Fifty fucking years ago, I was seven years old.

If you think money can buy happiness, just look at any picture of Peter Thiel.

The bulk of the world is in retrograde.

Happy 100 Mel Brooks(es)!

The world needs to divest itself of Elon Musk.

I think the culprit behind the damage to the reflecting pool is the same one that destroyed the east wing of the White House.

Death before dismemberment.

Thank you to the people who clean! I live in a city. If something is not disgusting it's probably because someone cleaned it. Yay for cleaning! Pay the cleaners all the moneys

how does this pool reflect on you?

I’ve heard for decades that getting high on your own supply isn’t a good thing.

Getting old is weird.

Life was a lot less stupid not that long ago.

Intern onboarding day at work.

Have you ever asked yourself, if I was a chicken how tasty would I be?

The Cramps were the greatest generation.

Thoughts on the market’s first manufactured trillionaire.

Everything Sucks in Large Amucks

I don't have words for the revulsion I feel toward Elon Musk.

The Cramps is the best.

my attitude today www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcuM...

we live in such utter stupid

I guess I’m a terrible person.

Clifford Brown was something else.

"the glass is half full...of misfortune."

Nobody should be a trillionaire. Tax the damn rich.

I learned today that I’ve outlived Ian Fleming. For what it’s worth.

I made it to 57. I’ve outlived some others.

God, I hate waking up.

I'm going to vote for all the people and initiatives that spent the least amount of money on advertising.

This world is fucking exhausting, and increasingly so daily.

Watch trailer now.

May the fourth be cinco.

Lee Zeldin sucks. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Spent my day with a septagenarian and a nonagenarian (96!) at a car show and it was righteous.

We live in stupid.

Digging on Dinosaur, Jr.

What does the "Vance" in J.D. Vance stand for?

One is reminded of the story of King Croesus, who, before attacking Persia, consulted the oracle. The oracle told him that if he proceeded, he would destroy a great nation. What Croesus didn't realize was that the nation would be his own.

I’m experiencing frequent pangs of nostalgia for the late 80s/early 90s as I walk around San Francisco today.

My mom was the coolest person I’ve ever met.

if only

The selfish and stupid are inheriting the earth.

Pete Hegseth has rabies.

I feel like I'm a reasonably articulate person but I also feel like nobody understands what I say. At least at work.

My saints are Poison Ivy and Lux Interior.

This century is giving me a headache.

Mike Johnson is a consummate worm.

Disgraced Kristi Noem will go down in history as a bigoted cabinet member who oversaw the killing of Americans and the terrorizing of our communities.

Pete Hegseth is a serial killer.

Survivor should be take all the money away from billionaires and see what happens