Thunderbolts bouta be peak. Who's your favorite member of the squad?

I can't believe I'm almost 33. I had high school teachers that were 33. I am become them.

Thanks for watching! :)

Sorry I haven't been on here in a while! I got a new phone and was too lazy to install the app lol

Finally. PG Porn II.

Long day of shooting the first six films in our #JamesBond retrospective at @caviarstudiosltd . Tonne of effort has gone into this and I hope you guys enjoy it. Shoutouts to @steeshhaggie and @jonvart for all their hard work through the day.

If you have not yet taken the opportunity to see this film, watch it on Max beginning tonight at 8pm ET. Whether you enjoy the world of superheroes or the incredible power of humanity, Super/Man is a must-watch.

Overwhelmed with the response to our monstrous band of heroes and excited for everyone to see episodes one AND two of #CreatureCommandos streaming NOW on Max!

The rain will stop. 🌈

So cool! Thanks for supporting the Palaxy!

What do YOU want to see in #SecretWars?

So I finally saw Avengers: Endgame yesterday. It was about time. *ba dum tss*

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Real talk. #CreatureCommandos is outstanding. @jamesgunn.bsky.social at his finest once again. It's a hilarious and emotional adventure that serves as an excellent start for the new DCU. The future of this cinematic universe is looking bright.

The Gingerbread Oatmilk Chai from Starbucks has my whole heart.

Love is such a risk, man. Whenever I hear of someone having an affair after like...over 10 years of being together I'm like "bruh...now their partner has to start all over again with a new relationship". Shit is wild that love can end so horribly. But that's life as a human being, I guess.

Tenth Day of working out in a row. I'm still definitely in my Gymtergarten beginner phase but I can definitely feel my body improving. My body feels more alive and flexible...and my endurance is slowly improving. I just need to stay the course and keep the habit going.

My heart has been hurting a lot these past few days and I don't know why. I've just been bummed.

Honestly? Truuu. I be seein' all these content creators ruining their careers because they used their dicks over their brains and I'm like: "Bro. For real? All for some temporary cooch? That's stupid as hell." Being unburdened by horny decision-making kinda rules ngl.

Josh Allen is the luckiest mf'er alive.

Being demisexual blows, man. Needing conncection as a prerequisite for intimacy is THE WORST. I wanna go out and be a man hoe all the time but my brain just isn't wired like that. Womp womp.

Spent Thanksgiving alone in my room. Again. Like every year for the past half decade.

Delicious.

The best food I ever ate in my life was monkey bread that my ex's mom used to make. Like...fam. That shit was crack. If we never broke up, I would have overdosed on monkey bread and would be in the clouds with Monkey Bread Jesus.

whoa Arcane on Netflix is extremely good

Come hang out with the Guardians of the Palaxy as we talk all about the #Thunderbolts and #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld trailers! Excited for the future of the #MCU! LINK: youtu.be/XNp4ppVghvc

GI Robot 2028. Because fuck Nazis. #CreatureCommandos

I'm in my Rebuild Era. I'm gonna redeem and reclaim myself.

What a show. #Arcane is legendary.

I watched a few episodes of Zyuranger a few months back! Love the Super Sentai stuff!

I can totally see Black Knight getting a Special Presentation down the line. It'd be a great way to give people an understanding of the Whitman family history.

The thing that draws me to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the most is the fact that they're all kids given incredible power. Our IRL world is forged by a bunch of greedy adults. What would happen if the youths had the power to change the world THEIR way? That's the story I wanna tell.

Let’s talk Phase One movie rankings in the MCU! New mini episode out now! Let me know y’all’s rankings! youtu.be/Id0xLOW1qjo?...

Ask me a question.

Not the party of Law & Order, but the party of Sexual Predators. What a great time to be alive. /S

The thing I'm most excited about with Bluesky is the return of reputable news sources. When mElon destroyed the Blue Check system, he destroyed the ability to filter out nonsense from unverified sources. I hope this app becomes a new home for journalism.

Marvel Studios needs to greenlight Brute Force already. Let's get it going. That could easily be their TMNT.

The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope

Can confirm. Little spoon is where it's at. Though I do enjoy some big spoon.

America from 2025 to 2028 unfortunately.

Had a dream that I had a multimillion dollar bounty on my head last night. Being chased around the city felt like an action movie man. That shit was lowkey rad even though it felt a little nightmarey.

I'm interested to see the Agatha/Eternals episode! I feel like I'm gonna learn more about #TheMarvelTriggerTheory in that one!

"Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something" -Jake the Dog

I think we'll see Bruce at some point in the movie but he probably won't be a prominent presence.