Fundamentally what I want out of dog stories is, when people ask if they're a good dog, for the answer to be "it's complicated."

Honesty exercise.

And I go "rruff".

My name is Sirius Goob.

This account will play by self-imposed rules. For now: I cannot post in the same format more than twice in a row (not counting replies to others' posts). I am obliging myself to alternate w/ text, videos, art, etc. I believe this rule will make me a better artist. My allegiance to art guides me.

This account will contain NSFW content for the foreseeable future, starting later this year. I will be creating 18+ art and use the subject of sex to augment my understanding of truth and uncover more honest statements. I will not be making an alternate SFW account. That would be dishonest.

I like masturbating.

I like masturbating.

My allegiance to art.