Just interacted with a reddit contrapoints fan. Gonna have to chalk up their terribleness to be 90% reddit 10% contra for my own sanity.

Sucked his dick with finesse Call that a pro-job

I don’t know how I’m going to stop crashing out if I think every one of them is justified in hindsight.

I hope the Washington post never stops posting their dipshit podcast on this website this is the most fun I’ve had in years

@themimsshow.bsky.social quit your job if you have any sense of self worth or shame. You don’t have to put it on your resume yet you can still claim these last few months were due to a family disaster

Stands like a baby, makes arguments like a toddler, and speaks like a child. The Washington post has the whole package of whiny man baby down pat!

1/3 There are at this very moment multiple true facts that feel like they shouldn’t be true all at once because no one has done anything:

Hey Australia, You’ve got a piece of shit “charity” operating out of your country that is currently trying to ban anything that doesn’t fit their puritan agenda and they’re getting the most success in America. TAKE CARE OF THESE FUCKING CUNTS THEY ARE GENUINELY YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM, IM SICK OF EM

If anyone has the addresses of any Stripe board members send them my way for a special treat!

I just want to say that all the recent court decisions and racist redistricting does mean the doomers were right. They are stealing the election and not even hiding it

Little Bear, we have your toothpaste. If you ever want to see it alive you’ll follow these next steps very carefully

Happy Mother’s Day

“Say yes to peace No New wars” Oh no no no the guys at the printing forgot the punctuation. It should be “Say yes to peace? No! New wars!”

This isn’t even getting at the fact that Kamala losing had practically nothing to do with her stance on Palestine. Worldwide 99% of governments on the ballot in 2024 got voted out. The voter that voted Biden in 20 and Trump in 24 is going to tell you they voted based on economic vibes.

Online leftists refuse to admit they failed the trolley problem and instead pretend that Kamala is or was going to be as bad as Trump. It’s an insane cope. It’s delusional. It also kind of proves you shouldn’t take us seriously. Where are the anti genocide protests in 2025 and 2026?

I guess if there’s going to be a new plague I should buy Amazon stock?

It’s not enough to verbally attack them I want to get at them with my fists and nails and teeth god dammit

What enforcement mechanisms does the Virginia Supreme Court have? Yeah that’s what I thought.

r/cats fucking sucks as a subreddit I stg. “You can’t tell people how to raise their cat” is the dumbest fucking rule on the planet because in actuality it means “you can’t call out people for animal abuse” A cat and its 12th litter of kittens isn’t cute it’s fucking animal abuse

I think we should also publish the home addresses of the offending judges.

It would be mildly amusing if coyote vs acme was complete dogshit

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

Government of little guys

It’s pretty amazing that in our modern day the test for whether or not someone uses critical thinking is just asking the question “does the AI actually like you?” It’s a really question too and yet so many get it so wrong

“Eye opening commentary that favors no party” In a just universe the writers at the free press would spontaneously burst into flames the moment they typed that.

a critical difference between woke 1 and woke 2 is the understanding that woo is something to be fought tooth and nail

Ted turner was still alive?

I am ready to sacrifice every celebrity older than 75 to return to those times I will not be taking questions.

Remember when we thought 2016 was bad because like some celebrities who were really old died?

I want to enact violence on people that wronged me but the problem is that it would serve to prove some of them right about what they said.

I regularly get Phil mickelson and Jack Nicklaus mixed up. Mickelson bad Nicklaus good. Mickelson bad Nicklaus good.

Comics made by Redditors are just so bad. This would be a hack joke in 2012 but for some reason in 2026 reddit still thinks this *slaps knee* ‘wheeezes’ level jokes

Meta AI stays asking the tough questions everyone had on their mind

Weezer sped up sounds a lot like 100 gecs

Lots of people need to realize their personal anecdotes don’t equal universal personal experiences.

Dear Journalists, I don’t want to see you write the word “SLAMMED” about a politician unless it is immediately followed by “HEAD FIRST INTO CONCRETE FLOOR”

The worse things get the less convinced I become that we’re getting out of this without some very powerful people taking some very long walks off some very short piers

The current body shape could be unfortunately described as grinch-esque

Do Brits look at fans of the crown the way I look at fans of Yellowstone?

I regularly get mad when I remember that Voltaire said animals don’t have souls. Va te faire enculer, espèce de merde de Français

“I heard Joe Biden wants to take away our ability to eat shoes which why I voted for Trump who I thought learned his lesson”

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Algorithms really ruin genuine enjoyment at finding something new.

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“Noooo you have to care that the heckin liferinos of the worst people in America were in danger!” Also turning off quote tweets and comments is about as cowardly as you can expect from “journos” that attended that fascist ball

Welp the cat distribution system finally struck me today

If your hobby is starting online discourse with hypotheticals

I’m going to say that Star Wars as an IP being as watered down and garbage as it is right now is a direct consequence of the fan reaction to episode 8. Losers told Disney that even the slightest deviation is not acceptable and now we’re going to get slop for ever