maybe some of you should turn on the “Big Light” and take a good hard look at your life.

getting HATE CLIX knuckle tattoos so everyone at happy hour knows i am a media bad boy.

Todd Snider was simply in a league of his own. youtu.be/txcRLVcyM8U?...

me and my infant daughter at 2:38am

vodka, tequila, gin, rum, triple sec, diet coke, espresso, steamed milk, and chocolate syrup.

when Lucinda says “when i get back, this room better be picked-up” on the fourth verse of Car Wheels On A Gravel Road, that’s probably both the coolest and scariest time anyone has ever said that specific sentence.

i love to hear my favorite podcasters put their own personal spin on the Quince ad script.

i was a regular at Fancy Nancy and i am a now a regular at Hartley’s; it is absolutely baffling to suggest one as a reasonable substitute for the other. the NYTimes continues to pioneer disservice journalism. (Rosemarie on Lorimer is the correct answer this reader is looking for)

showing my newborn daughter (48hrs old) my prized possession (Dr Zizmor poster i stole from the 6 train in 2007.)

you would think the bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Future Campaign Consultants Of America in charge of Cornell's Political Strategy club might recognize "candidate's aide oversteps on easy Q" as an opportunity to show some, uh, Politically Strategic thinking. alas, the Linkedin Mindset rules the day

seek help!

terrifying to imagine a world where this version could have broken containment and infected the masses. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodies_...

it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other 'exactlyyyyy.' www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/n...

gold is hitting $4,500+ per ounce. should i sell this ring?

met a totally cooked unc last night who thought everyone saying "hey chat..." was talking ChatGPT. had to explain that it was actually a way of collectively addressing the viewers in a livestream chat log. my brain is chad and my understanding of emerging culture stays goated.

it’s time for Hot Cameron Winter.

Incredible exchange here.

"Celsius’ Orange tastes obviously inferior to an actual orange, whereas Monster’s Assault is technically incomparable." www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/m...

Mayor Adams is simply hoping to ensure the the continued flow of Albania's #1 export to NYC: Arthur Avenue waiters who tourists mistakenly believe are Italian.

am i listening to “Life Of A Showgirl?” haha no, i’m still organizing my life around the show Girls.

"Nationwide, there are only about 40,000 places where you can buy liquor these days, according to IBISWorld, a market research firm. For beer, that figure clocks in around 200,000." vinepair.com/articles/fir...

Brian Lehrer taking listener calls in response to the question "What Is Your Favorite Season?" with many actual adults gleefully dialing in. caller explains they've been "listening for years" but this topic finally got them to dial in for the first time: "fall reminds me of Sunday Scaries" they say.

the Recipe section on Alison Roman's new website has a "Browse By Ingredient" option. a straightforward innovation that certainly took hours of tagging and cataloguing & should probably win her an Emmy or a Webby or a Pulitzer or whatever it is that people win these days www.alisoneroman.com/recipes

this NYTimes article frames the people disrupting this Zoom lecture as acting on behalf of an organized pro-Palestinian protest project...but unless some details are going unmentioned, they don't seem to have made any mention of Palestine or the war in Gaza www.nytimes.com/2025/09/12/n...

even tidal waves of history feel like banal ripples when they first crash upon our shores.

my theory about Invisalign is that they could probably fix your teeth in 5 weeks but orthodontists drag it out because they’re lonely.

"Eric Adams 2025: We Launder Money, Not Polos"

clicking through all 594 pages, individually admiring each of the 47,462 fruit stickers mestrucsamoi.fr/blog/blog_af...

had a genuine moment of complete shock upon seeing what Carrot Top looks like these days.

very funny for the NYTimes to try and use this Hamptons shibboleth in their subhed...and to get it wrong?? nobody says "south of THE 27" and truly on try-hards and first timers talk about being south of the highway at all. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/24/s...

great moment to plug Geling Yan's novel BANQUET BOY about an unemployed chinese factory worker who pretends to be a journalist so he can be lavished with gifts and bribes. www.amazon.com/Banquet-Bug-...

baffled by this RadioShack kimono www.ebay.com/itm/30638146...

today is a good day for residents of NY's 8th District to call Hakeem Jeffries's office and remind the people answering the phones that they would be happier if they tendered their resignation and walked away from their dead-end job playing defense against constituents for a dead-end politician.

Zohran Mamdani won "the neighborhoods that Hakeem Jeffries represents in Brooklyn" by 12 points.

a great story about loving meatballs from Mike Tyson's 2013 memoir nymag.com/news/feature...

Yazoo on the Dutch TV show TopPop, pioneering the Goths At The Beach aesthetic www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt9g...

it is very funny that Cuomo tweeted out a half-baked inanity phrased as a policy proposal but obviously intended purely as an attack on Mamdani, and is now stuck supporting a disastrous housing policy that his team needed to reverse engineer to comport with his original tweet.

Jackson Browne wrote “These Days” when he was sixteen years old. youtu.be/apkw9zKcAg0?...

this is exactly the sort of straightforward and effective campaign messaging that undecided voters yearn to hear. glad to see this strong team of comms pros assembling behind eric adams.

attending the Brooklyn Cyclones “Seinfeld Night” with three zoomers who have never seen an episode of Seinfeld 👍

personally, if i created a successful daily media and culture newsletter that found a wide readership based on my charisma and supposedly-unique insights, i would be embarrassed to publish a headline this incorrect (and would, at the very least, try to get the names of the people involved correct)

it's not funny. polling data like this means that several of the consultants running anti-Mamdani super-PACs may have to settle for owning just two homes.

a lububu

never really got into Ozzy's music but thought he did a fantastic job playing the part of "what if you somehow put an ancient pomeranian's brain in an old man's body" on the TV programme The Osbournes

not the language i would have used if the defining aspect of my political career was that i resigned in disgrace after sexually assaulting 13 women

scanning a QR code to officially register my new toilet seat with the folks at ToiletSeats.com

SCOOP: Sources Suggest Zohran Mamdani May Have Exaggerated Results On Sit-And-Reach Test, Calling Into Question 7th Grade Presidential Physical Fitness Test Honors