Mmmm taquitos and enchiladas for dinner I love Taquitos Cocina De México www.instagram.com/taquitos.res...

This is a first for me. In the automatic car wash. The machine bumped the vehicle as it covered us with soap, then told us to get out 🤣🤣

Thhhnow

And yall think I should get him an excavator!?

Random lunch thought: do the city have to make concessions for the influx of cardboard that comes with the winter holidays?

After 10 years of needing a laptop that can handle large swaths of data, I FINALLY GOT ONE! OMG my work life just got a bajillion times easier. Am happy gurl.

Our beloved baby momma is going to have a 2 yr old in January. I get to start buying obnoxious toys now!! Too early for drum set. What is the most fun and obnoxious toy for a 2 year old?

Woop woop!

One of the many things that WFH taught me is, ergonomic chairs are bullshit. Being comfortable should be priority. I hate these stupid chairs.

We played the game! Omg I love this game. I ended up with a pint of candy cane coldstream and I'm gong to regift it to my sister.

That was not the roads to be on with all-seasons

BUT TOMORROW IS THE LUNCH YANKEE GIFT EXCHANGE! I live for this game with my coworkers. I play dirty. I try and find the most fucked up gifts. I'll cry if this cancels it, or we have to play with less people. Or if we have to work the phones instead. I'll just be a big baby about it 🚼

1 hour and 30mins later. Still no money. Sent a follow up email to the CIBC guy. I'm thinking they might want me to close my LOC account and just use Scotiabank. Also need a GIC. Maybe Scotiabank wants that business too. Who knows.

Ok not hrm. More up north.

Can't wait to talk to timmy. We can talk about the Lamborghini I've got on back order from all my frauds.

The irony of getting an actual snow storm in HRM tomorrow and being told I HAVE to come into the office and work the outage line.

So far, side roads are dicey. In the white birch hills pockwock area.

Is tomorrow a WFH day in HRM? I'm thinking it will be fine to go into the office. But I don't Wana. Rain will melt me.

Every. Damn. Time

Well, I've never had 80% of my order filled before. They sent me a roll partially with someone else's order. So I can't finish it yet lol

This is Cornelius. Even he is so much happier at this new house. Ive never seen his leaves out as far as this before.

Anyone else have a "well actually" guy in their department? One that understands only enough to be dangerous and causes you grief? Tell me I'm not the only one that has one of these 😅🫠

Been working half days until today. So I can keep unpacking and be here for technicians to fix things. Heres a progress Pic from my temporary couch. I used to be able to unpack the whole house in a day. Or weekend. Not anymore! I hurt lol

BeardedMan got a label maker a few weeks ago.

My old house is closed! This process is finally completed. Wholy mother of shitballs, amen.

I need to go shopping. Need new rugs (current ones "dont fit"). Need fixed shower curtain rods. Need a small chaise chair thing. Need a 3x4 blank canvas.

Omg I love this house Ive been awake since 530. Tried to go back to sleep but gave up at 620. Made a tea and now I'm quietly trying to find something to do without waking ppl. Put up the Christmas tree? Rearrange my office? Play the trumpet?

So so grateful for our movers. I've been moving and packing/unpacking around them and I'M SO sore. I cannot wait to get this all unpacked and post pics! Sidenote, the dog loves it here. The cat HATES it here. The bird DGAF.

New house is closed! Let the moving begin!

On #TransDayOfRemembrance, we honor our trans siblings lost to fatal violence and their impact. We will not stop fighting until trans people are not just able to survive, but thrive and live safe, full, and joyful lives. May our collective grief, reflection, and action lead to a better future.

Mom. Please stop moving. Its freaking me out.

LMFAO You mean the exit thats the most efficient to take to my new house? Is closed starting 1 day before I move? Who did I piss off in a previous life? 🤣🤣🤣

Last night was the 1st trial run. Unsuccessful. However. Thats because of the oreos she ate. Not enough to kill her (obviously) but enough to throw up the nastiest smelling barf Ive ever experienced at 1am. I cleaned that, put her bed in the wash & we slept w all the windows open. So she slept w me🥱

Pjs have arrived. They're almost too small. They're XXXL. She doesn't love em

Want to know what smells horrific when mixed together? Blue Dawn dish soap and stale gf oreo cookie crumbs Smells like pungent glycerin I know this cuz Ellie dug a zip lock bag of said crumbs out of the garbage and mashed the remaining tablespoons of it into the carpet. Looks like 💩 too

Ellie (big dog) has decided she wants MY blankets at 4am. She gets tucked into her own bed every night. I think she kicks her blankets off but can't get back under em. So I get the cold nose until I let her up in bed. All 95lbs of er. Pjs have been ordered. Fingers crossed this fixes sleep time.

Oh yeah! Yesterday BeardedMan were walking towards Costco in Dartmouth Crossing and we were crossing over to the doors between a curb and a car. A woman walking the other way with her cart made BeardedMan jump out of the way and then hit me in the arm with her cart... yet I said sorry... what!?

This just in: hawt guy gets hawter. Scientists are baffled. @cptfuzzy.bsky.social 2024 - 2014

Before meeting BeardedMan, you would have never convinced me I would be in a relationship that made me feel both safe and loved. He was persistent in showing me that I deserved to be treated like a queen. I am a very lucky lady. Happy 11th anniversary @cptfuzzy.bsky.social

Finally. FINALLY. Signed the amendment, new closing date is the 20th. Move in date is 21st.

From now until Cyber Monday, you can get 20% off an annual membership on my Patreon. patreon.com/katelynburns

The Amputee Coalition of Canada is selling feet pics, and it's hilarious! www.feetfunder.ca?utm_medium=e...

Welp... my computer just decided to restart all on its own... with me mid building new sql report... for the past hour. Its not saved. FML Time to go home.

Thhhnow

get to know your mutuals. list 10 random things you like. * Irish goodbyes * dollhouses * BeardedMan (but dont tell him) * chai * glamping * alone time while painting * smell of books * the macabre * spreadsheets * gardening

Wallpaper has been ordered. My poor MIL is getting all my orders shipped to her house, since I dont know which house I'll be in when it arrives lol

Why aren't libraries called "book rooms"?

Advil and Tylenol if you chewed em

I should get BeardedMan a "spirit box" for christmas. 🤣😈