Sooooo. How's everyone celebrating New Years? Too much cheese and in bed by 9pm like me, or do you have lives?

Apparently @jimboknows.bsky.social tried to get bluesky to rally against me after I called him a dingdong. For the record, I stand by what I said. He is in fact a dingdong. I love him though, dingdongness and all.

Also, yearly reminder that Mary's Boy Child/OH Lord by Boney M is the best Christmas song ever written. Not only will I physically fight anyone that disagrees, but I'll win....

Just so you know what it's like living with our 10yo, he just said "Johnathan Lemon" when he actually meant "John Lennon" but really, the singer is Lemmy Kilmister. After @jimboknows.bsky.social and I finished mocking him, I called dibs on skeeting about it first, and that my friends is why I'm here

Being a sports parent is so weird. It's a perfect mix of "train hard and play your best" but also "if you could suck a smidgen more so that you get kicked off the team and save us a couple grand and also so we don't have to do 730am practices on a Saturday, thaaaaaat would be great".

My team won The Office themed trivia yesterday and I'm still riding that high... its the little things that amuse me

Did you do it yet? It's FREE

Making a butter cream board for dessert for a family get together. Basically suger/shortbread cookies are accompanied by different buttercream icings. Doing chocolate and bourbon vanilla bean...what other flavors would you want to see?

Not gonna lie, I'm here mostly to bug my husband. I feel extremely old trying to figure this out 😂. The lengths I will go in order to harass him are.....a bit ridiculous....