

The bird app is becoming unusable with its current level of 'discourse' that isn't actually 'discourse' as much as it is 'cruelty' I swore I'd never migrate to another app and yet....

OK but I'm NEVER calling it 'skeeting' I'm an elder millenial, yall.

i want you to park that big stuck boat right in this suez canal 🚢

Okay well I changed my mind, this is just swell. All the best people are here 🥰

Fine.