Jean is on a mission to save her news show, so she sets out from the studio to search for solutions; but the citizens of Purgatory are acting even weirder than usual. Will she find her fix? And why is everyone singing? Coming soon this holiday season!! ghostriverradio.com/coming-soon-...

CPRG wishes you all a Happy Halloween! ...And the Intern wishes someone would have let them know that the theme this year was "scarecrows" and "Britney Spears" before they went to all this trouble on their costume... #Earpers #WynonnaEarp #RadioTheatre

Apropos of nothing... just popping on here to say that this year's Purgatory Report on @cprg-fm.org holiday special is going to be one of the most incredible things we've ever made. #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #RadioTheater

With AO3 about to go down for 20 hours, might we suggest a way to fill the time would be to listening to past episodes of EFA and @cprg-fm.org? #WynonnaEarp #Fanfic #RadioTheater

We want to take a moment to wish @byrdistheword91.bsky.social a fantastic birthday! Not only is he one of our lead writers and voice actors, he's also our Intern! Thanks for holding down the fort when things get crazy. We hope you have a wonderful and relaxing day!

It's the season finale of the Purgatory Report! The town cleans up. Local businesses attempt to recover. Elmo is back at work. The City Council votes. The Intern reports on the opening of TRU. A young explorer finds her way. ghostriverradio.com/tru-stories #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #RadioTheater

Jean's husband is back today and he is DETERMINED to make sure we broadcast today! I have been put on Gerald Watch because he has inexplicably shown up too, because he "never leaves a job unfinished". Fingers crossed that we get to broadcast today! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

Hey listeners! So, we only just got back from the hospital. Who'd have thought Purgatory would have such a busy ER?? Gerald's fine, but he's in a cast for a bit, and he's decided that the pigeon was recruited by the geese to take him out. So... that's been fun. #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

So, Jean's husband is up on the roof with Gerald and, inexplicably, Elmo to get the antenna fixed. Judging by the constant refrain of "dammit, Elmo!" in stereo, I reckon it's going swimmingly! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

For anyone who cared (not me), the Mounds Brothers have been found, and they didn't get hurt from the haboob. Where did we find them? On top of the damn station antenna. With their weird-ass cat. Who chewed through the cables. Elmo got them down...and took the whole antenna down with them.

The town remains under Delores's sway. Jean and Intern hunker down. Not even an eldritch crisis can stall Gerald's jealousy. Terra makes a leap of faith. The studio is overrun by cultists. Tune in! #Earpers #RadioTheater ghostriverradio.com/boxed-in

(Purgatory Report writer's room out of context) J2: Remember when we were ahead of schedule months ago? J1: What babes in the woods we were. J3: I mean, I'm still a babe. J1: J2 is still in the woods! J2: And I got a lot of wood in me! J1: ... J3: ... J2: ...Wait- #WynonnaEarp

Happy birthday to our conspiracy correspondent, our equine entertainer, our ardent ad-writer, and the keeper of the Earp and Purgatory lore, @liminalsteed.bsky.social! Here's to another year of queer silliness!

Delores has a new look; the town is mesmerized. Jean looks for answers. Elmo makes a career move. The Intern provides context. Terra can't think outside of the box. It's madness this week on The Purgatory Report! #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #RadioTheater ghostriverradio.com/order-up

The Purgatory Report Writer's Room without context: J3: I can't believe we're having this massive revelation about how to save the world, and we keep getting waylaid by stupid shit! J1: EXACTLY! You just described our whole show! #PurgatoryReport #WynonnaEarp

The Purgatory Report Writer's Room without context: J1: Do we wanna do Segment 3 as a three-way? J2 & J3: ................ J1: ...NO! WAIT! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! I MEANT ROLE-PLAY IT! J2 & J3: ................ J1: SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

Strange happenings around town. Jean is fed up. Will is not himself. Odette returns. The Mounds Brothers confess and The Intern has a revelation. Tune in! ghostriverradio.com/heres-sand-i... #WynonnaEarp #RadioTheater #Earpers

Our site: ghostriverradio.com is back up and running! #WynonnaEarp #Earpers

We’re The Purgatory Report on CPRG 88.1FM (Purgatory’s Community Radio Station). We cover all the local news and happenings in our unique prairie town. #WynonnaEarp #TubiBringUsHome

Our show’s website is currently down. We are working with our site manager to get this sorted ASAP. Thanks for your patience!

It's not late, it's a continuation of the celebrations! ...Okay, and also it's late. In our defense, there was a lot of drama yesterday. Regardless! Happy birthday to our fearless leader, our dedicated director, and our longsuffering editor, @jentidwell.com! We truly would not exist without you!

Misty has sand in her sights. Elmo struggles for the lead. Velma has a new look (and pies). Terra has a theory and Gerald has had it up to here. #WynonnaEarp #Earpers ghostriverradio.com/couple-troub...

Jean reports the news. The Intern's personal life interferes with work. Elmo hoofs it at Barleyoats' Stables. ghostriverradio.com/wyld-horses #WynonnaEarp #Earpers #Fanfic #RadioTheatre

First stop: @IMDb! Head over to their site, create an account, and give Vengeance a 10 ⭐️ rating! When you’re done, click ‘+ review’ and tell @Tubi how much you loved it and that you’d like to see more Earp on their network! Then tweet/share with #WynonnaEarp #TubiBringUsHome

A postal worker has too much fun. Sales at Mama Olive's are up, but consumption is down. Will Drinkwater gets into character. All this and more! sites.libsyn.com/402203/midni...

The Purgatory Report Writer's Room without context: J2: So, aside from us being distracted by Waverly's boobs, this was very productive! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

CPRG is back on the air! Elmo covers a protest. Terra encounters resistance. Dr. Sewicky attempts to share his knowledge. The Intern provides clarity. The Mounds Brothers have their hands full of pussy...cat. #WynonnaEarp #Earpers ghostriverradio.com/brass-tax

A wind storm tears through Purgatory. The Intern tries field reporting again. Something strange is afoot at The Mounds Brothers Garage. Nearby Doc Hawkins Used Tires are flying off the shelves. Jean ignores warning signs. Elmo gets dressed down. ghostriverradio.com/wind-blown

Hey folks, it's the intern! Sorry for the delay on today's broadcast. What with the crazy weather we're having, we been spending today re-anchoring our equipment. Been a bit of a pain, to say the least. We'll be live later today with your Purgatory news! #PurgatoryReport #WynonnaEarp

Our Bluesky handle has been updated to our custom domain: @cprg-fm.org! If you're already following us, you don't need to change a thing. Also! typing "cprg-fm.org" into your browser takes you directly to our station's website at ghostriverradio.com!

(Purgatory Report Writer's Room out of context) J1: LOOK I WAS EXHAUSTED AND ENTERED A FUGUE STATE WHILST WRAPPING OK??? J3: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GUESS MY WRITING PROCESS?!?! J2: WHY ARE WE YELLING #PurgatoryReport #WynonnaEarp

Jean has her hands full of Mounds. Misty's feeling breezy. Downtown business owners are concerned. Will doesn't have the time. The Intern dabbles in curation. ghostriverradio.com/cling-on-invasion

Okay folks, we got him out! Turns out, he had the key in his pocket the whole time. Anyway! Broadcast incoming at ghostriverradio.com #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

The reviews are in! Don't miss out on a true labor of love! Tune in for a new episode later this evening, and get caught up any time at ghostriverradio.com! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

Hey folks, it's the intern! Sorry, but there's gonna be a slight delay on today's broadcast. Elmo locked himself in the supply closet, and we can't find the key. We'll be up and running here later today, thanks for your patience! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

We agree. We are self-care. Be sure to take care of yourself today by tuning into one of our broadcasts. All episodes available on ghostriverradio.com, Audible and Spotify!

The Purgatory Report is a proud supporter of Trans People, their Lives and Rights. Today and every other day. #TransgenderDayofVisibility

Toni stops by with some sporting news. Will returns to the boards, sort of. Terra unveils a mystery; And Elmo covers a new Parks and Rec event. All this and more this episode of The Purgatory Report! ghostriverradio.com/for-the-birds #WynonnaEarp #Earpers

Y’all- You gotta listen to this podcast. This spoof public radio show is sweet, hilarious, and a wonderful distraction from the shitshow that isn’t OUR shitshow. I just binged season one, and now I’m diving into season two. @efapodcast.com

ICYMI: We’re back! #WynonnaEarp #Earpers

The Purgatory Report returns for a 4th season! Mama Olive's is re-opening... again. The station has a new meteorologist. The Intern tries field reporting. And Mayor Doc Hawkins is in hot water. ghostriverradio.com/re-re-re-re-...

#PurgatoryReport Writer's Room out of context: J3: I love how, in our rampant chaos, we still manage to always stumble upon a coherent narrative. #WynonnaEarp

Set your radio (or rather, podcast streaming site) to CPRG 88.1 FM this next Friday, March 14th! sites.libsyn.com/402203/seaso...

Purgatory Report Writer's Room without context: J1 - Have I ever told y'all about cranberry bog spiders? J3 - No, but I feel like you're about to unlock a new nightmare for me. J2 - I feel like you're about to unlock a new interest for me. #PurgatoryReport #WynonnaEarp

#WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport Folks, if you enjoyed this special broadcast, check out or revisit last year's Hallow-Thanksgivi-Ween special! Full of thrills, chills, and Jean FINALLY told me that our special guest for that one was @katedrummond.bsky.social! ghostriverradio.com/the-purgator...

Very very special thanks to @rachaelancheril.bsky.social for the much-appreciated cameo! Truly one of the best Christmas gifts we could have asked for! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

It's the holiday season in Purgatory and some sort of scrooge-y sneakster is stealing everyone's holiday decorations! Will holiday justice prevail? Tune in to find out! #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport ghostriverradio.com/how-the-reda...

Shock and dismay plagued last night's annual Purgatory Holiday Lighting ceremony, as when Mayor Doc Hawkins threw the switch, everyone discovered that all the lights had been stolen! "I'm just thankful none of the tires were stolen too." Mayor Hawkins said. #PurgatoryReport #WynonnaEarp

The Holiday Heisting continues, as local bakeries report that all of their fruitcakes have been swiped right out of the display cases. Purgatorians have responded to the news with a resounding "meh". #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport

BREAKING The holidays aren't looking quite so bright for many Purgatorians who awoke this morning to find their Christmas lights missing from their homes. #WynonnaEarp #PurgatoryReport