The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

Customer: YOU LOVE THE COOK DMV: YOU LOVE THE COCK Verdict: DENIED

"always be kind" is not so that you should roll over for the bullies who are actively making your life hell, it's so that you don't end up becoming a bully to someone else

Microprocessor without Interlocked Pipeline Stages #mario #mario64 #fanart

charlie KINK

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Super Smash Bros. contains a sneaky "delayed action" anti-piracy measure to lull the illegitimate user into a false sense of security. The game will be normal the first 68 times it is launched. Starting with the 69th time, however, every selected character will turn into Mario.

I'm so tired of this puritanical bullshit. Sex is healthy, sex fantasies are healthy, fiction is healthy. I wish people would stop conflating BDSM and fiction with assault. People have fantasies about power. That's normal! Exploring feeling via stories is what humans do!

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my thing about kinks is that they're supposed to be weird and off-putting or silly or nonsensical. erasing the things that makes them enjoyable out of moral panic is just loser puritanical shit and I definitely see this thinking parroted by people in left leaning spaces along with conservatives

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I just do whatever I want on every site until they kick me off. Either kill me or shut the fuck up and stop bothering me

In the character selection screen of Mario Kart Wii, the princesses have tiny biker versions of themselves hidden inside their bodies. This is due to the game loading both the dress and biker models at the same time for efficiency, and simply shrinking the currently unused one.

i want a google glass made by Not Big Tech nor a Tech Startup with infinite AI and draconian privacy policies but literally just glasses you can use to pin Stuff directly into your vision like a videogame HUD and Nothing (i mean Nothing) else

one of these is not like the others

I’m pretty sure this is now far enough in the past that I can post it without consequence:

You can not “debate” someone who doesn’t believe what you are exists and is aggressively opposed to you because they believe your existence is in opposition to an all-powerful invisible authority figure they worship. Fuck off.

wow undertale 10 Year

to every liberal (esp all the queers) who are mourning charlie kirk - you do realize you're just humiliating yourself, right? right-wingers are laughing at you for mourning someone that wants you dead. the state is trying to normalize fascism to get you to side with oppressors. stop it. you: 🤡

"violence begets violence" exactly! That Is Why What Happened, Happened

i had seen shit about simpleflips (first thing mentioned here) a while back but like with Many google doc callouts™ and shit i chose to mostly wait a bit to see if that was going anywhere well i no longer have to wait cuz unignorable shit is staring right into my face now

this is what i was doing on undertale release day

from my trip to the mall today: cool and epic lego minecraft bootlegs and wild sprunki plush found in a crane game

mario hates me 😢

if jello wasn't such a Piece Of Shyte he could've maybe finally turn Epithet Erased into a full cartoon with the help of Glitch Prod. I'm sure it Could happen

from my trip to the mall today: cool and epic lego minecraft bootlegs and wild sprunki plush found in a crane game

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"mode.png" - Lisa Bash 3 (Scrapped)

virtual boy on NSO just makes me think again of the age old question of Why The Hell did Nintendo Not re-release VB games on the 3DS THAT was the Perfection Console for those games Not This

imagine you made a hit cartoon For Disney but as we all know they Suck so then you go "fuck disney im gonna pitch my next animation to The Studio That Was Formerly A Mario 64 Machinima Channel" that's dana terrace right now and i have immense respect for her work, i just think it's funny

suddenly feels like i should be here more or something hmmmmm

The Monster Kid plush is available for preorder! I designed Monster Kid for Toby and he surprised me by giving the character an elevated speaking role in the game, it made me really happy. And now I’m really happy seeing this beautiful plush of my child 💕 Happy anniversary, Undertale!!

Bluesky really doesn't want people to say "rest in piss" about Charlie Kirk aftermath.site/bluesky-char...

it did what kirk couldn't

how is this supposed to be the woke alternative to Elons app when i get banned over here and not over there for saying the same shit

i stand with my siblings in piss we will not be silenced