He is one of the smartest kids i have ever met, if someone like him can’t figure that out god help the rest of us.

I keep telling my friend that, he’s totally oblivious one of his school friends is turbo gay for him.

Woah, little puppet dude.

give this to yer woke friends

Hopefully he doesn’t go blind any time soon.

That dude can’t even take care of himself how could he raise a bear-mascot thing?

He can fight? I thought his job was to flirt with every woman he sees.

… i didn’t even know the second one was a thing.💧

Who’s the kung fu girl?

絆. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐩𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐩, 𝐰𝐞’𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 絆.

ɪᴛ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇɴ ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ꜱʜɪᴛʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ᴏꜰ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ᴏʟ' ᴄᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴘᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴘᴜꜱʜɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇxɪꜱᴛᴇᴅ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ꜰʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴ' ᴍᴏʀᴏɴ.

⠀⠀ 𝐈𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐧, 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 ⠀⠀

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦.

(Nc) Seriously? dang.

(Nc) At least i have a signature psi move!

(Nc) Yeah yeah that’s great, how many smash games are you in dude?

(Nc) Original what, original copycat?

(Nc) That still doesn’t answer my question.

(Nc) Why the fuck do you look like me-

Sorry! Sometimes scattered thoughts just kinda seep out.

How the hell is a robot thinking, and why are you thinking that bud?

I dunno man i just got here.

(Nc) I’m nessing it.

What’s that hairy meatball next to you?

(Not a problem for ness, as he was digging into the trash and found a cheeseburger inside of it.) Haha nice.

Are you good dude? You sound like you’re from moonside.

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Did you just say sigh out loud?

Rotund and jubilant individual.

❝ 𝑻𝑰𝑴𝑬 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑨 𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑹𝑼𝑵.ᐟ ❝

They actually look like the kid that get’s his arm eaten off in it.

] SHRIMPED UP.

Those green things are depressing.

Nice to meet ya man, glad we got our introductions outta the way.

Doesn’t mean we can’t make first introductions though, name’s ness.

Nothing is ringing a bell for me man, sorry.

Again? I don’t think we’ve met before , dude.

Happy new year everyone let’s hope planes don’t fall out of the sky!

temp pinned portrayal of L from death note :-) written by castor / maya [ #deathnoterp #dnrp #mvrp ]

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Curse of Zeus. (Ness used pk thunder Ω)

ᯓ★ 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐚. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. ݁₊ 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘍𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝗙𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗪𝗶𝗻. ♡/⟳