I wonder which beach the PS2 menu ambience was recorded at

My dream game is an F-Zero GX/Real Racing hybrid for mobile with gyro controls and I hope such a game comes to exist in my lifetime

Does anyone else get too tired to sleep sometimes? As in like preparing to go to bed feels like way too much work so you just. Don't

Deltarune

There's a certain charm to the original 140 char limit that I think is lost in modern Twitter/Bsky. You used to have to be more creative

Anyone else notice how social media has become less "integrated"? Like at some point it went from a complement to life to a replacement

What the heck I can even tweet from my notification center???????? Insane work

Now trying an image post from the app...

Posting an image...

Posting this from my iPhone 4! BlueTweety is awesome

I’m gonna be real with you “Analytical Engine” actually goes really hard as the name for the first general purpose computer design

HE MR GAY

genuinely feels like every news headline i've read recently has been the same story with a different context "powerful person/organization encroaches on freedoms of people powerless to oppose them and claims it's for their own good"

just considered that the fortnite map would make a kickass pokemon region

I don’t remember this part of the prophecy

click to cancel

@roxie.nyc Can’t find your extensions channel on YT anymore so I think it was terminated :(

NO ROXIE NOT YOU TOO

Okay I’m starting to get a little pissed about Deltarune music being taken down on YouTube. I just want to listen to the good songs on loop while I work but extensions are getting removed left and right. One of my favorite extensions channels, Lodac77, was terminated entirely. This sucks.

I want a handheld that’s: - Small enough to fit in my pocket - Reasonably priced - Durable - Hackable Nintendo is offering me a handheld that’s: - Huge - Expensive - Probably still prone to Joy-Con drift - Impossible to mod or customize Thanks, Switch 2, for reminding me why I own a PS Vita!

testing steganography pay this no mind

was working on a school project and accidentally swapped the X and Y values of my graph. i consider this a work of art and think it says a lot about society

English class would be way more tolerable if teachers could just figure out that the concepts of “reader’s interpretation” and “multiple choice questions” are fundamentally incompatible

who actually makes phone wallpapers? can you guys link me some artists? I’ve always appreciated wallpapers but googling what artists/graphic designers actually make them only returns AI slop generators, shitty top 10 lists, and Etsy pages that sell wallpapers and icons they don’t actually make.

fun fact: if you play a song on your phone and spin around while holding it out in front of you, you’ll get a cool chorus effect! you’ll also get very dizzy but that’s besides the point

@planetofthemoon.bsky.social congrats on being democratically elected cooler than mars

the bog is coming

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Just checked shitter and found that one of my old favorite accounts, an account once dedicated to showing off funny community notes, is now posting right-wing politics. There wasn’t even a gradual shift. It just suddenly became political some time in September. Wtf is happening over there dude

this card is probably the biggest reality check I’ve ever given anyone

need help routing #celeste

how it feels trying to avoid borderline porn while scrolling bluesky in public

since bluesky has no community notes i would like to personally apply for the position. you don’t even have to pay me. i will willingly explain to millions of people why the post with 3 likes they forgot they made is wrong according to at least 5 reputable sources and i will do it for free

my notifications look like this now i think the crab computer post was a success

fuck it I’ll post some photos. first one is from 2021, second one is from 2022. some spot on the Potomac, don’t remember exactly where. crazy how much it changed in a year, there was so much litter the second time I went there compared to the first should I go back and see how it looks now?

i’m so jealous. everyone i see is posting their cool PC setups with neat cable management. meanwhile i’m playing doom on 16,039,018,500 crabs arranged into logic gates. why is life so hard?