Political tip: when someone asks your opinion about the lives of 8 million Jews, maybe try something better than, “I’ll get back to you.”

The end of this video reminds me of every found footage horror film I’ve ever seen. x.com/Ideallady5/s...

The GOP has one on special order that is being dressed up to look like Mitch McConnell. newatlas.com/robotics/u1-...

"my friendship with Graham Platner is over! Abdul El-Sayed is my best friend now!"

I miss the old days, when I never had to hear anything about the World Cup. But nowadays my feeds are filled with stuff like Iceland trash talking Cape Verde every fucking day.

How am I suppose to feel when a racist groyper posts adorable photos of his cat?

I thought Trump was finally going to give his speech about infrastructure.

Leftists have gone from “We can’t free Palestine without fighting authoritarianism in America” to “Yeah, this Nazi guy is making a lot of sense.”

'Fascism Is Here': Rubio, Miller Say More Terrorist Designations Coming for 'Far-Left' Groups www.commondreams.org/news/stephen...

Question: We know what China is doing to Uyghur Muslims, but it’s nearly impossible to gain access to photos or video footage. People tend to empathize less with suffering when they can’t see it. Public opinion would be quite different if we saw such footage on TikTok every day. 1/2

And here’s Mehdi Hasan mansplaining that the only way a woman candidate who helped save thousands of jobs in Michigan could be popular is because of AIPAC dollars.

“The regime is flailing” Eric Daugherty’s six-month timeline of imminent victory over Iran:

Crap like this makes me certain that MAGA would have lost their shit over “A New Hope” because Princess Leia took charge of her own rescue, thereby making her a “girl boss” who “emasculated” the heroes who released her. 🙄

Mel Brooks is releasing what will probably be his last film to a 21st-century audience that doesn’t comprehend parody and thinks that the guy who made Blazing Saddles is too woke.

The White House now has a strong "mid-level regional commander in The Handmaid's Tale redecorating their patio" vibes.

Perhaps newspapers and magazines should reconsider the value of publishing personal endorsements of public figures:

My custom designed Xbox controller arrived

Me watching the left self-destruct as they drive away women, blacks, and Jews by embracing racists and rapists who are vetted based on how many anti-imperialist cliches they’ve memorized.

“It also makes me want to go out and get a Nazi tattoo.” Platner’s supporters are deeply unhinged.

Alarming story that confirms my own reporting along similar lines: Dan Moraff, the political strategist who plucked Graham Platner out of obscurity to run for senate and barely vetted him, was barred from Rep. Summer Lee’s 2022 campaign after three complaints of sexual misconduct.

I don't want to brag but I already knew the ceasefire was over

The last candidate who blamed all his problems on AIPAC was a Nazi sexual predator, so maybe this isn’t the credible tactic that it used to be.

When you hate a progressive Jewish peace group more than you hate a lying Nazi sexual predator running for the U.S. Senate.

funny how the cutting edge of the far right is just regurgitated slaveholder agitprop from 1850.

Graham Platner’s staffers telling him that he needs to step down.

The DSA is now saying that anyone who asks how a sexual predator got nominated for the U.S. Senate is exploiting the trauma of his victims. Unbelievable.

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Platner’s supporters used their favorite tactic of screaming “genocide” to shut down any criticism of their candidate. It was the same tactic that protesters deployed against the Biden-Harris campaign, of course. 1/2

Shot, chaser

Meanwhile, at the U.S. Senate…

Meanwhile, at the U.S. Senate…

Planter supporters trying to convince other Democrats that they never really liked that guy.

I think that we can all agree that we DO NOT want to hear Michael Tracey’s take on the Platner story. Ever.

One month ago today, Mehdi Hasan was dissing anyone who had doubts about the Nazi rapist who was running for the U.S. Senate. @mehdirhasan.bsky.social

Thoughts and prayers for @mehdirhasan.bsky.social, whose Zeteo news organization bent over backwards to convince viewers that Graham Platner got a Nazi tattoo just because it “looked cool.”

Tim Meadows’ performance in “Mean Girls” is actually one of my favorite parts of the movie.

Journey, Bon Jovi, Neil Diamond, “YMCA” Am I the only one who thinks that Donald Trump’s selection of fireworks music was basically the playlist from Glee?

This is the most literal take on a crab wanton that I’ve ever been served at a restaurant.

If I had been able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building, I would have unfurled a banner reading “Han Shot First” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_sho...

Trump’s looking well.

I want Sydney Sweeney to begin dating Damson Idris so that we can see MAGA’s heads collectively explode.

This is what happens to people who use too much GLP-1

I recently discovered that I have a huge crush on Cyndi Lauper from her Blue Angel era.

Choose your fighter

Avengers Noir Gary Cooper as Captain America Clark Gable as Tony Stark Barbara Stanwyk as Black Widow Sterling Hayden as Thor

Donald Trump’s idiotic statements inspired my creation of this iPhone game: OPERATION CLEAR WATERS “Battalions of camouflaged supersoldiers—some of them scuba-certified—are advancing on the Reflecting Pool with buckets of weaponized green algae. You are the last chlorine cannon standing.”