This isn’t even an insane predication but Mamdani is going to be governor of New York State eventually. That’s just an inevitability if his current track record continues.

This is always the problem with anyone that’s a “dirtbag leftist”. The first descriptor is always what matters more

How dare he corrupt the most corrupt sporting body the world has ever seen.

Complaining that Trump has ruined the integrity of the World Cup is so fucking funny dude.

Climate change isn’t real but democrats can change the weather to hurt Trump. I am the average Republican voter

I’ve been a middle aged suburban dad since I was 7 and watched master and commander

Say less comrade collier 🫡

What do brake checkers think will happen if they succeed in me hitting them from behind? That I will get out and apologize and go for my insurance information?… They are going to the hospital (if lucky) and I am going to jail. That’s what will actually happen

*SCREAMS INCOHERENTLY*

Oh good another young ghoul is going to sit on this fucking piece of shit fake court

I fucking hate my octopus teacher

Ya follow someone on here then a day or two later they say or repost something so brain dead you have to unfollow them again. Many such cases

This is honestly fine. Couldn’t be upset with the result

People who confidently declare that all cats are "mean" really have no idea that they're telling on themselves for having boundary and consent issues.

What’s even the point of this post when the only 2 reasonable options are 7 and 8.

medicine.washu.edu/news/faster-... I fucking called it!

Anytime I see a dogshit opinion on here that person also usually has posted about sports in their last 5 skeets

… alright that’s it I’m firmly in camp authorial intent matters. Goddamit

Bad news everyone. Due to stressful changes in global affairs the aging trend has not just stopped, it’s reversed itself entirely. That’s right folks no longer is “40 is the new 30” unfortunately we’ve all regressed and “30 is the new 40”.

Do they teach scientific theory at all in nursing schools? Even in science there’s going to be a single digit percentage of cranks and morons so why does it seem like it’s closer to around 1/4 for the nursing profession. None of my biologist colleagues are anti vax but I know nurses that are.

I understand the political rhetoric and messaging behind talking about the 13 dead American soldiers and why dem politicians are using it as an attack. I also think it’s beyond incredibly gross to mourn the loss of a few violent aggressors compared to the untold number of civilian victims

Teenagers ruin hating your parents for the rest of us.

I’m sure all the Iranian Americans that cheered on the initial strikes because they thought Trump was deposing that regime are just over the moon about the US giving that same regime more money, power, and legitimacy than ever before!

In my lifetime I have seen the antivax movement go from one primary composed of people that would’ve identified as left of spectrum to a mix of left, right, and the center. To finally being a mainstream position amongst the right. Silver linings in every cloud. The left is less anti science kinda

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

The Instagram reels algorithm is so incredibly cruel

Hey r/cats and your moderators: fuck you

Levi’s makes jeans for men with Hank Hill ass

Genuinely what’s the purpose of those YouTube channels that post shit like “Russia is 2 weeks away from total collapse!”

Nestor makhno didn't form and maintain a system of federated communes despite invasion by both the Germans and the bolsheviks on good intentions alone.

Sometime you see a take so lib coded you just have to ignore it and move on. “Let the fascists be the only ones with guns because people kill themselves with guns!” I’m not engaging with that that’s clearly a person with a fetish for losing to fascists.

As an American that doesn’t suck I’ve always had an appreciation for New York City but the zohran bandwagon seems so fun and righteous I really want to be a New Yorker just so I can be like “that’s mah man!”

Trying to imagine a real human being that holds this opinion is a trip.

Some one should tell harmeet that her hairline is about 3 inches too far up her head

Who decided the sun’s “true” name is Sol. That’s a fucking stupid name. Might as well name it fucking Henry

Person A: “Bari Weiss is a failure of a person” Person B: “Ackshually she’s succeeding at her true job!” Person A:

*Jerusalem 4 BCE* “Did you hear about Mary? She’s pregnant but claims to still be a virgin! She says that it was an angel of the lord that came unto her!” one of Joseph’s friends muttering to himself: “I mean I’m pretty good but I wouldn’t call myself an angel”

Work to make today’s Nazis reap the whirlwind

Do I need mastercard to be my friend? No Do I need them to fear what will happen to their revenue stream if they are homophobic? Yes.

If you put a pizza slice upside down on top of another pizza slice you’ve made a pseudo grilled cheese. I’m sorry

How does one not take generalized statements as callouts asking for a me

Historians have to be salivating at the obvious comparison between this and final days third reich propaganda.

People complain about trailers spoiling movies as if it’s a modern problem… have you seen the poster for free Willy?

I just realized I am over twice as old as I was when Skyrim came out. We’ve gone over .5 ‘me’s without a new elder scrolls game am I gonna fuckin die before a new one comes out?

I’m the Michael Jordan of baseball

The “young” label is starting to slip away from the “adult” that was attached to it and I’m not thrilled remotely.

Repost to scare Bluesky developers